Fuck its silent in here.......

[Chuck to Chuck]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Not clowns.  Cowards.

[Gilgamesh]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Not clowns.  Cowards.

Fucking cowards college?  What does that mean?

[SKO]

"It's interesting, some of this is also generational," the president continued. "You know when I go to college campuses, sometimes I talk to college Republicans who think that I have terrible policies on the economy, on foreign policy, but are very clear that when it comes to same-sex equality or, you know, sexual orientation, that they believe in equality"-

This is true, as I don't know any other people in school with me who are Republican and don't support gay marriage. I think it's less of a generational thing than the simple matter that most people who live in rural areas don't encounter openly gay people unless they go to college. I think the people who actually know gay people and realize they're, oh I don't know, people, tend to think this shit's retarded.

[thehawk]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Jon Stewart's writers can take the rest of the week off.

[Chuck to Chuck]

This is true, as I don't know any other people in school with me who are Republican and don't support gay marriage. I think it's less of a generational thing than the simple matter that most people who live in rural areas don't encounter openly gay people unless they go to college. I think the people who actually know gay people and realize they're, oh I don't know, people, tend to think this shit's retarded.

You mean when people meet other people and interact with them they stop fearing them?

Where are your horns, SKO?

[SKO]

This is true, as I don't know any other people in school with me who are Republican and don't support gay marriage. I think it's less of a generational thing than the simple matter that most people who live in rural areas don't encounter openly gay people unless they go to college. I think the people who actually know gay people and realize they're, oh I don't know, people, tend to think this shit's retarded.

You mean when people meet other people and interact with them they stop fearing them?

Where are your horns, SKO?

Horns? Are you trying to say I'm a greedy, manipulative Jew? How insulting.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Not clowns.  Cowards. Pandering asshats

Know your audience'd.

[Tony]

"It's interesting, some of this is also generational," the president continued. "You know when I go to college campuses, sometimes I talk to college Republicans who think that I have terrible policies on the economy, on foreign policy, but are very clear that when it comes to same-sex equality or, you know, sexual orientation, that they believe in equality"-

This is true, as I don't know any other people in school with me who are Republican and don't support gay marriage. I think it's less of a generational thing than the simple matter that most people who live in rural areas don't encounter openly gay people unless they go to college. I think the people who actually know gay people and realize they're, oh I don't know, people, tend to think this shit's retarded.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Not clowns.  Cowards. Panderibg asshats

Know your audience'd.

Huey's not mibcibg any words.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Not clowns.  Cowards. Panderibg asshats

Know your audience'd.

Huey's not mibcibg any words.

I laughed.

[Bort]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Not clowns.  Cowards. Panderibg asshats

Know your audience'd.

Huey's not mibcibg any words.

I laughed.

I think the correct term for what I did am still doing is "guffawing."

[CBStew]

That headline's not real? They say enough stupid shit at Fox that it sort of defeats the comedy to put words in their mouth. I mean, you don't have to really try.


EDIT: It was real and they changed it? Fucking clown college.

Not clowns.  Cowards. Pandering asshats

Know your audience'd.

And here I sit in my isolated SF Bay Area, totally estranged from the real world where, apparently "up" is "down", "black" is "white", "good" is "bad", and the St. Louis Cardinals are America's team.

[CBStew]

Notwithstanding that It is "liberal" San Francisco, I represented the teachers' union in this case where we successfully fought off the school district's effort to bypass the law by firing senior teachers in favor of new teachers.  However, I agree with my client's president that our victorywas not a cause for celebration because they are laying off teachers and further decimating the teaching staff.  I mean that literally, because they are taking away 210 teaching positions, which is almost exactly one tenth of the jobs.  We under value all teachers, but especially senior more experienced teachers.  There is a line of bs out there that holds they they are burned out and that we need younger, fresher teachers. The truth, of course is that it is less expensive to pay a first year teacher who will be on probation for two years and can't get a hearing when you don't renew her contract two years from now.  Of course, then you can replace her with another first year teacher.


http://blog.sfgate.com/cityinsider/2012/05/09/more-than-200-teacher-pink-slips-finalized/

[Gilgamesh]

I knew we should have seen her birth certificate: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-pn-bachmann-downplays-swiss-citizenship-20120510,0,787684.story

[Quality Start Machine]

I knew we should have seen her birth certificate: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-pn-bachmann-downplays-swiss-citizenship-20120510,0,787684.story

That explains her neutrality.