Fuck its silent in here.......

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I knew we should have seen her birth certificate: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-pn-bachmann-downplays-swiss-citizenship-20120510,0,787684.story

That explains her neutrality.

No, Fork.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I knew we should have seen her birth certificate: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-pn-bachmann-downplays-swiss-citizenship-20120510,0,787684.story

That explains her neutrality.

No, Fork.

No, Fork.

[Gilgamesh]

I knew we should have seen her birth certificate: http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/la-pn-bachmann-downplays-swiss-citizenship-20120510,0,787684.story

That explains her neutrality.

No, Fork.

No, Fork.

Yes, Fork.

I mean, no; no, Fork.

[morpheus]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

I don't get this morphpost at all.

[PenPho]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

I don't get this morphpost at all.

Morph was just looking for an excuse to bust out one of his favorite passages from his favorite book. 

[Eli]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

I don't get this morphpost at all.

That's because Morph isn't very good at stickpoking.

[Bort]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

I don't get this morphpost at all.

That's because Morph isn't very good at stickpoking.

Later on, Morph will ask Gil if his refrigerator is running.

[Canadouche]

"It's interesting, some of this is also generational," the president continued. "You know when I go to college campuses, sometimes I talk to college Republicans who think that I have terrible policies on the economy, on foreign policy, but are very clear that when it comes to same-sex equality or, you know, sexual orientation, that they believe in equality"-

This is true, as I don't know any other people in school with me who are Republican and don't support gay marriage. I think it's less of a generational thing than the simple matter that most people who live in rural areas don't encounter openly gay people unless they go to college. I think the people who actually know gay people and realize they're, oh I don't know, people, tend to think this shit's retarded.

WTF Guilford County?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

WTF Guilford County?

You, too, Brunswick.

[Slaky]

[Wheezer]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

I don't get this morphpost at all.

That's because Morph isn't very good at stickpoking.

Later on, Morph will ask Gil if his refrigerator is running.

If only Prince Albert canned Krab.

[morpheus]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

I don't get this morphpost at all.

That's because Morph isn't very good at stickpoking.

This is an excellent meta-pokestick.

[Eli]

I am shocked, shocked to find that a leading Presidential candidate was a bully early in his life.  I call on this candidate to apologize for his insensitivity immediately.

I don't get this morphpost at all.

That's because Morph isn't very good at stickpoking.

This is an excellent meta-pokestick.

You're catching on.

[morpheus]

Edited for truth