Fuck its silent in here.......

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

[Chuck to Chuck]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

Not every president can be from Crawford, Texas.

[Slaky]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Yeah, I mean they might be zingers but that's nutjob talk.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

"The Beast from the Sea"?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

White Sox fan.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

"The Beast from the Sea"?

I laughed.

In TJ's defense, I think emotions run a little high this close to the election, particular for the challenger's people.  I feel like I was in his shoes 8 years ago; with blinding hatred toward the incumbent and nothing good to say about my middling, milquetoast candidate, I was left with just hurling invectives toward the former while holding my nose as I voted for the latter.  I think that's what's going on here.

[Slaky]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

"The Beast from the Sea"?

I laughed.

In TJ's defense, I think emotions run a little high this close to the election, particular for the challenger's people.  I feel like I was in his shoes 8 years ago; with blinding hatred toward the incumbent and nothing good to say about my middling, milquetoast candidate, I was left with just hurling invectives toward the former while holding my nose as I voted for the latter.  I think that's what's going on here.

Morph said the other day he 'prefers' Romney. I don't see how anyone can like Romney. But I absolutely understand preferring him.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

"The Beast from the Sea"?

I laughed.

In TJ's defense, I think emotions run a little high this close to the election, particular for the challenger's people.  I feel like I was in his shoes 8 years ago; with blinding hatred toward the incumbent and nothing good to say about my middling, milquetoast candidate, I was left with just hurling invectives toward the former while holding my nose as I voted for the latter.  I think that's what's going on here.

Also: this used to be a free country.

[Bort]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

"The Beast from the Sea"?

I laughed.

In TJ's defense, I think emotions run a little high this close to the election, particular for the challenger's people.  I feel like I was in his shoes 8 years ago; with blinding hatred toward the incumbent and nothing good to say about my middling, milquetoast candidate, I was left with just hurling invectives toward the former while holding my nose as I voted for the latter.  I think that's what's going on here.

Also: this used to be a free country.

[Bort]No it didn't.[/Bort]

[Slaky]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

"The Beast from the Sea"?

I laughed.

In TJ's defense, I think emotions run a little high this close to the election, particular for the challenger's people.  I feel like I was in his shoes 8 years ago; with blinding hatred toward the incumbent and nothing good to say about my middling, milquetoast candidate, I was left with just hurling invectives toward the former while holding my nose as I voted for the latter.  I think that's what's going on here.

Also: this used to be a free country.

[Bort]No it didn't.[/Bort]

Apparently you weren't around these parts in the 1400s. It was a free for all.

[Internet Apex]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

He could have voted anywhere in the city Monday through Saturday up and through Nov. 6. He could have voted in Norwood Park or at Hiawatha Park (Addison and Cumberland) while Air Force One refueled. Or he could have voted absentee like his wife did.

Yes, I'm sure a few people trying to catch flights before the rain hit and turned ORD into more of a clusterfuck so that they could get home from wherever the fuck they were so that they could see their family are unimportant serfs, and need to bow to the One. Fuck their commitments, our King needs to get a photo-op on the South Side, so everyone get out of the way.

What the hell, TJ.

Yeah, phrases like 'bow to the One' and 'our King' it kind of makes me not want to take seriously anything you have to say about politics.

Well what else would you call our Kenyan-born, secret Muslim, sleeper cell Socialist overlord?

"The Beast from the Sea"?

I laughed.

In TJ's defense, I think emotions run a little high this close to the election, particular for the challenger's people.  I feel like I was in his shoes 8 years ago; with blinding hatred toward the incumbent and nothing good to say about my middling, milquetoast candidate, I was left with just hurling invectives toward the former while holding my nose as I voted for the latter.  I think that's what's going on here.

Also: this used to be a free country.

[Bort]No it didn't.[/Bort]

Apparently you weren't around these parts in the 1400s. It was a free for all.

THI

[PenPho]

Or we can just do it this way:

"The president I don't like and didn't vote for did (anything at all). Fuck him!"

And be done with it.

Hey I did vote for him, so if I want to complain, I apparently have the right.

Pen:     Jon, are you at least voting 3rd party?
Bort:     Fuck no, Pen. If you vote, you can't complain.

[Bort]

Or we can just do it this way:

"The president I don't like and didn't vote for did (anything at all). Fuck him!"

And be done with it.

Hey I did vote for him, so if I want to complain, I apparently have the right.

Pen:     Jon, are you at least voting 3rd party?
Bort:     Fuck no, Pen. If you vote, you can't complain.

Pen clearly missed my green font. I apologize.

EDIT: he also missed my oblique Carlin reference.

[Brownie]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

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Is that better? Citizenry's complaints about their worthless lives are to be disregarded, but the inconveniences caused by the President's need to drop in on a Thursday afternoon at rush hour so he can cast the all-important votes for Bobby Rush, Barbara Flynn Currie and electrical aggregation a few days early should trump all!

[PenPho]

I'm enjoying the people bitching about traffic and the airport and the like because Obama flew in to vote.

Yes, your shitty flight is more important than the president voting. Get over your worthless life.

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Is that better? Citizenry's complaints about their worthless lives are to be disregarded, but the inconveniences caused by the President's need to drop in on a Thursday afternoon at rush hour so he can cast the all-important votes for Bobby Rush, Barbara Flynn Currie and electrical aggregation a few days early should trump all!

How about, it's 2012, why don't you post a video of yourself filling out your mail-in ballot to YouTube where you'll reach a broader audience than the 6 o'clock news anyway? (assuming your method of distribution isn't our YouTube thread.)