Fuck its silent in here.......

[Internet Apex]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Jay is from Southern Indiana. Nobody from that part of the world has a lick of God damn sense.

[Eli]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Well, Jay is a really rich white dude (from small-town Indiana, as Apex said). Not a big surprise.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Well, Jay is a really rich white dude (from small-town Indiana, as Apex said). Not a big surprise.

Though the article contains expressed approval of Romney, the picture seems more apt, as most of the people voting for Romney are only doing so because he's not Obama.  'Merica!

[Slaky]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Well, Jay is a really rich white dude (from small-town Indiana, as Apex said). Not a big surprise.

Pretty funny when people are surprised that rich athletes (mostly from the south) are Republican. It's also funny that anyone would give a shit.

[Quality Start Machine]

Look, if we're going to take a random photo of somebody who is voting for Mitt Romney and deciding that the photo is their commentary to the rest of the electorate, can we at least use Jenna Jameson?

I mean, back when she was hot?

[Gilgamesh]

Look, if we're going to take a random photo of somebody who is voting for Mitt Romney and deciding that the photo is their commentary to the rest of the electorate, can we at least use Jenna Jameson?

I mean, back when she was hot?

When was that?

[Internet Apex]

Look, if we're going to take a random photo of somebody who is voting for Mitt Romney and deciding that the photo is their commentary to the rest of the electorate, can we at least use Jenna Jameson?

I mean, back when she was hot?

When was that?

When she was having secks with Kobe Tai.

[Tonker]

Look, if we're going to take a random photo of somebody who is voting for Mitt Romney and deciding that the photo is their commentary to the rest of the electorate, can we at least use Jenna Jameson?

I mean, back when she was hot?

When was that?

Oh, please.  Jenna Jameson was hot as dick when she first started out.  If you can find pictures of her pre-boob-job, I defy you not to drop trou and bash one out on the spot.

[morpheus]

Look, if we're going to take a random photo of somebody who is voting for Mitt Romney and deciding that the photo is their commentary to the rest of the electorate, can we at least use Jenna Jameson?

I mean, back when she was hot?

When was that?

When she was having secks with Kobe Tai.

A GIS search confirms Apex's contention.

[flannj]

If you can find pictures of her pre-boob-job

This is key.

[Internet Apex]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Well, Jay is a really rich white dude (from small-town Indiana, as Apex said). Not a big surprise.

Pretty funny when people are surprised that rich athletes (mostly from the south) are Republican. It's also funny that anyone would give a shit.

Wait, are you saying Jay Cutler's from the South?

[Quality Start Machine]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Well, Jay is a really rich white dude (from small-town Indiana, as Apex said). Not a big surprise.

Pretty funny when people are surprised that rich athletes (mostly from the south) are Republican. It's also funny that anyone would give a shit.

Wait, are you saying Jay Cutler's from the South?

If he's from round about Buttpuddle, then yeah.

[Internet Apex]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Well, Jay is a really rich white dude (from small-town Indiana, as Apex said). Not a big surprise.

Pretty funny when people are surprised that rich athletes (mostly from the south) are Republican. It's also funny that anyone would give a shit.

Wait, are you saying Jay Cutler's from the South?

If he's from round about Buttpuddle, then yeah.

No. Just because you can see Russia from your house in Evanston doesn't make you any more Northern than me and Jay, twinkle toes. 

[R-V]

SPORTZ!!!

Jake Utler has something for all you Obama fans:

Well, Jay is a really rich white dude (from small-town Indiana, as Apex said). Not a big surprise.

Pretty funny when people are surprised that rich athletes (mostly from the south) are Republican. It's also funny that anyone would give a shit.

Wait, are you saying Jay Cutler's from the South?

If he's from round about Buttpuddle, then yeah.

No. Just because you can see Russia from your house in Evanston doesn't make you any more Northern than me and Jay, twinkle toes. 

Jake claims to live in Tennessee, but from what I can tell he spends most of his time at da club in Chicago with G-reg and walking douchepuppies on the Left Coast.

[Gilgamesh]

In case you're wondering what people in Columbus, OH have had to endure on their televisions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=TwXh7VZ3ViE