Winter Olympics 2010

[CT III]

On a complete side note, how much sex do you think there is to be had at an Olympics, even the Winter Games?

By athletes?  A lot.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

On a complete side note, how much sex do you think there is to be had at an Olympics, even the Winter Games?

By athletes?  A lot.

By all accounts, that...

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/olympics/article4582421.ece
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=merron/040811

Unless, of course, your Chinese hosts try to cock block you...

http://sportsbybrooks.com/lack-of-sex-booze-at-olympic-village-a-turn-off-19189

[Andy]

Tanith Belbin is not at all unattractive.



http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/tanith-belbin-pictures.htm

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Tanith Belbin is not at all unattractive.



http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/tanith-belbin-pictures.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanith_Belbin

Tanith Jessica Louise Belbin (born July 11, 1984) is a Canadian-American ice dancer. Though she holds dual citizenship, she has competed for the United States since she began skating with Benjamin Agosto in 1998.

In your face, Moosefuckers.

[Jon]

Tanith Belbin is not at all unattractive.



http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/tanith-belbin-pictures.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanith_Belbin

Tanith Jessica Louise Belbin (born July 11, 1984) is a Canadian-American ice dancer. Though she holds dual citizenship, she has competed for the United States since she began skating with Benjamin Agosto in 1998.

In your face, Moosefuckers.

Heh. They do fuck a lot of moose up there.

[Canadouche]

Tanith Belbin is not at all unattractive.



http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/tanith-belbin-pictures.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanith_Belbin

Tanith Jessica Louise Belbin (born July 11, 1984) is a Canadian-American ice dancer. Though she holds dual citizenship, she has competed for the United States since she began skating with Benjamin Agosto in 1998.

In your face, Moosefuckers.

Heh. They do fuck a lot of moose up there.

If you think it's so easy to fuck a moose, you try it sometime.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Tanith Belbin is not at all unattractive.



http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/tanith-belbin-pictures.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanith_Belbin

Tanith Jessica Louise Belbin (born July 11, 1984) is a Canadian-American ice dancer. Though she holds dual citizenship, she has competed for the United States since she began skating with Benjamin Agosto in 1998.

In your face, Moosefuckers.

Heh. They do fuck a lot of moose up there.

If you think it's so easy to fuck a moose, you try it sometime.

Make sure he's in a ditch so he can't kick you?

[Canadouche]

Tanith Belbin is not at all unattractive.



http://www.fanpix.net/gallery/tanith-belbin-pictures.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanith_Belbin

Tanith Jessica Louise Belbin (born July 11, 1984) is a Canadian-American ice dancer. Though she holds dual citizenship, she has competed for the United States since she began skating with Benjamin Agosto in 1998.

In your face, Moosefuckers.

Heh. They do fuck a lot of moose up there.

If you think it's so easy to fuck a moose, you try it sometime.

Make sure he's in a ditch so he can't kick you?

That's your first mistake.  Antlers hurt.  Always go for the bitches no matter what your personal preferences are.  

[Pre]

Morrissey Still a Douch

Unfortunately, the people who put on the Opening Ceremony either didn't get the memo, didn't see the video or were too tied to their schedule to adapt.

Yeah, because you can rework a four hour $40 million event in
a couple hours.  The dude got a moment of silence, black arm
bands, a solemn team introduction.  What the fuck else should
they have had?  An open casket visitation?  It's sad an athlete
died.  It's a tragedy.  But you don't cancel the Olympics.

[BH]

Morrissey Still a Douch

Unfortunately, the people who put on the Opening Ceremony either didn't get the memo, didn't see the video or were too tied to their schedule to adapt.

Yeah, because you can rework a four hour $40 million event in
a couple hours.  The dude got a moment of silence, black arm
bands, a solemn team introduction.  What the fuck else should
they have had?  An open casket visitation?  It's sad an athlete
died.  It's a tragedy.  But you don't cancel the Olympics.

He wasn't even a medal contender.

[Wheezer]

There is no manual for how to handle tragedy when a TV audience of 3.5 billion is watching.

What?

[Wheezer]

[JD]

I'm starting to think you guys don't really care aboot teh Canadian Olympics.

[Pre]

I'm starting to think you guys don't really care aboot teh Canadian Olympics.

I've already seen about 10 hours of Olympics coverage.

[CT III]

I'm starting to think you guys don't really care aboot teh Canadian Olympics.

I've already seen about 10 hours of Olympics coverage.

You must have been really high this weekend.