Winter Olympics 2010

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Awesome at the time, but I don't think it holds up well at all.

You'd never make it with the conservative insurgency, pal.

For the MSM, Dan Rather is just another TV anchor, France is just another country and Red Dawn is just another cheesy throwaway Sunday afternoon movie.

[Brownie]

I'm sure Kermit is enjoying the U.S.'s win a little more than the rest of you patriotic folk.

[Shooter]

I'm sure Kermit is enjoying the U.S.'s win a little more than the rest of you patriotic folk.

"Me, guarantee something?" he said. "That would never happen. No, not at all. I never guarantee anything I have no input in whatsoever. I just bet peanut butter-and-jelly sandwiches on the game. That's all I did."

Dempster, of course, guaranteed a World Series title for the Cubs in 2008.

Just how many bets did Dempster make?

"I don't know," he said. "That's a lot of peanut butter. Trying to figure out who wants crunchy and who wants smooth, that's going to be the tough part."

Luckily, funny doesn't need spring training.

[Kermit IV]

I'm sure Kermit is enjoying the U.S.'s win a little more than the rest of you patriotic folk.

I sure am now!

[Andy]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

[Richard Chuggar]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

[Kermit IV]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

[MAD]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

[Jon]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

Well, I'm back on the bandwagon now.

[Slaky]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

I know it's fun and games to hate Dempster but if he gets hurt, you really will not want to watch this team.

[morpheus]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

I know it's fun and games to hate Dempster but if he gets hurt, you really will not want to watch this team.

Apparently now MAD's spirits are not so rejuvanted.

[MAD]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

I know it's fun and games to hate Dempster but if he gets hurt, you really will not want to watch this team.

Apparently now MAD's spirits are not so rejuvanted.

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

[Jon]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

I know it's fun and games to hate Dempster but if he gets hurt, you really will not want to watch this team.

Apparently now MAD's spirits are not so rejuvanted.

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

At least Angel Guzman will have THREE angels on his shoulder. Of course two of them will be trying to talk the third into doing a really unfunny Stooges routine.

[Slaky]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

I know it's fun and games to hate Dempster but if he gets hurt, you really will not want to watch this team.

Apparently now MAD's spirits are not so rejuvanted.

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

It's pretty obvious you need to revise that car wreck to include Jim Hendry for being the lead architect of this whole thing.

[MAD]

Has anybody ever been more unfunny at trying to be funny than Dempster?

Who writes his stuff, Kaseberg?

Fork.

Kevin Millar.

The hope for a fatal crash including Millar and  Dempster in a clown car with Ronnie Woo-Woo and his Fabulous Red Bicycle has suddenly rejuvanted my spirits regarding this year's Cubs team.

I know it's fun and games to hate Dempster but if he gets hurt, you really will not want to watch this team.

Apparently now MAD's spirits are not so rejuvanted.

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

It's pretty obvious you need to revise that car wreck to include Jim Hendry for being the lead architect of this whole thing.

Jim Hendry can eat shit.