Winter Olympics 2010

[Andy]

Jim Hendry can eat shit.

Can, or jar?

[Oleg]

Jim Hendry can eat shit.

Can, or jar?

10 gallon vat?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Jim Hendry can eat shit.

Keep your hands away from his mouth.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

[Brownie]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Garbanzo beans a nicknmae for Gorzelanny?

[BH]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Garbanzo beans a nicknmae for Gorzelanny?

Is that a Huey Original Production Nickname? Or is that from Al?

[Waco Kid]

Jim Hendry can eat shit.

Can, or jar?

Either way, as long as it's covered in gravy.

[MAD]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

What?  Or feel free to choose to ignore it; I'm really not putting much thought into nicknames.  It's just that if George Carlin had taught me anything, words like "head cheese" and "garbanzo beans" are inherently funny sounding.  I'm sorry I didn't use something from Lisa Lampenelli, Thrillcop.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

Matuzak is dead.

[Jon]

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

Matuzak is dead.

So is Bela Lugosi, but you don't hear me asking Peter Murphy to chime in.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

What?  Or feel free to choose to ignore it; I'm really not putting much thought into nicknames.

We all know the kind of magic that happens when you do put the nickname lobe of your pank brain to work...

John Theory of Relatively Awful Wannstedt Picks

[Internet Apex]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Gorgonzola?  Sloth from "Goonies"?  

What?  Or feel free to choose to ignore it; I'm really not putting much thought into nicknames.

We all know the kind of magic that happens when you do put the nickname lobe of your pank brain to work...

John Theory of Relatively Awful Wannstedt Picks

WOOT WOOT!

[Armchair_QB]

This chick curler from Canada is a bit of a cougar.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This chick curler from Canada is a bit of a cougar.

Cheryl Bernard; cf. http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7175.msg206260#msg206260

[ChuckD]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Every time I hear Carlos Silva's name in regard to the Cubs' rotation, it's like being dick-slapped back in to consciousness/reality. And then I come to and there's a huge dick in my face so I regress back to my Silva-less delusions. But then one of you assholes says "Carlos Silva."

Plap! Dick-in-the-face all over again.