Winter Olympics 2010

[Richard Chuggar]

This is a conundrum.  I get pulled back in due to that unfunny asshat's demise, only to see a team with Garbanzo Beans, a reverted Randy Wells, and Carlos Silva manning the back-end of the rotation.  Fuck.

Really, Huey?

Every time I hear Carlos Silva's name in regard to the Cubs' rotation, it's like being dick-slapped back in to consciousness/reality. And then I come to and there's a huge dick in my face so I regress back to my Silva-less delusions. But then one of you assholes says "Carlos Silva."

Plap! Dick-in-the-face all over again.

Intrepid Reader:  Thrillho

I'll have what he's having.

[Slaky]

Unbelievably, Latvia just tied the Czechs at 2 and are now headed for overtime. Flip on CNBC if you're so inclined.

[Armchair_QB]

Suck it Switzerland.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

FINLIND SHOULD OF STARTED NIEMI OVER KIPPERSOFT!

[Canadouche]

Here in Canadaland, the pre-Olympic expectations were that your northern neighbors would win the most medals.

That's just because their pre-Olympic expectations were unrealistic.

Canada is set to end the Olympics with the most gold medals.  But congrats to the US for being the first and second losers the most often. 

[JD]

Here in Canadaland, the pre-Olympic expectations were that your northern neighbors would win the most medals.

That's just because their pre-Olympic expectations were unrealistic.

Canada is set to end the Olympics with the most gold medals.  But congrats to the US for being the first and second losers the most often. 

Congrats to Canada for excelling in the Olympics that no one else cares aboot.

[CBStew]

Here in Canadaland, the pre-Olympic expectations were that your northern neighbors would win the most medals.

That's just because their pre-Olympic expectations were unrealistic.

Canada is set to end the Olympics with the most gold medals.  But congrats to the US for being the first and second losers the most often. 

Congrats to Canada for excelling in the Olympics that no one else cares aboot.

Does this mean that we get our regular programs back?

[JD]

Here in Canadaland, the pre-Olympic expectations were that your northern neighbors would win the most medals.

That's just because their pre-Olympic expectations were unrealistic.

Canada is set to end the Olympics with the most gold medals.  But congrats to the US for being the first and second losers the most often. 

Congrats to Canada for excelling in the Olympics that no one else cares aboot.

Does this mean that we get our regular programs back?

Pam's having her baby!!!!

[Andy]

Here in Canadaland, the pre-Olympic expectations were that your northern neighbors would win the most medals.

That's just because their pre-Olympic expectations were unrealistic.

Canada is set to end the Olympics with the most gold medals.  But congrats to the US for being the first and second losers the most often. 

I don't know what's more fucking annoying about you, that you pretend to be Canadian, or that you think they'd actually claim you as one. 

Or the Photoshops.

[Canadouche]

Here in Canadaland, the pre-Olympic expectations were that your northern neighbors would win the most medals.

That's just because their pre-Olympic expectations were unrealistic.

Canada is set to end the Olympics with the most gold medals.  But congrats to the US for being the first and second losers the most often.  

I don't know what's more fucking annoying about you, that you pretend to be Canadian, or that you think they'd actually claim you as one.  

Or the Photoshops.

I'm just glad that you finally got rid of that ridiculously annoying banner in your sig space, eh?

[RedBeard]

These closing ceremonies are teh ghey.

[Eli]

These closing ceremonies are teh ghey.

At least Canada was finally able to light its Olympic flame properly.

[CT III]

Christ, the Russian National Anthem is longer than Inn-a-Godda-Da-vida.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

These closing ceremonies are teh ghey.

That.

[SKO]

I cared about ice soccer for like 5 minutes and That's what I get?

Fuck you, Canada. You're not even a real country anyway.