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Bort

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Re: Archer
« Reply #75 on: April 18, 2011, 09:08:45 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on April 15, 2011, 11:59:25 AM
Parachuuuuuuuute!!

I finally saw this one last night, and that line made me laugh so hard I had to (||) the show for about 2-3 minutes.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #76 on: April 22, 2011, 06:33:56 AM »
That was my van.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

CT III

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Re: Archer
« Reply #77 on: April 22, 2011, 10:23:02 PM »
More like Lemon Party Chairman.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #78 on: September 15, 2011, 09:16:34 PM »
Bump.
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Waco Kid

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Re: Archer
« Reply #79 on: September 16, 2011, 11:33:58 AM »
"I'm going to be Pirate King!"

Slaky

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Re: Archer
« Reply #80 on: September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM »
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #81 on: September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?
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Slaky

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Re: Archer
« Reply #82 on: September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?

Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #83 on: September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?

Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.

He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.

Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Slaky

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Re: Archer
« Reply #84 on: September 16, 2011, 02:48:59 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?

Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.

He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.

Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.

That.

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #85 on: September 16, 2011, 03:55:30 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?

Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.

He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.

Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.

That.

I'm just saying: Archer and Sky Captain Rip Riley seemed so... similar.



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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #86 on: September 22, 2011, 10:05:28 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?

Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.

He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.

Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.

That.

Duly addressed.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Slaky

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Re: Archer
« Reply #87 on: September 22, 2011, 11:10:35 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 22, 2011, 10:05:28 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 02:48:59 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:58:56 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 01:37:02 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on September 16, 2011, 01:06:07 PM
Quote from: Slaky on September 16, 2011, 12:09:56 PM
Adding Brock Samson to Archer's mini-arc has to be one of the smarter things ever done by anyone ever.

So... Is that guy old enough to be Sterling's dad?

Didn't seem like it. He would have had to have been in ISIS before Mallory was head of it considering the whole Woohouse backstory. I think I'm reading too much into this.

He could have conceivably been in the OSS with her pre-ISIS or something.

Or maybe he's just another dude who's had sex with her.

That.

Duly addressed.

Such snappy writers.

Saul Goodman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #88 on: September 23, 2011, 08:48:22 AM »
Loving David Cross's work in this arc.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Archer
« Reply #89 on: November 01, 2011, 09:04:16 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/notes/archer/burt-reynolds-to-guest-star-on-archer/269235229787581

QuoteLos Angeles, CA – October 31, 2011 – Iconic actor Burt Reynolds has signed on as a guest star in the third season of FX's critically acclaimed hit animated series Archer.  Reynolds will play himself in an episode titled "The Man From Jupiter," a reference to Reynolds' home of Jupiter, Florida.  In the episode, which will air in January, Reynolds dates Agent Sterling Archer's mother and boss, Malory – much to Sterling's dismay.





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