Comcast Blows

[BH]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

My job requires me to attend association meetings. I have seriously contemplated jabbing a pencil into my brainpan at some of them.

You should ask Chad to be your stand in. He loves puttin' on the big boy pants and talking about common area paint colors.

[Quality Start Machine]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

That would be tough...you're what, 6'5 in heels?

[Jon]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

My job requires me to attend association meetings. I have seriously contemplated jabbing a pencil into my brainpan at some of them.

You should ask Chad to be your stand in. He loves puttin' on the big boy pants and talking about common area paint colors.

Sadly, that is EXACTLY what the last Town Hall meeting I had to attend was about. It was just as exciting as it sounds.

[Quality Start Machine]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

My job requires me to attend association meetings. I have seriously contemplated jabbing a pencil into my brainpan at some of them.

You should ask Chad to be your stand in. He loves puttin' on the big boy pants and talking about common area paint colors.

Sadly, that is EXACTLY what the last Town Hall meeting I had to attend was about. It was just as exciting as it sounds.

Make those bad boys biannual. Turns them into real Wild West shows.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

My job requires me to attend association meetings. I have seriously contemplated jabbing a pencil into my brainpan at some of them.

You should ask Chad to be your stand in. He loves puttin' on the big boy pants and talking about common area paint colors.

Sadly, that is EXACTLY what the last Town Hall meeting I had to attend was about. It was just as exciting as it sounds.

Make those bad boys biannual. Turns them into real Wild West shows.

Jon doesn't schedule them.

He just stands at the back and hits "record."

[Jon]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

My job requires me to attend association meetings. I have seriously contemplated jabbing a pencil into my brainpan at some of them.

You should ask Chad to be your stand in. He loves puttin' on the big boy pants and talking about common area paint colors.

Sadly, that is EXACTLY what the last Town Hall meeting I had to attend was about. It was just as exciting as it sounds.

Make those bad boys biannual. Turns them into real Wild West shows.

Jon doesn't schedule them.

He just stands at the back and hits "record."

Actually, lately they keep dragging me into the conversation with questions. Like I give a damn if this building collapses into rubble these days.

[Kermit IV]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

[CT III]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

[Quality Start Machine]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

[Slaky]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

[BH]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

[flannj]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or yelled at kids to get off of your lawn!

[Jon]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or yelled at kids to get off of your lawn!

I prefer to yell at Oleg to GO BACK TO THE SUBURBS.

[Slaky]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

I will in four months.

[BH]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

I will in four months.

Congrats.

If you need help with names, Pen can vouch for most of us.