Comcast Blows

[R-V]

Comcast in South Bend was absolutely terrible when it came to service.  Out here, it's not so bad.  But it is definitely way too damn expensive.  Come to think of it, I'm due to call and yell at them to lower my rate.

You can yell at them via their chat service now too.

And if you're already at the lowest rate, type/yell at them that you want free HBO. Worked for this homo.

[Quality Start Machine]

Comcast in South Bend was absolutely terrible when it came to service.  Out here, it's not so bad.  But it is definitely way too damn expensive.  Come to think of it, I'm due to call and yell at them to lower my rate.

You can yell at them via their chat service now too.

And if you're already at the lowest rate, type/yell at them that you want free HBO. Worked for this homo.

They'll give you free HBO for a year. When the year is up, call to drop it and they'll give you another free year.

[CT III]

Comcast in South Bend was absolutely terrible when it came to service.  Out here, it's not so bad.  But it is definitely way too damn expensive.  Come to think of it, I'm due to call and yell at them to lower my rate.

You can yell at them via their chat service now too.

And if you're already at the lowest rate, type/yell at them that you want free HBO. Worked for this homo.

They'll give you free HBO for a year. When the year is up, call to drop it and they'll give you another free year.

Step two: PROFIT

[PenFoe]

Or you can just get them through Twatter.

After all...it transformed the face of their company.

[Wheezer]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

[BH]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

[BH]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

[Quality Start Machine]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

[BH]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

[Richard Chuggar]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

[Wheezer]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

What, without a balcony?

[BH]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

[Slaky]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

[Jon]

I can't have a dish at my condo.

You don't have an exclusive-use area with line of sight?

I own the place from the walls in.. shared spaces, like the actual building, are under the condo association.

Aren't you like 50% of your condo association, though?

Yes. But the other 50% isn't fun to deal with, so it's not worth it. Go Comcast!

Next association meeting, why not get an amendment written into the bylaws permitting dishes mounted on the roof - or look into getting one dish that can serve the entire building? Just a thought.

Association meetings? Hilarious.

I can't imagine why you can't sell your place.

You are teh first person I've ever heard of that sees condo association meetings as a big selling point.
I think not having them, and having full understanding of the association's money and what we decide to use it on via a quick email
instead of putting it to a vote and talking about it with 300 people, is a better option.

I'd rather do the lambada with Fork on PBS hi-def than go to an association meeting.

My job requires me to attend association meetings. I have seriously contemplated jabbing a pencil into my brainpan at some of them.