Comcast Blows

[Quality Start Machine]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

I will in four months.

Congrats.

If you need help with names, Pen can vouch for most of us.

What's wrong with Jesus Jr.?

[Slaky]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

I will in four months.

Congrats.

If you need help with names, Pen can vouch for most of us.

Thanks but we have our hearts set on Raptor Jesus.

[Jon]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

I will in four months.

Congrats.

If you need help with names, Pen can vouch for most of us.

Thanks but we have our hearts set on Raptor Jesus.

Isn't that more of a girl's name?

[PenFoe]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

I will in four months.

Congrats.

If you need help with names, Pen can vouch for most of us.

Damnit, we already covered this.

[Saul Goodman]

Comcast Xfinity blows

[Slaky]

Comcast Xfinity blows

Is it April 1st already?

[Kermit IV]

Comcast Xfinity blows

Xfinicastic!

[CT III]

Comcast Xfinity blows

Xfinicastic!

XTREME!

[Richard Chuggar]

Comcast Xfinity blows

Xfinicastic!

XTREME!

Xavier Nady sucks!

[BH]

You guys should buy houses.  You haven't lived until you've mowed your own lawn!

Or shoveled your own driveway!

Intrepid Reader: Paul Shirley

If you didn't want to shovel, you should have had sons instead.

The minute my boy learns to walk he's doing everything for me.

You have a son?

I will in four months.

Congrats.

If you need help with names, Pen can vouch for most of us.

Thanks but we have our hearts set on Raptor Jesus.

I just saw an old Dave Attell standup where he said he wanted to name his first kid, "pizza pussy santa", because everyone loves one of those 3. 

[BH]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/josh-silver/senator-franken-rips-into_b_450736.html

"Here are 10 more reasons to be very afraid of the proposed Comcast/NBC merger:

   1. Comcast Buys Influence The communications industry is, after all, second only to Big Pharma in Washington influence-peddling. Comcast spent more than 5.5 million in campaign contributions since 2006 alone to have their way in Washington. That's not counting more than 50 million they've spent on lobbying in the past three years!

   2. How Much Is Enough?
      Comcast earned more than 3.6 billion in profits in 2009 while claiming they didn't have enough money to invest in faster Internet networks ... and while raising rates as much as 50 percent over the past five years in some markets.

   3. Fat Cat CEO
      In 2008, CEO Brian Roberts was ranked as one of five "Highest Paid Worst Performers" in America. 2008 income: 40.8 million. Sitting on Capitol Hill yesterday, he raked in more than 100,000.

   4. Bad Customer Service
      Comcast ranked second only to AOL in poor customer service, according to a 2009 Zogby/MSM Money poll. Comcast service is so bad they drove a 75-year-old woman named Mona Shaw to wreck one of their stores with a hammer. "

[Quality Start Machine]

   4. Bad Customer Service
      Comcast ranked second only to AOL in poor customer service, according to a 2009 Zogby/MSM Money poll. Comcast service is so bad they drove a 75-year-old woman named Mona Shaw to wreck one of their stores with a hammer. "

Well, Jim, the way I see it is, the kid probably would've done it anyway.  Bad upbringing in the home.

[PenFoe]

Comcast Xfinity blows

Xfinicastic!

XTREME!

Xavier Nady sucks!

Why would you say that?
It's not true, and it's just mean.

[Weebs]

Comcast Xfinity ain't so bad.

ETA: I'm fucking retarded.

[CT III]

[img=http://www.wwtdd.com/2010/02/site-news-19/]http://Comcast Xfinity ain't so bad.[/img]

Wow, what a complete FAIL.