Things Cubbie Julie can spend $3500 on without making her bank suspicious

[Gil Gunderson]

...a 42 DDD Bra

Initially, I was going to correct your placement of this, but I'd prefer if the DDD thread was Julie-free

THI.

[MAD]

Wow.  I was every bit the stupid asshole in 2005 that I am now, only stupider.    Burn that thread.

[Jon]

Wow.  I was every bit the stupid asshole PANK in 2005 that I am now, only stupider PANKer.    Burn that thread.

Edited for Shoutbox

[SKO]

...a 42 DDD Bra

Initially, I was going to correct your placement of this, but I'd prefer if the DDD thread was Julie-free

It supports Julie?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Wow.  I was every bit the stupid asshole in 2005 that I am now, only stupider.

Is this Huey's roundabout way of trying to claim he's gotten smarter in the intervening years?

Or is it more of a self-defecating "How can anyone be less funny than the Diceman when that turd's already not funny at all?" kind of paradox?

[MAD]

Wow.  I was every bit the stupid asshole in 2005 that I am now, only stupider.

Is this Huey's roundabout way of trying to claim he's gotten smarter in the intervening years?

Or is it more of a self-defecating "How can anyone be less funny than the Diceman when that turd's already not funny at all?" kind of paradox?

By making multiple references and meta-references to me (sans Thrillinks, natch), you're running the risk of severely kurt-tracking this thread again, pathchouli pants.

Now THIS

...a 42 DDD Bra

Initially, I was going to correct your placement of this, but I'd prefer if the DDD thread was Julie-free

It supports Julie?

is well played.  (The kid knows his history)

[MAD]

Wow.  I was every bit the stupid asshole in 2005 that I am now, only stupider.

Is this Huey's roundabout way of trying to claim he's gotten smarter in the intervening years?

Or is it more of a self-defecating "How can anyone be less funny than the Diceman when that turd's already not funny at all?" kind of paradox?

By making multiple references and meta-references to me (sans Thrillinks, natch), you're running the risk of severely kurt-tracking this thread again, pathchouli pants.

Now THIS

...a 42 DDD Bra

Initially, I was going to correct your placement of this, but I'd prefer if the DDD thread was Julie-free

It supports Julie?

is well played.  (The kid knows his history)

DPD (With self-quoting to boot!)

What's the statute of limitations on FACE?

[Richard Chuggar]

I finally read this article.  Oleg totally should have titty fucked this ginger with his entire body. 

"Aisle424 said:

And I thought we got robbed by Kitty O'Sheas last weekend. This is way worse than $10 beers."

Way worse.

[Brownie]

The Reader's Michael Miner is a big fan of Cubbie Julie, too.

[PenFoe]

A lifetime supply of Soul Glo.

[Quality Start Machine]

The Reader's Michael Miner is a big fan of Cubbie Julie, too.

Bernie as Julie's "sidekick"?

I'm sure he'd rather take 100 roofing nails to his scrotum first.

[BH]

The Reader's Michael Miner is a big fan of Cubbie Julie, too.

Bernie as Julie's "sidekick"?

I'm sure he'd rather take 100 roofing nails to his scrotum first.

How does that feel, Fork? How long did it take you recover?

[Quality Start Machine]

The Reader's Michael Miner is a big fan of Cubbie Julie, too.

Bernie as Julie's "sidekick"?

I'm sure he'd rather take 100 roofing nails to his scrotum first.

How does that feel, Fork? How long did it take you recover?

Never felt a thing. Damn nails kept bending.

[Brownie]

The dark netherworld of Chicago Reader commenters agree...

I clicked on the "For instance." Never have I so regretted a click.
Posted by Pelham on January 28, 2010 at 5:28 PM | Report this comment

[Wheezer]