Things Cubbie Julie can spend $3500 on without making her bank suspicious

[Internet Apex]

And I think Grudzy smashed Peralta's boom box.

[SKO]

Webcam shoutbox.  I can't find the link...link us, Ira Shetti.

I have the transcript on my home computer... I will find and edit it, post for all His glory. It was hilarious. IAN was a fucking stud... and it was possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen on the internets.. That's saying a lot.

I find this cryptic post very disturbing.  Even moreso that it resides in a CubbyJulie thread.

Hint: http://tinychat.com/lohochat

I still see nothing.

Trust me. This entire affair is more overrated than Bobby Hill.

You're just asshurt because we were more interested in that than your re-hashing your Todd Walker hate with SKO.  Get over yourself.

I'm perfectly content to talk to myself in the Sbox, let alone have a meaningless discussion of Todd F. Walker with a fine lad of SKO's ilk. Get over yourself.

Walker>Grudzielanek.

As Cubs:

Standard Batting:
Walker- .286/33/130/.353/.447/.800
Grudzielanek- .312/9/61/.360/.421/.781

EDGE: Walker

Fielding:
Walker- .982 Fielding %, RTOT (measures how many runs a fielder saves or costs their team): -5
Grudzielanek- .986 Fielding %, RTOT: +17.3

EDGE: Grudzielanek, by a total of 22.3 runs he'd save over your Average Todd Walker

HOWEVA,
Runs created per game:
Walker- 5.7
Grudzielanek- 5.4

Meaning over the course of a 162 games, an all Todd Walker lineup would outscore an all Grudzielanek lineup by 48.6 runs. Subtract the 22.3 runs on defense that Grudzielanek offered over Walker, and Todd Walker is still worth a net of 26.3 more runs per year than Grudzielanek.

Note: Only data from their time in a Cub uniform was used.

Boom. Roasted.

So we're arguing about guys that are about 1 run a week different from each other?

Are you new here?

But seriously, I don't actually care. My original argument was that I liked Walker more than Grudzielanek because Walker never got injured and forced me to watch Ramon F&%king Martinez. The statistical research was actually just me blowing time at work. Work fucking sucks.

[CBStew]

Webcam shoutbox.  I can't find the link...link us, Ira Shetti.

I have the transcript on my home computer... I will find and edit it, post for all His glory. It was hilarious. IAN was a fucking stud... and it was possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen on the internets.. That's saying a lot.

I find this cryptic post very disturbing.  Even moreso that it resides in a CubbyJulie thread.

Hint: http://tinychat.com/lohochat

I still see nothing.

Trust me. This entire affair is more overrated than Bobby Hill.

You're just asshurt because we were more interested in that than your re-hashing your Todd Walker hate with SKO.  Get over yourself.

I'm perfectly content to talk to myself in the Sbox, let alone have a meaningless discussion of Todd F. Walker with a fine lad of SKO's ilk. Get over yourself.

Walker>Grudzielanek.

As Cubs:

Standard Batting:
Walker- .286/33/130/.353/.447/.800
Grudzielanek- .312/9/61/.360/.421/.781

EDGE: Walker

Fielding:
Walker- .982 Fielding %, RTOT (measures how many runs a fielder saves or costs their team): -5
Grudzielanek- .986 Fielding %, RTOT: +17.3

EDGE: Grudzielanek, by a total of 22.3 runs he'd save over your Average Todd Walker

HOWEVA,
Runs created per game:
Walker- 5.7
Grudzielanek- 5.4

Meaning over the course of a 162 games, an all Todd Walker lineup would outscore an all Grudzielanek lineup by 48.6 runs. Subtract the 22.3 runs on defense that Grudzielanek offered over Walker, and Todd Walker is still worth a net of 26.3 more runs per year than Grudzielanek.

Note: Only data from their time in a Cub uniform was used.

Boom. Roasted.

So we're arguing about guys that are about 1 run a week different from each other?

Are you new here?

But seriously, I don't actually care. My original argument was that I liked Walker more than Grudzielanek because Walker never got injured and forced me to watch Ramon F&%king Martinez. The statistical research was actually just me blowing time at work. Work fucking sucks.

You mean I was wasting my time basing my judgment on their respective five o'clock shadows?

[Internet Apex]

Webcam shoutbox.  I can't find the link...link us, Ira Shetti.

I have the transcript on my home computer... I will find and edit it, post for all His glory. It was hilarious. IAN was a fucking stud... and it was possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen on the internets.. That's saying a lot.

I find this cryptic post very disturbing.  Even moreso that it resides in a CubbyJulie thread.

Hint: http://tinychat.com/lohochat

I still see nothing.

Trust me. This entire affair is more overrated than Bobby Hill.

You're just asshurt because we were more interested in that than your re-hashing your Todd Walker hate with SKO.  Get over yourself.

I'm perfectly content to talk to myself in the Sbox, let alone have a meaningless discussion of Todd F. Walker with a fine lad of SKO's ilk. Get over yourself.

Walker>Grudzielanek.

As Cubs:

Standard Batting:
Walker- .286/33/130/.353/.447/.800
Grudzielanek- .312/9/61/.360/.421/.781

EDGE: Walker

Fielding:
Walker- .982 Fielding %, RTOT (measures how many runs a fielder saves or costs their team): -5
Grudzielanek- .986 Fielding %, RTOT: +17.3

EDGE: Grudzielanek, by a total of 22.3 runs he'd save over your Average Todd Walker

HOWEVA,
Runs created per game:
Walker- 5.7
Grudzielanek- 5.4

Meaning over the course of a 162 games, an all Todd Walker lineup would outscore an all Grudzielanek lineup by 48.6 runs. Subtract the 22.3 runs on defense that Grudzielanek offered over Walker, and Todd Walker is still worth a net of 26.3 more runs per year than Grudzielanek.

Note: Only data from their time in a Cub uniform was used.

Boom. Roasted.

So we're arguing about guys that are about 1 run a week different from each other?

Are you new here?

But seriously, I don't actually care. My original argument was that I liked Walker more than Grudzielanek because Walker never got injured and forced me to watch Ramon F&%king Martinez. The statistical research was actually just me blowing time at work. Work fucking sucks.

You mean I was wasting my time basing my judgment on their respective five o'clock shadows?

I laughed aloud.

[Yeti]

Webcam shoutbox.  I can't find the link...link us, Ira Shetti.

I have the transcript on my home computer... I will find and edit it, post for all His glory. It was hilarious. IAN was a fucking stud... and it was possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen on the internets.. That's saying a lot.

I find this cryptic post very disturbing.  Even moreso that it resides in a CubbyJulie thread.

Hint: http://tinychat.com/lohochat

I still see nothing.

Trust me. This entire affair is more overrated than Bobby Hill.

You're just asshurt because we were more interested in that than your re-hashing your Todd Walker hate with SKO.  Get over yourself.

I'm perfectly content to talk to myself in the Sbox, let alone have a meaningless discussion of Todd F. Walker with a fine lad of SKO's ilk. Get over yourself.

Walker>Grudzielanek.

As Cubs:

Standard Batting:
Walker- .286/33/130/.353/.447/.800
Grudzielanek- .312/9/61/.360/.421/.781

EDGE: Walker

Fielding:
Walker- .982 Fielding %, RTOT (measures how many runs a fielder saves or costs their team): -5
Grudzielanek- .986 Fielding %, RTOT: +17.3

EDGE: Grudzielanek, by a total of 22.3 runs he'd save over your Average Todd Walker

HOWEVA,
Runs created per game:
Walker- 5.7
Grudzielanek- 5.4

Meaning over the course of a 162 games, an all Todd Walker lineup would outscore an all Grudzielanek lineup by 48.6 runs. Subtract the 22.3 runs on defense that Grudzielanek offered over Walker, and Todd Walker is still worth a net of 26.3 more runs per year than Grudzielanek.

Note: Only data from their time in a Cub uniform was used.

Boom. Roasted.

So we're arguing about guys that are about 1 run a week different from each other?

Are you new here?

But seriously, I don't actually care. My original argument was that I liked Walker more than Grudzielanek because Walker never got injured and forced me to watch Ramon F&%king Martinez. The statistical research was actually just me blowing time at work. Work fucking sucks.

I just thought it was ironic that the guy who has irrationally defended Milton Bradley for inane reasons calls you guys out over this argument.

[Internet Apex]

Webcam shoutbox.  I can't find the link...link us, Ira Shetti.

I have the transcript on my home computer... I will find and edit it, post for all His glory. It was hilarious. IAN was a fucking stud... and it was possibly the creepiest thing I've ever seen on the internets.. That's saying a lot.

I find this cryptic post very disturbing.  Even moreso that it resides in a CubbyJulie thread.

Hint: http://tinychat.com/lohochat

I still see nothing.

Trust me. This entire affair is more overrated than Bobby Hill.

You're just asshurt because we were more interested in that than your re-hashing your Todd Walker hate with SKO.  Get over yourself.

I'm perfectly content to talk to myself in the Sbox, let alone have a meaningless discussion of Todd F. Walker with a fine lad of SKO's ilk. Get over yourself.

Walker>Grudzielanek.

As Cubs:

Standard Batting:
Walker- .286/33/130/.353/.447/.800
Grudzielanek- .312/9/61/.360/.421/.781

EDGE: Walker

Fielding:
Walker- .982 Fielding %, RTOT (measures how many runs a fielder saves or costs their team): -5
Grudzielanek- .986 Fielding %, RTOT: +17.3

EDGE: Grudzielanek, by a total of 22.3 runs he'd save over your Average Todd Walker

HOWEVA,
Runs created per game:
Walker- 5.7
Grudzielanek- 5.4

Meaning over the course of a 162 games, an all Todd Walker lineup would outscore an all Grudzielanek lineup by 48.6 runs. Subtract the 22.3 runs on defense that Grudzielanek offered over Walker, and Todd Walker is still worth a net of 26.3 more runs per year than Grudzielanek.

Note: Only data from their time in a Cub uniform was used.

Boom. Roasted.

So we're arguing about guys that are about 1 run a week different from each other?

Are you new here?

But seriously, I don't actually care. My original argument was that I liked Walker more than Grudzielanek because Walker never got injured and forced me to watch Ramon F&%king Martinez. The statistical research was actually just me blowing time at work. Work fucking sucks.

I just thought it was ironic that the guy who has irrationally defended Milton Bradley for inane reasons calls you guys out over this argument.

So you were being ironic. Check.

[powen01]

This thread seemed an appropriate place for this.