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Saul Goodman

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Re: Apple
« Reply #510 on: August 25, 2011, 06:21:46 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 25, 2011, 12:04:37 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 24, 2011, 06:09:08 PM
Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO from Apple, Inc.

QuotePRESS RELEASE: Letter from Steve Jobs

August 24, 2011–To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community:

I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come.

I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee.

As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.

I believe Apple's brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.

I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.

Steve

The early guess is he must be in pretty poor and worsening health.  A real shame.

Turns out that liver he got in 2009 was a Chinese knockoff.

Gizmodo bought the real liver after it was left in a cooler at the hospital dining hall.
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Richard Chuggar

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Re: Apple
« Reply #511 on: August 25, 2011, 07:23:08 AM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 25, 2011, 06:21:46 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 25, 2011, 12:04:37 AM
Quote from: Sterling Archer on August 24, 2011, 06:09:08 PM
Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO from Apple, Inc.

QuotePRESS RELEASE: Letter from Steve Jobs

August 24, 2011–To the Apple Board of Directors and the Apple Community:

I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple's CEO, I would be the first to let you know. Unfortunately, that day has come.

I hereby resign as CEO of Apple. I would like to serve, if the Board sees fit, as Chairman of the Board, director and Apple employee.

As far as my successor goes, I strongly recommend that we execute our succession plan and name Tim Cook as CEO of Apple.

I believe Apple's brightest and most innovative days are ahead of it. And I look forward to watching and contributing to its success in a new role.

I have made some of the best friends of my life at Apple, and I thank you all for the many years of being able to work alongside you.

Steve

The early guess is he must be in pretty poor and worsening health.  A real shame.

Turns out that liver he got in 2009 was a Chinese knockoff.

Gizmodo bought the real liver after it was left in a cooler at the hospital dining hall.

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R-V

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Re: Apple
« Reply #512 on: September 03, 2011, 10:49:41 AM »
Apple (with the SFPD as backup) isn't a big fan of that whole 4th amendment thing.

http://idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/sfpd-we-stood-outside-when-apples-investigators-tossed-mans-home.php?ref=fpblg
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Apple
« Reply #513 on: September 21, 2011, 12:51:52 PM »
Good sources (Dalrymple, AllThingsD) reporting Oct 4 as the iPhone 5 presser.
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CBStew

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Re: Apple
« Reply #514 on: September 21, 2011, 04:07:56 PM »
Quote from: R-V on September 03, 2011, 10:49:41 AM
Apple (with the SFPD as backup) isn't a big fan of that whole 4th amendment thing.

http://idealab.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/09/sfpd-we-stood-outside-when-apples-investigators-tossed-mans-home.php?ref=fpblg

I knew that Apple was big.  But I didn't know that it had its own police department.  Since a private entity can't violate the Constitution it is a very convenient way of conducting investigations.
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CBStew

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Re: Apple
« Reply #515 on: September 22, 2011, 03:38:42 PM »
One of my co-workers just told me that her 2005 vintage laptop woke up this morning believing that today was March 4, 2005.  Since the garage in which the first Mac was put together was still being used to park cars and store a lawnmower in March of 1969, I suspect that she is the proud owner of a virus.
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Re: Apple
« Reply #516 on: September 22, 2011, 08:29:06 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 22, 2011, 03:38:42 PM
One of my co-workers just told me that her 2005 vintage laptop woke up this morning believing that today was March 4, 2005.  Since the garage in which the first Mac was put together was still being used to park cars and store a lawnmower in March of 1969, I suspect that she is the proud owner of a virus.

more likely a dead pRAM battery
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CBStew

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Re: Apple
« Reply #517 on: September 22, 2011, 08:45:19 PM »
Her battery signal is very ambiguous.  It tells her that she is at 50% and then changes its mind and goes 0%.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Apple
« Reply #518 on: September 22, 2011, 10:11:41 PM »
Quote from: CBStew on September 22, 2011, 08:45:19 PM
Her battery signal is very ambiguous.  It tells her that she is at 50% and then changes its mind and goes 0%.

Might could simply use calibrating.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Apple
« Reply #519 on: October 04, 2011, 01:48:50 PM »
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Re: Apple
« Reply #520 on: October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2011, 01:48:50 PM
Bump: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5144094928842683632

Lots of upgrades to the iphone 4, but same look. For all the iphone 4 users, I'm not sure it's enough to upgrade.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: Apple
« Reply #521 on: October 04, 2011, 02:14:18 PM »
Quote from: BH on October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2011, 01:48:50 PM
Bump: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5144094928842683632

Lots of upgrades to the iphone 4, but same look. For all the iphone 4 users, I'm not sure it's enough to upgrade.

You didn't click on my link, did you?
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Re: Apple
« Reply #522 on: October 04, 2011, 02:14:42 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2011, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: BH on October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2011, 01:48:50 PM
Bump: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5144094928842683632

Lots of upgrades to the iphone 4, but same look. For all the iphone 4 users, I'm not sure it's enough to upgrade.

You didn't click on my link, did you?

Can't access it at work.
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Re: Apple
« Reply #523 on: October 04, 2011, 05:29:40 PM »
Quote from: BH on October 04, 2011, 02:14:42 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2011, 02:14:18 PM
Quote from: BH on October 04, 2011, 02:06:41 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on October 04, 2011, 01:48:50 PM
Bump: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5144094928842683632

Lots of upgrades to the iphone 4, but same look. For all the iphone 4 users, I'm not sure it's enough to upgrade.

You didn't click on my link, did you?

Can't access it at work.

Looks like someone made an ass out of u and mption.
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Re: Apple
« Reply #524 on: October 05, 2011, 06:52:09 PM »
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