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Saul Goodman

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Re: Apple
« Reply #90 on: April 07, 2010, 11:48:19 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Apple
« Reply #91 on: April 21, 2010, 03:33:17 PM »
http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/why-apple-could-sue-gawker-over-lost-iphone-story/19447570/

If this had happened while Leitch was still at Deadspin, I'd have been praying to the gods of Cupertino for Jobs to pull the lawsuit trigger and take as many pounds of flesh from Gawker as they could carry.

Now, I'm mostly indifferent, though Nick Denton still seems like an ass.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: Apple
« Reply #92 on: April 21, 2010, 03:49:52 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 21, 2010, 03:33:17 PM
http://www.dailyfinance.com/story/why-apple-could-sue-gawker-over-lost-iphone-story/19447570/

If this had happened while Leitch was still at Deadspin, I'd have been praying to the gods of Cupertino for Jobs to pull the lawsuit trigger and take as many pounds of flesh from Gawker as they could carry.

Now, I'm mostly indifferent, though Nick Denton still seems like an ass.

I'm still praying to those Gods.  This is typical Gizmodo.  The most arrogant, least informed major tech blog on the web.
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: Apple
« Reply #93 on: April 22, 2010, 12:35:47 PM »
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/04/22/steve-jobs-comes-out-of-the-calvinist-closet/

QuoteHowever, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

    "You know, there's a porn store for Android," Jobs said. "You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there."

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Re: Apple
« Reply #94 on: April 22, 2010, 12:39:07 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/04/22/steve-jobs-comes-out-of-the-calvinist-closet/

QuoteHowever, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

    "You know, there's a porn store for Android," Jobs said. "You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there."

Why didn't I get an Android!?

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Re: Apple
« Reply #95 on: April 22, 2010, 12:58:05 PM »
Who the hell buys porn?
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Re: Apple
« Reply #96 on: April 22, 2010, 01:00:25 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 12:58:05 PM
Who the hell buys porn?

Steve Jobs, on his Android.

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Re: Apple
« Reply #97 on: April 22, 2010, 01:03:35 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 12:58:05 PM
Who the hell buys porn?

Very true. I'm sure www.youporn.com will open and play fine on the iPhone browser. Works fine on my browser

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Re: Apple
« Reply #98 on: April 22, 2010, 01:05:53 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 12:39:07 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/04/22/steve-jobs-comes-out-of-the-calvinist-closet/

QuoteHowever, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

    "You know, there's a porn store for Android," Jobs said. "You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there."

Why didn't I get an Android!?

So... Just how badly do you want to be able to pay for that porn?

http://appadvice.com/appnn/2010/04/breaking-android-iphone/
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BH

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Re: Apple
« Reply #99 on: April 22, 2010, 01:08:50 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 01:05:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 12:39:07 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/04/22/steve-jobs-comes-out-of-the-calvinist-closet/

QuoteHowever, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

    "You know, there's a porn store for Android," Jobs said. "You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there."

Why didn't I get an Android!?

So... Just how badly do you want to be able to pay for that porn?

http://appadvice.com/appnn/2010/04/breaking-android-iphone/

Did you ever get an iphone?

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Re: Apple
« Reply #100 on: April 22, 2010, 01:47:25 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 22, 2010, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 12:58:05 PM
Who the hell buys porn?

Very true. I'm sure www.youporn.com will open and play fine on the iPhone browser. Works fine on my browser

Yeah - good point. Gotcha, Jobs.

I've watched free naked ladies on my iPhone definitely a few times.

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Re: Apple
« Reply #101 on: April 22, 2010, 03:02:43 PM »
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 01:08:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 01:05:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 12:39:07 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/04/22/steve-jobs-comes-out-of-the-calvinist-closet/

QuoteHowever, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

    "You know, there's a porn store for Android," Jobs said. "You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there."

Why didn't I get an Android!?

So... Just how badly do you want to be able to pay for that porn?

http://appadvice.com/appnn/2010/04/breaking-android-iphone/

Did you ever get an iphone?

No.
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Re: Apple
« Reply #102 on: April 22, 2010, 04:24:14 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 01:47:25 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 22, 2010, 01:03:35 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 12:58:05 PM
Who the hell buys porn?

Very true. I'm sure www.youporn.com will open and play fine on the iPhone browser. Works fine on my browser

Yeah - good point. Gotcha, Jobs.

I've watched free naked ladies on my iPhone definitely a few times.
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Re: Apple
« Reply #103 on: April 23, 2010, 01:04:10 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 01:08:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 01:05:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 12:39:07 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/04/22/steve-jobs-comes-out-of-the-calvinist-closet/

QuoteHowever, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

    "You know, there's a porn store for Android," Jobs said. "You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there."

Why didn't I get an Android!?

So... Just how badly do you want to be able to pay for that porn?

http://appadvice.com/appnn/2010/04/breaking-android-iphone/

Did you ever get an iphone?

No.

But can the android get you a girl?

Yeti

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Re: Apple
« Reply #104 on: April 23, 2010, 01:12:39 PM »
Quote from: BH on April 23, 2010, 01:04:10 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 03:02:43 PM
Quote from: BH on April 22, 2010, 01:08:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on April 22, 2010, 01:05:53 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 22, 2010, 12:39:07 PM
Quote from: R-V on April 22, 2010, 12:35:47 PM
http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/04/22/steve-jobs-comes-out-of-the-calvinist-closet/

QuoteHowever, we do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone. Folks who want porn can buy and [sic] Android phone.

    "You know, there's a porn store for Android," Jobs said. "You can download nothing but porn. You can download porn, your kids can download porn. That's a place we don't want to go, so we're not going to go there."

Why didn't I get an Android!?

So... Just how badly do you want to be able to pay for that porn?

http://appadvice.com/appnn/2010/04/breaking-android-iphone/

Did you ever get an iphone?

No.

But can the android get you a girl?

Fuck. Me. In. The. Ass.