eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium

[PenFoe]

Yep.

Deal with it.

[Gilgamesh]

Yep.

Deal with it.

COME ON!!

[fiveouts]

We've just made a huge mistake. 

[Wheezer]

What is known of his toileting habits?

[Richard Chuggar]

This guy is a turd against which all other turds will be measured.  He'll be worse than Milton, but at least he's a little less black.

[MAD]

What'd he do?

[Gilgamesh]

What'd he do?

Gave Pen a raging, mega-huge boner.

But since he never saw Super Troopers, he probably doesn't understand.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

What'd he do?

Passed his physical, I guess.

[MAD]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

[Gilgamesh]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady...

You scout him out of Salinas Middle School?

[MAD]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.   Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

[MAD]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady...

You scout him out of Salinas Middle School?

DPD.

I did bring him up through the minor leagues, yes.

[Gilgamesh]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay? 

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.   Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

[MAD]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.