eXavier Nady Magnificently Sploogetastic Sploogenarium

[Internet Apex]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.

You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.

[MAD]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.

You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.

I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform. 

2005. 

Never forget.

[Internet Apex]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.

You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.

I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.  

2005.  

Never forget.

Ok. I'm getting a little bit pissed off. And if Fuku & XNade don't outperform that big, bald fuck they might do well as a manga comic. Or whatever they call those queer little books that kids like. Manga?  

[ChuckD]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.

You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.

I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform.  

2005.  

Never forget.

Ok. I'm getting a little bit pissed off. And if Fuku & XNade don't outperform that big, bald fuck they might do well as a manga comic. Or whatever they call those queer little books that kids like. Manga?  

Can we have one goddamned thread that doesn't nosedive in ranting with/about KurtEvans?

No? Okay.

[CubFaninHydePark]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.

You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.

I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform. 

2005. 

Never forget.

I'll never forget him getting picked off of 3rd by the catcher with one out in a one-run game against the Nats...

[Tonker]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.

You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.

I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform. 

2005. 

Never forget.

I'll never forget him getting picked off of 3rd by the catcher with one out in a one-run game against the Nats...

I was actually at Wrigley for Jeromy's finest hour with the Cubs - the Grand Slam against Atlanta in 2005.  Except I wasn't in my seat.  I was taking a phone call.  From Hawk.  Thanks, Hawk.

[thehawk]

As a relatively long-time roto-owner of Xavier Nady--he has, in fact, played over 100 times for my shitty roto-teams--I can say that he doesn't really suck.  On paper.  So there's that.  Him and Fukudome ought to a make a better right fielder than Beer Shits in '05, so there's that too.  Yay?  

But this Spooge-creating threads prior to a guy  actually doing anything can only mean bad things.  Thanks a lot, Pen.

Why must you mention that man?  Now all I remember is that stupid catch the ivy that caused his face to get cut.  Que meathead love for that guy.  HE WAS ROOKIE OF THE YEAR WITH WOOODS!!

You sure you're not thinking of Ben Grieve?

I am.  Ok, fine, why bring up Burnitz?

I was actually hoping to provoke some ApexRage, but you're making a fine stand-in.

You were hoping anger me by hoping that Fuku and XNade would make a better RF combo than Jer0-for-4my Burnitz and nobody? No! I fully support that.

I was hoping anger you by merely alluding to his very existence in a Cubs uniform. 

2005. 

Never forget.

I'll never forget him getting picked off of 3rd by the catcher with one out in a one-run game against the Nats...

I was actually at Wrigley for Jeromy's finest hour with the Cubs - the Grand Slam against Atlanta in 2005.  Except I wasn't in my seat.  I was taking a phone call.  From Hawk.  Thanks, Hawk.

You're welcome

[PenFoe]

I told you fucks.