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thehawk

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #15 on: February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM »
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?
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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #16 on: February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM »
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #17 on: February 03, 2010, 12:18:49 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?


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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #18 on: February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #19 on: February 03, 2010, 12:23:20 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?

I have some of Apollo Ono.

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #20 on: February 03, 2010, 12:26:05 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.

Quixotic?
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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #21 on: February 03, 2010, 12:35:01 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.

Quixotic?

That.  Just.  Happened.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #22 on: February 03, 2010, 12:35:45 PM »
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 12:15:18 PM
Anyone have any pictures of naked speed skaters?

You could always combine the two. (2010 calendar ad here.)
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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #23 on: February 03, 2010, 12:44:37 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:35:01 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 12:26:05 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 03, 2010, 12:20:20 PM
Quote from: thehawk on February 03, 2010, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

But what about curling?

A fun, quixotic sport to watch.  It's quirky.

Quixotic?

That.  Just.  Happened.

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #24 on: February 03, 2010, 12:48:51 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

A month with the Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Daytona 500 (Que JD?), Fun College Basketball games, Pitchers and Catchers Reporting to Camp, the PGA Tour getting serious, the NFL Combine, the beginning of the HS basketball tournament, and we're saying this month sucks?

You know what month really sucks? August. The trade deadline's passed, the good part of the pennant race is to come, but if your team's out of it, it's obvious, the most pedestrian of golf majors, a bunch of meaningless football games that can't hold your interest for more than one series at a time, and what else? The Brickyard 400 (Que JD?)? The Arlington Million? I guess high school football starts in August, so there's that.

I'll give you the Super Bowl this year. Everything else you mentioned bores me. I'm bored.

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #25 on: February 03, 2010, 12:52:29 PM »

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #26 on: February 03, 2010, 12:55:18 PM »
Well back in the day they usta have the national squirrel tossing championship in February cuz those critters were gettin more rambunctious and nasty then they usually were what with having to sleep in trees that were covered in snow they tended to try to get into the sheds where we kept the pumpkins left over from the harvest where we kept them for making pumpkin butter which didn't taste so good but what are you goin to do with punkins anyways?  What was the question?
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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #27 on: February 03, 2010, 01:08:02 PM »
Quote from: Tony on February 03, 2010, 12:01:45 PM
Any month with the Winter Olympics sucks. I'm already sick of commercials with speed skaters.

I can vouch for the HD picture you'll get from the Alpine Skiing.

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #28 on: February 03, 2010, 03:04:00 PM »
Quote from: Brownie on February 03, 2010, 11:37:26 AM
Quote from: Yeti on February 03, 2010, 11:24:04 AM
Quote from: R-V on February 03, 2010, 11:17:44 AM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 03, 2010, 11:16:22 AM
This place needs a thread for talking about sports.

Have at it, fellows.

February: worst sports month or worst month for sports? Discuss.

Worst month for sports

A month with the Super Bowl, Winter Olympics, Daytona 500 (Que JD?), Fun College Basketball games, Pitchers and Catchers Reporting to Camp, the PGA Tour getting serious, the NFL Combine, the beginning of the HS basketball tournament, and we're saying this month sucks?

You know what month really sucks? August. The trade deadline's passed, the good part of the pennant race is to come, but if your team's out of it, it's obvious, the most pedestrian of golf majors, a bunch of meaningless football games that can't hold your interest for more than one series at a time, and what else? The Brickyard 400 (Que JD?)? The Arlington Million? I guess high school football starts in August, so there's that.

Not to Jim Hendry.

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Re: Sports Talk!
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2010, 03:11:29 PM »
If I had known that I was going to live this long I would have taken better care of myself.   (Plagerized from numerous other folks)