Spartacus

[Chuck to Chuck]

Bonus:  You don't have to talk to Chuck about it!

Did I say I wasn't going to watch it?

Worthwhile show or not, Chuck still has to log all of the sideboob, underboob, half-nip and full-nip time codes into his datase.

Records 6 channels at once and can play back four.  Only about $150,000.  Well worth the investment.

[Internet Apex]

I like all the secks and I'll continue to watch for the secks. But the fighting would be a lot more awesome if I could give a shit about the protaganist. He's just been sullen and quiet the entire time. We get it, he's separated from his wife. Meanwhile people are getting their guts splattered all over the place with less than a thought to their actual humanity. Amidst all that pain and barbaric slaughter, we're supposed to care about this dude because? He's awesome at fighting? Oh, wait he keeps getting his ass kicked. He's an excellent lover? He smells good? He shits baby angels?

I keep rooting for one of the other gladiators to just kill Spartacus and the entire series to devolve into a gritty, well-shot soft-core porno. Is that wrong? Should I not be doing that?

[Chuck to Chuck]

I like all the secks and I'll continue to watch for the secks. But the fighting would be a lot more awesome if I could give a shit about the protaganist. He's just been sullen and quiet the entire time. We get it, he's separated from his wife. Meanwhile people are getting their guts splattered all over the place with less than a thought to their actual humanity. Amidst all that pain and barbaric slaughter, we're supposed to care about this dude because? He's awesome at fighting? Oh, wait he keeps getting his ass kicked. He's an excellent lover? He smells good? He shits baby angels?

I keep rooting for one of the other gladiators to just kill Spartacus and the entire series to devolve into a gritty, well-shot soft-core porno. Is that wrong? Should I not be doing that? Could they just cut out the story and have all fight scenes and secks?

Shortened.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I like all the secks and I'll continue to watch for the secks. But the fighting would be a lot more awesome if I could give a shit about the protaganist. He's just been sullen and quiet the entire time. We get it, he's separated from his wife. Meanwhile people are getting their guts splattered all over the place with less than a thought to their actual humanity. Amidst all that pain and barbaric slaughter, we're supposed to care about this dude because? He's awesome at fighting? Oh, wait he keeps getting his ass kicked. He's an excellent lover? He smells good? He shits baby angels?

I keep rooting for one of the other gladiators to just kill Spartacus and the entire series to devolve into a gritty, well-shot soft-core porno. Is that wrong? Should I not be doing that? Could they just cut out the story and have all fight scenes and secks?

Shortened.

I'm pretty sure that is 100% the opposite of what Pex was saying.

[ChuckD]

I like all the secks and I'll continue to watch for the secks. But the fighting would be a lot more awesome if I could give a shit about the protaganist. He's just been sullen and quiet the entire time. We get it, he's separated from his wife. Meanwhile people are getting their guts splattered all over the place with less than a thought to their actual humanity. Amidst all that pain and barbaric slaughter, we're supposed to care about this dude because? He's awesome at fighting? Oh, wait he keeps getting his ass kicked. He's an excellent lover? He smells good? He shits baby angels?

I keep rooting for one of the other gladiators to just kill Spartacus and the entire series to devolve into a gritty, well-shot soft-core porno. Is that wrong? Should I not be doing that? Could they just cut out the story and have all fight scenes and secks?

Shortened.

I'm pretty sure that is 100% the opposite of what Pex was saying.

To make an analogy: This is sort of like if Chuck were to go off on a rant about Soriano and then someone else misrepresented his position as "Well Soriano sucks so we shouldn't have a leftfielder at all."

Except that's a shit analogy because Chuck would come back and say something ridiculous like "That's exactly what I'm saying."

[ChuckD]

Someone post some tits before I ruin this thread.

[Internet Apex]

Here are some actual breasts straight from the show itself.

[ChuckD]

Here are some actual breasts straight from the show itself.

Mmm bags of sand

[Internet Apex]

Somewhat better episode this week. Spartacus showed a bit more emotion besides sadness and rage. We saw a little bit of fear and maybe compassion? Nah. Not as much boobilage in this installment but they more than made up for that with all too graphic acts of violence and dude-on-dude buttsecks. So there's that.

[BH]

Some good fightin' in the latest episode. Spartacus has finally stopped looking like a bitch in the ring.

[Internet Apex]

Some good fightin' in the latest episode. Spartacus has finally stopped looking like a bitch in the ring.

Yeah, what a fight scene. Who would have ever figured that the big match with the giant wouldn't be decided in 1.5 minutes and that the big bastard would get up and thrash the begrudging allies anew? Never saw that coming. Oh, and how about the vaunted Champion of Capua lying on his back, knowing he's fucked and helping Spartacus win by shining the light from the sun into the giant's eyes so that our hero could slay him? Awesome. That big ugly turd has been cut a thousand times and never beaten but his weakness was bright, shiny things and morans kept bringing dirty, rusty helmets in against him. D'ur!

This show is a fucking train wreck but I can't turn away because there are naked women everywhere.

[Yeti]

Some good fightin' in the latest episode. Spartacus has finally stopped looking like a bitch in the ring.

Yeah, what a fight scene. Who would have ever figured that the big match with the giant wouldn't be decided in 1.5 minutes and that the big bastard would get up and thrash the begrudging allies anew? Never saw that coming. Oh, and how about the vaunted Champion of Capua lying on his back, knowing he's fucked and helping Spartacus win by shining the light from the sun into the giant's eyes so that our hero could slay him? Awesome. That big ugly turd has been cut a thousand times and never beaten but his weakness was bright, shiny things and morans kept bringing dirty, rusty helmets in against him. D'ur!

This show is a fucking train wreck but I can't turn away because there are naked women everywhere.

I actually agree with this Apex comment.. I watch it for the tits.. Unfortunately this show as 35% dong, 10% guys kissing, and 55% plebian tits.. Not it's best sex showing.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Some good fightin' in the latest episode. Spartacus has finally stopped looking like a bitch in the ring.

Yeah, what a fight scene. Who would have ever figured that the big match with the giant wouldn't be decided in 1.5 minutes and that the big bastard would get up and thrash the begrudging allies anew? Never saw that coming. Oh, and how about the vaunted Champion of Capua lying on his back, knowing he's fucked and helping Spartacus win by shining the light from the sun into the giant's eyes so that our hero could slay him? Awesome. That big ugly turd has been cut a thousand times and never beaten but his weakness was bright, shiny things and morans kept bringing dirty, rusty helmets in against him. D'ur!

This show is a fucking train wreck but I can't turn away because there are naked women everywhere.

Could they just cut out the story, the fight scenes and secks and just have nekkid babes?

[Slaky]

Some good fightin' in the latest episode. Spartacus has finally stopped looking like a bitch in the ring.

Yeah, what a fight scene. Who would have ever figured that the big match with the giant wouldn't be decided in 1.5 minutes and that the big bastard would get up and thrash the begrudging allies anew? Never saw that coming. Oh, and how about the vaunted Champion of Capua lying on his back, knowing he's fucked and helping Spartacus win by shining the light from the sun into the giant's eyes so that our hero could slay him? Awesome. That big ugly turd has been cut a thousand times and never beaten but his weakness was bright, shiny things and morans kept bringing dirty, rusty helmets in against him. D'ur!

This show is a fucking train wreck but I can't turn away because there are naked women everywhere.

I actually agree with this Apex comment.. I watch it for the tits.. Unfortunately this show as 35% dong, 10% guys kissing, and 55% plebian tits.. Not it's best sex showing.

Ever thought about going into marketing?

[Yeti]

Some good fightin' in the latest episode. Spartacus has finally stopped looking like a bitch in the ring.

Yeah, what a fight scene. Who would have ever figured that the big match with the giant wouldn't be decided in 1.5 minutes and that the big bastard would get up and thrash the begrudging allies anew? Never saw that coming. Oh, and how about the vaunted Champion of Capua lying on his back, knowing he's fucked and helping Spartacus win by shining the light from the sun into the giant's eyes so that our hero could slay him? Awesome. That big ugly turd has been cut a thousand times and never beaten but his weakness was bright, shiny things and morans kept bringing dirty, rusty helmets in against him. D'ur!

This show is a fucking train wreck but I can't turn away because there are naked women everywhere.

I actually agree with this Apex comment.. I watch it for the tits.. Unfortunately this show as 35% dong, 10% guys kissing, and 55% plebian tits.. Not it's best sex showing.

Ever thought about going into marketing?

Does marketing get you laid? (See: PenFoe) I think not. I'll stick with my accounting (read: Swinger) lifestyle.