2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Bort]

How  about lacrosse?

You just made that one up.

[CT III]

Lacrosse?  Bah.

I'll just follow Chicago's REAL football team:

[Eli]

Candice Dupree.  Shameka Christon.  Sylvia Fowles.  Get excited.  Season starts April 30.

[SKO]

What sucks is that with the Bears not having a pick until the 2nd day of the draft, what would usually be my brief moment of football in the midst of all this darkness is dimmed a bit. I mean I'll still probably watch, but it's not that much fun only watching other teams get good players and then watching Tampa Bay use the second round pick they got for trading the Bears a dead guy.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

I choose to stick with my local team from '07.  If only because of the logo.

[Gilgamesh]

I choose to stick with my local team from '07.  If only because of the logo.

Tee hee.  Penis.

[CBStew]

I choose to stick with my local team from '07.  If only because of the logo.

Tee hee.  Penis.

Tee hee.  Square balls

[Armchair_QB]

How  about lacrosse?

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/

[Bort]

How  about lacrosse?

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/

Yeti and KurtEvans have a seminar you might want to attend.

[Waco Kid]

What sucks is that with the Bears not having a pick until the 2nd day of the draft, what would usually be my brief moment of football in the midst of all this darkness is dimmed a bit. I mean I'll still probably watch, but it's not that much fun only watching other teams get good players and then watching Tampa Bay use the second round pick they got for trading the Bears a dead guy.

Look at it this way, this level of suck is much better than the one we would be at if Angelo actually had a first round pick that he could fuck up.

[Yeti]

How  about lacrosse?

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/

Yeti and KurtEvans have a seminar you might want to attend.

Yea, dude. You should totally come out. Keynote speaker right here. First, I'm going to start off with "Go tell your mom she's looking for you." Just to start off strong. We'll get a few mom jokes out of the way. Maybe hit up on the proper way to be butthurt. Incoherent rants about a man's blickity blackness and how it helps him will follow. "What do lawyers and Menard's have in common? They keep fucking you with drywall costs on a daily basis." Stuff like that. To top it off, we're going to have a little special seminar on the proper way to fuck over a sportswriter, and the power of sabremetrics. Plus, the proper way to be racist and love Milton Bradley. It will be truly great.

*Final slide will point right to this post

**Also, a little word to the wise, you can post a link to a website without the url tags in there. Just copy-paste and it will be a clickable link. I know I don't overexert myself to type the url tags on them. I'd hate for others to do the same.

[Saul Goodman]

How  about lacrosse?

You just made that one up.

http://www.majorleaguelacrosse.com/

Yeti and KurtEvans have a seminar you might want to attend.

Yea, dude. You should totally come out. Keynote speaker right here. First, I'm going to start off with "Go tell your mom she's looking for you." Just to start off strong. We'll get a few mom jokes out of the way. Maybe hit up on the proper way to be butthurt. Incoherent rants about a man's blickity blackness and how it helps him will follow. "What do lawyers and Menard's have in common? They keep fucking you with drywall costs on a daily basis." Stuff like that. To top it off, we're going to have a little special seminar on the proper way to fuck over a sportswriter, and the power of sabremetrics. Plus, the proper way to be racist and love Milton Bradley. It will be truly great.

*Final slide will point right to this post

**Also, a little word to the wise, you can post a link to a website without the url tags in there. Just copy-paste and it will be a clickable link. I know I don't overexert myself to type the url tags on them. I'd hate for others to do the same.

After receiving my free trial, I'd like to cancel my subscription.  Thanks.

[R-V]

Tebow and McDaniels. A match made in douche heaven.

[fiveouts]

Tebow and McDaniels. A match made in douche heaven.

Denver Broncos 2010: The Genius and the Jesus.

[Armchair_QB]

A receiver from an option offense and a QB from a spread option offense.

My Broncos fan friend is probably in the process of setting is couch on fire right now.