2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Saul Goodman]

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

The 3-4 is bitch-made. Bear football is 4-3. FULL STOP.

Also bitch-made: Trying to throw beyond the first down marker on third down.  Bear football is running it up the middle for a couple yards on third and six, or running five-yard outs.  Punting is for MEN.

[Internet Apex]

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

The 3-4 is bitch-made. Bear football is 4-3. FULL STOP.

Also bitch-made: Trying to throw beyond the first down marker on third down.  Bear football is running it up the middle for a couple yards on third and six, or running five-yard outs.  Punting is for MEN.

Cuz you know that vaunted 4-3 defense is gonna get it right back.

[SKO]

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

[Bort]

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

And lord knows SKO just wants to have fun.

[CT III]

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

His coverage skills will be of great help when other teams are running for 400 yards against the Bears 280 lb nosetackle.

[SKO]

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET! 

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

His coverage skills will be of great help when other teams are running for 400 yards against the Bears 280 lb nosetackle.

Right. I forgot that saying, nay, agreeing, with the statement "Julius Peppers would be a good OLB in a 3-4 defense" was equivalent to "The Bears should switch to a 3-4 because they have all of the necessary personnel to do that." I forgot because THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.

[CT III]

FINALLY.  This is what I have been waiting for.  I'll start:

THE DEFENSE SUCKS!  WE GOTTA SWITCH TO A 3-4 EVEN THOUGH WE JUST SIGNED THE BEST 4-3 RUSH END ON THE MARKET!  

This is barely related, but Peppers would be a lot of fun to watch as an OLB in a 3-4.  At least I think he would be.  And by "fun to watch" I mean "good," which is how most people mean it when they use it.

He has shown surprisingly good coverage skills for a defensive end, and that's usually the biggest problem when you convert those guys into OLBs in the 3-4. This statement of Eli's has my approval.

His coverage skills will be of great help when other teams are running for 400 yards against the Bears 280 lb nosetackle.

Right. I forgot that saying, nay, agreeing, with the statement "Julius Peppers would be a good OLB in a 3-4 defense" was equivalent to "The Bears should switch to a 3-4 because they have all of the necessary personnel to do that."

Apology accepted, just try to remember next time.

[PenPho]

Separately, the Bears took a flyer (flier? I always get this confused) in the supplemental draft on the dude from BYU that's been trying out for pretty much every team in the league.

Harvey Unga, there's been a lot of talk about him in the interwebs lately because he's a big back (6'0, 240).

1000 yards in each of the last 3 seasons at BYU.

It's flyer.

Actually, it's irrelevant.

Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

[SKO]

Separately, the Bears took a flyer (flier? I always get this confused) in the supplemental draft on the dude from BYU that's been trying out for pretty much every team in the league.

Harvey Unga, there's been a lot of talk about him in the interwebs lately because he's a big back (6'0, 240).

1000 yards in each of the last 3 seasons at BYU.

It's flyer.

Actually, it's irrelevant.

Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Apex thinks that guy needs to cut the entitlement bullshit and stop sucking up to the Bears management.

[Eli]

Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Not a future seventh-round pick!!!

[Ivy6]

Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Not a future seventh-round pick!!!

[clears throat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Aromashodu

Gbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

[Slaky]

Bears placed RB Harvey Unga (hamstring) on injured reserve, ending his season.
A total waste of a future seventh-round pick. Unga's talent fell well short of NFL-caliber to begin with, and a hamstring (likely torn) injury knocked him out for all of training camp. GM Jerry Angelo and Lovie Smith had better hope their big ticket free agents pay off, because their draft pick usage is the worst in the league. Unga doesn't have a future in the NFL.

Not a future seventh-round pick!!!

[clears throat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Devin_Aromashodu

Gbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

And he's going to score a zillion touchdowns this year just you wait.

[Eli]

Gbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.

[Ivy6]

Gbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.

Stop distracting us from your wrongness regarding future seventh round picks.

[Eli]

Gbolahan Devin Aromashodu (born May 23, 1984 in Miami, Florida) is an American-football wide receiver for the Chicago Bears of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Miami Dolphins in the seventh round of the 2006 NFL Draft.[1] He played college football at Auburn.[2] Aromashodu has also been a member of the Indianapolis Colts, Houston Texans and Washington Redskins.

"Devin" is a strange middle-name choice for a child named Gbolahan Aromashodu.

Stop distracting us from your wrongness regarding future seventh round picks.

I don't know what you mean.