2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I just heard Rosendouche on the SCORE lamenting that Jerry Angelo drafted Cedric Benson in the first round when he CLEARLY had a better running back in Thomas Jones.   That's funny.  I don't remember Jones ending the 2004 as anything other than a borderline journeyman who may or may not have finally justified his first-round status by averaging 67 yards per game with the Bears--his third team in 5 NFL seasons.  

Wait... We're gonna fight that battle again?

Did he go on to bitch about Lovie's refusal to start Griese?

[fiveouts]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

[fiveouts]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

[ChuckD]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

[ChuckD]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

[BBM]

I just heard Rosendouche on the SCORE lamenting that Jerry Angelo drafted Cedric Benson in the first round when he CLEARLY had a better running back in Thomas Jones.   That's funny.  I don't remember Jones ending the 2004 as anything other than a borderline journeyman who may or may not have finally justified his first-round status by averaging 67 yards per game with the Bears--his third team in 5 NFL seasons.  

Not trying to agree with The Poker reporter.  But that previous year's bears team was awful and Thomas Jones was the one remotely bright spot on that team. I think barely Walter could average 80 yards a game with a Offensive line that consisted of Qasim Mitchell, Steve Edwards and I believe Ruben Brown who was Joe Louis's age when Louis fought Marciano.

[Gilgamesh]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.

[CT III]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.

Would you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

[BBM]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.

Would you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

[Jon]

The worst thing about Rosenbloom is not that he's an out-of-touch douche.  Its that he hasn't had an original idea in his entire career.  For every single major sporting event that has occurred int he last 10 years, you could say to yourself "what is the standard columnist response to this?" and that's what Rosenbloom will write.  You could literally replace him with a computerized column generator and it would make absolutely no difference. 

ChuckD's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

I don't know. Does that mean "sparked a joint while listening to Low End Theory?" Because I've done that a time or twenty.

Apex's ears are burning.

He lit a Q-Tip?

It was a gummi bear.

Would you two stop saying "gummi" so much?

....Precious Venus...

[CT III]

LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

[Yeti]

LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook

I need some SKOnalysis

[SKO]

LT released:

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=4936783

The Bears could use a washed-up running back...

Or Westbrook

I need some SKOnalysis

Well, both of them have the same skillset as Forte. They'd both fit well in Martz's offense, whatever that means. They'd also be better than Kahlil Bell. My guess is that they'll want more money than the Bears would sign them for and it'll all be a moot point anyways because I don't think Angelo has any sort of plan whatsoever in regards to fixing the offensive line. My analysis? Root for the Saints.