2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[CBStew]

Also, the only major free agent news I want to hear from the Bears is that they've signed a tremendously awesome safety.

Other than that, don't care.

Even if it is Ronnie Lott?

[R-V]

Your blisteringly ignorant misconceptions about Jay Cutler really interfere with your ability to discuss football intelligently.

The guy had the worst season of his career, and yet:

He threw for the third most TD's in team history (27)
He threw for the second most yards in team history
Earned the 5th best completion percentage in history (min. 250 pass attempts)
Set franchise record with 336 completions (in a franchise-record 555 attempts)
Helped defeat the defending Super Bowl champions when, after their gay-assed kicker missed a clinching FG, he marched them down the field for the winning drive.

All the time while having third-rate track stars for receivers, an offensive line that couldn't block scarecrows, and a PANK coaching staff.  Yes, he got picked a bunch of times--like I said it was probably his worst season--and the bar was not set very high for Bears quarterbacks to begin with but still, if you wish to sincerely debate the merits of Jay Cutler as the Bears quarterback, you're thick.

Just to clarify, I'm "blisteringly ignorant and unable to discuss football intelligently", yet your defense of Cutler rests upon how he compares not to other QBs of his era, but to other QBs in Bears history?

I think Huey's point is that in his worst season, with the worst offensive unit the Bears have fielded in several years (a major accomplishment indeed), he managed to set franchise records. Was it a great season? Not by any measuring stick, but the notion that Cutler was what was wrong with the team or that there's some other quarterback out there who would be a better option is absolutely ludicrous.

And your franchise is about to go 6-10 with Dennis Dixon starting while Big Ben renovates Michael Vick's old prison cell, so fuck you.

She just tripped over his bike helmet, brah.

Per the report, Roethlisberger claims that the woman fell and injured her head after the incident. She then went to a hospital and alleged that she was sexually assaulted.

http://www.balloon-juice.com/2010/03/10/at-the-very-least-hes-a-total-asshole/

[JD]

And your franchise is about to go 6-10 with Dennis Dixon starting while Big Ben renovates Michael Vick's old prison cell, so fuck you.

Dennis Dixon can at LEAST lead a team to an 8-8 record, racist.

[Andy]

He'd better hope she didn't fall into a puddle of his semen.

[PenFoe]

He'd better hope she didn't fall into a puddle of his semen.

Well, Muscle Milk Banana Cream is not on the restricted list.

[Yeti]

"Bad" news for Neckbeard.

[Armchair_QB]

"Bad" news for Neckbeard.

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

[SKO]

"Bad" news for Neckbeard.

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.

[Armchair_QB]

"Bad" news for Neckbeard.

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.

Touchdowns are kinda important, aren't they?

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

"Bad" news for Neckbeard.

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.

Touchdowns are kinda important, aren't they?

Not in the world of Football statfaggotry, they aren't.

[SKO]

"Bad" news for Neckbeard.

I don't understand Denver's fetish for shitty QBs from Indiana universities.

Brady Quinn, like Orton, has a strong enough arm to perform well in that system. This is McDaniels' system, so performing well means a lot of underneath routes and YAC, leading to high yardage, completion%'s, and everything except..you know, touchdowns.

Touchdowns are kinda important, aren't they?

Let me get back to you on that one.

[SKO]

DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

[Waco Kid]

http://www.chicagobears.com/news/NewsStory.asp?story_id=6627

Bears cut Vasher.

[Internet Apex]

DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

[SKO]

DPD. http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2010/03/16/bears-sign-former-colts-corner-drop-mckie/. Dropping McKie- Good move (unless you're one of those morans who always defended a fullback who couldn't A) Block B) Catch C)Gain a yard on 4th and 1.) Picking up a guy that Colts fans (not the brightest bunch, I'll admit) have nicknamed the Human Cushion? Slightly not good move. Can't be worse than Vasher, can he ?

A friend of mine actually knows Jennings and has hung out with him a couple times in Indy. He said he sucks.

That's refreshing honesty. I was internet acquaintances with this guy who went to college with Aaron Heilman and he was all "oh yeah, he's one of the nicest, most level-headed people I've ever met blah blah, maybe he'll be good," even though it was apparent that he would blow, clearly, and as it turns out, he really blew.