2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[SKO]

This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.

[Slaky]

This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.

The idea of the Bears carving up defenses is pretty funny to me. I almost laughed when I read it.

[SKO]

This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.

The idea of the Bears carving up defenses is pretty funny to me. I almost laughed when I read it.

If Cutler dinked and dunked his way to 3,666 yards last year I'm betting we're looking at the first 4,000+ season in Bears history. The only question is if the run game/turnovers will improve enough to actually translate that into points.

[Quality Start Machine]

This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Utler to Kuhnox looked like fun stuff twice. Yay?

I've heard since day one of mini-camps that Knox was breaking ankles on the deep hook, and that's exactly what he ran. I think that was a choice route where he read the coverage and put on the brakes too. That's pretty common in Martz' offense and it's something he borrowed from the old Run and Shoot offenses. If Knox and Hester can both run that route it's going to be hard to stop them from carving up defenses 25-35 yards at a time.

The idea of the Bears carving up defenses is pretty funny to me. I almost laughed when I read it.

If Cutler dinked and dunked his way to 3,666 yards last year I'm betting we're looking at the first 4,000+ season in Bears history. The only question is if the run game/turnovers will improve enough to actually translate that into points. is established to open up play action.

[R-V]

This thread is very aptly named. These gutless fucking assholes don't block anybody.

On the bright side, Major seemed to play alwright. I'm guessing we're going to see a lot of the secondary getting toasted like they did on the Rivers-Naanee tuddie.

You're better than that. Wright was a bright spot. The first team o-line wasn't as bad as I though they'd be, but it's hard to judge off of a quarter and a half with back up skill-position players and a 3-4 front like the Chargers. We'll just have to see how this plays out.

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

I'm really looking forward to the "but the 3-4 is so exotic and how can we be expected to prepare for it?" excuse when the running game sucks.

[Eli]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

[Internet Apex]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

[BH]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

[Slaky]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

I'll wait to hear your eyewitness report before I can judge how good or bad the Bears are.

[BH]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

I'll wait to hear your eyewitness report before I can judge how good or bad the Bears are.

Carol and I will get back to you ASAP.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

Don't forget STUNTS! Or PLAY ACTION!

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

Don't forget STUNTS! Or PLAY ACTION!

DICK

JAURON!

[Yeti]

Maybe Erik Kramer was talking out of his concussed asshead, but it bothered the shit out of me when he said the Bears offense does not practice against the 3-4 in training camp. What the hell? They have (by my count) 6 games this season against teams using the 3-4. Why wouldn't you spend at least some time in training camp preparing for a defense you're going to spend about 40% of the season facing?

Because there's no such thing as a 3-4 defense.  The Cover 2 is the only defense in the world and there's no reason to pretend otherwise.

It's also the only defense the Bears ever play. THEY"RE SO PREDICTIBUL!!!1!!!

The secret to every defense is taking the right angle to tackle. If the bears offense can figure out a way to hit a defense at odd angles, there is no telling how awesome they are gonna be.

Like acute ones? Or supplementary? I really think BH could be onto something here with the whole mathematical approach. If the Bears could just have their offense emulate the graph of y=csc(x), then they'd be unstoppable

[Internet Apex]

Wait...

I feel I need to pause for a second to re-LOL @ "Erik Kramer's concussed asshead." Lol.

[R-V]

Bears nation exhales in relief...

Hanie said the injury involves the AC joint and that no surgery will be required.