2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[SKO]

Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

[CT III]

Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

Bullshit, Bryan Robinson broke BOTH his wrists.  That's two injuries.

[Internet Apex]

Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

[SKO]

Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3

What about your precious Luckman?

[Waco Kid]

Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3

Week 8: at Chicago Bears

Detroit's defense was a huge part of this victory, as they intercepted Griese 4 times, including 3 times in the endzone

Gasoline on the Griese sucks fire.

[SKO]

Todd Collins is fucking awesome. Or at least he was last time I saw him play.

You mean when he was fist-raping the Bears in 2007? When both the Bears and Redskins starters went down and their journeyman backs up came in and one was Todd Collins and he went 15/20 with two TDs to win the game while the other was Brian Fucking Griese and he threw two picks and lost the game because he is Brian Fucking Griese and that's how Brian Fucking Griese rolls?

Yes.

Fuck Brian Griese.

He led the league in "tripping over his dog" injuries.

He led the league in four yard outs on 3rd and 8, and also throwing SEVEN INTERCEPTIONS AGAINST THE DETROIT FUCKING LIONS.

(anger)

Bears QB Ratings vs. the Detroit Lions:

Cutler: 112.6
Orton: 102.2
Grossman: 82.2
Griese: 54.3

Week 8: at Chicago Bears

Detroit's defense was a huge part of this victory, as they intercepted Griese 4 times, including 3 times in the endzone

Gasoline on the Griese sucks fire.

Kennedy's grave will sit in the dark before I run out of fuel to stoke that fucking fire, friend.

[BH]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

[SKO]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

[CT III]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

[Armchair_QB]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

[SKO]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

[R-V]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.

[Internet Apex]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I think I understand now why Olsen dropped so far in the draft. Because he's a giant vagina when it comes to breaking tackles.

He also couldn't block a bull rush by B.C. But then, who among us could?

[Armchair_QB]

Everyone relax. Martz wanted Cutler to get sacked to put our line in difficult situations, to make them better.

That's not what he's saying at all. He's saying the Bears left Chris Williams and everyone else to block their guys one on one in order to determine who can handle it. Obviously they'll have to design some different protections to keep Williams from being beat like a drum all season long, but if there's anytime you're just going to leave a guy on an island to see what he can do, it's the preseason.

So we can look forward to finding out if the franchise left tackle we drafted in the first round can pass block without any help?

I'm not sure I want to find out the answer.

This is the kind of progressive thinking that has rocketed the Bears to the top of the NFL.

I didn't say the answer would be good. I just said they were trying to Get an answer. But that's okay, As long as Forte and Manumaleuna triple team William's guy on every down Cutler should have at least a second or two to dump it off to Olsen in the flat for four yards. Assuming Olsen catches the damn thing. He'll immediately be brought down by a cornerback that he's got 6 inches and 75 pounds on, but hey, at least Martz is using the tight end.

I get that and I understand. But if you want to find out if your stud LT can block anybody it's probably a good idea not to do it when your franchise QB is still in the game.