2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Eli]

In a league run by dynamic owners like Jerry Jones in Dallas, Daniel Snyder in Washington and Robert Kraft in New England, the Bears are financial flatliners. In this year's FORBES NFL valuations  the Bears rank ninth, worth $1.07 billion, the lowest-ranked big market team, and are behind even the small-fry Baltimore Ravens. On the field they've recently been just as mediocre, compiling a 111--129 record since 1995. No NFL team has done less with more.

The exact same thing has been said about the Cubs and Bulls, relative to their respective leagues.

Thanks, Chicago sports!

[Internet Apex]

In a league run by dynamic owners like Jerry Jones in Dallas, Daniel Snyder in Washington and Robert Kraft in New England, the Bears are financial flatliners. In this year's FORBES NFL valuations  the Bears rank ninth, worth $1.07 billion, the lowest-ranked big market team, and are behind even the small-fry Baltimore Ravens. On the field they've recently been just as mediocre, compiling a 111--129 record since 1995. No NFL team has done less with more.

The exact same thing has been said about the Cubs and Bulls, relative to their respective leagues.

Thanks, Chicago sports!

I think the problem is cultural. But I'm here to help. Or maybe not. I love your brand of mediocrity so much I couldn't wait to bask in it for the rest of my life.

[Internet Apex]

I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

[Internet Apex]

DPD.

Now I'll never know who's fault those two picks were last night.

http://www.suntimes.com/stng_article.search?page=1&page_size=20&order_by=searchdate%20desc&query=Slezak+AND++pubcode%3Acst

[SKO]

I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.

[Internet Apex]

I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.

I'll try. But they tax me.

[CT III]

I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.

I'll try. But they tax me.

Lousy Democrats.

[SKO]

I'm really tired of having to defend Cutler all the time. His fault or not, I don't care anymore.

Try not pandering to the mouth-breathing horde of slack-jawed junksluts that roots for this team by trying to absolve Cutler of every interception as though other quarterbacks never even throw them at all.

I'll try. But they tax me.

Lousy Democrats.

My expectations for this franchise have been lowered to the point where I no longer dream of a Superbowl championship or even a playoff run. No, at this point I hope Cutler can perform well enough that someday when he throws a rare(r) interception, I can say "well, that was a bad throw" without a million PenFoes screaming SEE THAT IS AWHY HWE SACKS BECUZ GOAD QUARTARBARCKS DONT NEVER THROWINTERCEPTIONS GAAAAAAAH

[Armchair_QB]

Tell those jamokes it's a fucking preseason game.

[BBM]

Tell those jamokes it's a fucking preseason game.

So, it's still too early to start a Dan Lefevour sploogefest?  Shit

[Brownie]

Tell those jamokes it's a fucking preseason game.

Intrepid Reader: Dennis Green
Who plays the third preseason game like it's bullshit?

[Internet Apex]

I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

Then you might want to consider changing your tagline.

[Slaky]

I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

Then you might want to consider changing your tagline.

Sarcasm fail.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I'm ready for this preseason to be over so I can start hating this team for real.

Then you might want to consider changing your tagline.

Sarcasm fail.

No.  I know what it is, and I don't think (at least I hope not) Pex is using it sarcastically. That comes from the fan in the NFL Video during the Super Bowl season on 1985.  Black dude, had some sweet seats at the old dump, and he was seriously bringing it.  Thing is, that clip is all feel-good, and I'm just letting Peck know I don't appreciate him dusting off that chestnut out if he's going to be hating on this year's team before the fucking Labor Day Holiday.  

Unless he wants to delete all of these wrist-slitting observations of his.  That'd be okay too.