2010-11 Chicago Bears: The Last Time You'll See Utler Alive

[Bort]

Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.

Hmm, it appears I've crossed over into some sort of evil, mirror universe.  Which means somewhere around here, is an evil, cleanshaven me with a working left eye.  I'll find him and kill him, and then that eye will be mine.  MINE!

What makes you assume you're the "good" CT?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.

Hmm, it appears I've crossed over into some sort of evil, mirror universe.  Which means somewhere around here, is an evil, cleanshaven me with a working left eye.  I'll find him and kill him, and then that eye will be mine.  MINE!

That's not the opposite at all.

[CT III]

Actually, it only confuses me more.  Eli is being accomdating now?  What a world.

Ah, CT.  You're behind the times (and that's OK, man).  I've mellowed from the disagreeable Eli of years past.  I just want everyone to get along.

Have a good morning!  I'll probably talk to you soon.

Hmm, it appears I've crossed over into some sort of evil, mirror universe.  Which means somewhere around here, is an evil, cleanshaven me with a working left eye.  I'll find him and kill him, and then that eye will be mine.  MINE!

That's not the opposite at all.

Fine, he's got facial hair right up to where the goatee would be, but no actual goatee.  Christ you're pedantic.

[Powdered Toast Man]

I saw this out in internet space that Cutler is dating some bimbo from The Hills or something.  Here's NotJayCutler's twattery about it:

10:20 AM Aug 31st via web # I'm not saying I'm dating Kristin Cavallari and I'm not saying I'm not. But I'm totally nailing her. 9:46 AM Aug 31st via web

Outstanding.  And I don't know if it's DRSXZMOPT or not.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

This is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

Football is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

[R-V]

This is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

Football is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

This is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

Football is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.

These are the demands and sayings of FroDogNextChamp.

[Quality Start Machine]

This is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

Football is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.

These are the demands and sayings of FroDogNextChamp.

Does he have a Bears T-Shirt to point at yet?

[Yeti]

This is just too awesome to remain confined to the shoutbox.

Football is a simple game to figure out. It's 11 on 11. A player should be able to pick someone on the other team and play defense.

Brilliant.

I agree, (Irish) Yeti is the worse site on the internet.

These are the demands and sayings of FroDogNextChamp.

Does he have a Bears T-Shirt to point at yet?

Caleb Hanie shirt

[SKO]

Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.

[Internet Apex]

Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

[SKO]

Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

[Internet Apex]

Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

[Slaky]

Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.

[SKO]

Football's a simple game. It's 11 on 11. Charles Tillman should be able to line up, pick a guy on the other side, and force more fumbles than any other non-linebacker or defensive lineman in football.

Which is all well and good. But let's see him cover a quick, shifty receiver like Steve Smith.

I think the most frustrating thing about the abuse people subject Charles Tillman to is that the Bears' defensive scheme in general uses the cornerbacks as a sacrificial lamb, because the defense is willing to allow all of that underneath stuff so long as the team can stop the run, rush the quarterback to prevent the deep ball, and force turnovers. Tillman's not a pro-bowl cover guy, but he's also not as bad as the numbers say because it's pretty much Intended that he give up the stuff underneath. As far as generating turnovers go he's practically the ideal Cover 2 cornerback.

I love him so much.

Seconded. The only time I can remember actually being upset with his play was when he jumped Trueblood (not the ghey vampire show) at the end of that Tampa game and got flagged for 15. That was not smart.

I'll agree that on the few times he was assigned to cover Steve Smith in 2005 he wasn't all that good. But neither was anyone else against Steve Smith in 2005. I just think people who don't understand defensive schemes in general (like the fact that they played zone alot that game, or that Vasher was assigned to cover him half the time, or that it was some fuck named Chris Thompson or whatever that gave up one of those TDs) will never forgive Tillman for that game because they're unable to get past the mistaken idea that they just played man every down and Tillman got beat like drum.