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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #15 on: February 16, 2010, 10:49:34 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 16, 2010, 10:13:47 AM
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There are 16 votes. How many people are in the league?

12 I believe.

And unlimited is a bad idea.  It destroys the draft.

Don't forget the 2 round adjustment on all keepers.

If anyone keeps huge chunks of their rosters, it'll just mean they'll be taking some of their keepers earlier than is optimal. Which means other quality players should fall to someone who might not have a shot at them otherwise.

How many of these Round 3 guys from last year will owners be willing to lose a first round pick for?

1.     Prince Fielder
2.    Matt Kemp
3.    Carlos Quentin
4.    CC Sabathia
5.    Cole Hamels
6.    Justin Morneau
7.    Brandon Phillips
8.    Jake Peavy
9.    Brandon Webb
10.    Jason Bay
11.    Carl Crawford
12.    Roy Halladay

How many of these 4th rounders are still good deals in Round 2?

1.     Nick Markakis
2.    Vladimir Guerrero
3.    Brian McCann
4.    Matt Holliday
5.    Alexei Ramírez
6.    David Ortiz
7.    Adrián González
8.    Geovany Soto
9.    Aramis Ramírez
10.    Ichiro Suzuki
11.    Kevin Youkilis
12.    Shane Victorino

None, in either round.

See? This whole thing is fucking stupid.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #16 on: February 16, 2010, 10:56:52 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on February 16, 2010, 10:49:34 AM
See? This whole thing is fucking stupid.

That all depends on what you're trying to accomplish.

If the goal is to be able to keep your best players, then yes...this won't work.
If the goal is to be able to benefit from a few good moves you made later in the draft or on waivers during the season, then this works reasonably well.

Knowing that, unlimited is the best option because it allows you whatever flexibility you want and realistically it's not like one person is going to be able to keep a boatload of players with the 2-round bump.

All that said, I don't know how you effectively decide the keeper rules AFTER the season.
You really should establish the rules prior to the draft so that you can plan moving forward.

Meaning that we do 0 keepers for the 2010 season, decide keeper rules now for the 2011 season, and go into this year's draft knowing those rules and planning accordingly.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #17 on: February 16, 2010, 11:12:34 AM »
Quote from: PenFoe on February 16, 2010, 10:56:52 AM
All that said, I don't know how you effectively decide the keeper rules AFTER the season.
You really should establish the rules prior to the draft so that you can plan moving forward.

Meaning that we do 0 keepers for the 2010 season, decide keeper rules now for the 2011 season, and go into this year's draft knowing those rules and planning accordingly.

Ideally, yes.

But I think everyone wants to do keepers this year, so we're left with the sub-optimal "haggle over rules after the fact" approach. Which is better than nothing.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #18 on: February 16, 2010, 02:42:23 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 15, 2010, 10:55:26 PM
How many of these 4th rounders are still good deals in Round 2?
5.    Alexei Ramírez

What a bargain in the 4th.  Who did this person pick in the 3rd?  Joe Crede?


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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #19 on: February 16, 2010, 02:44:17 PM »
Quote from: Pre on February 16, 2010, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 15, 2010, 10:55:26 PM
How many of these 4th rounders are still good deals in Round 2?
5.    Alexei Ramírez

What a bargain in the 4th.  Who did this person pick in the 3rd?  Joe Crede?

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #20 on: February 16, 2010, 02:53:35 PM »
Quote from: Pre on February 16, 2010, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 15, 2010, 10:55:26 PM
How many of these 4th rounders are still good deals in Round 2?
5.    Alexei Ramírez

What a bargain in the 4th.  Who did this person pick in the 3rd?  Joe Crede?

Peavy.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #21 on: February 16, 2010, 02:54:45 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 02:53:35 PM
Quote from: Pre on February 16, 2010, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 15, 2010, 10:55:26 PM
How many of these 4th rounders are still good deals in Round 2?
5.    Alexei Ramírez

What a bargain in the 4th.  Who did this person pick in the 3rd?  Joe Crede?

Peavy.

Was that person PenFoe?

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #22 on: February 16, 2010, 03:00:10 PM »
This Alexei Ramirez talk ends NOW

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #23 on: February 16, 2010, 03:04:09 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 16, 2010, 03:00:10 PM
This Alexei Ramirez talk ends NOW

He looks malnourished.

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #24 on: February 16, 2010, 03:22:41 PM »
Yeti sure does love him some White Sox.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #25 on: February 16, 2010, 03:28:03 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
Yeti sure does love him some White Sox.

Peavy was originally a Father and set to be a child bear. Ain't my fault that got fucked up

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #26 on: February 16, 2010, 04:06:57 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 16, 2010, 03:28:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
Yeti sure does love him some White Sox.

Peavy was originally a Father and set to be a child bear. Ain't my fault that got fucked up

"Father"... "child bear"... There's a Roman Catholic pedophilia joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can tease it out.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #27 on: February 16, 2010, 04:23:50 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 16, 2010, 03:28:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
Yeti sure does love him some White Sox.

Peavy was originally a Father and set to be a child bear. Ain't my fault that got fucked up

"Father"... "child bear"... There's a Roman Catholic pedophilia joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can tease it out.

You tease the fuck out of it, and when you get done, shave my balls. They could use some care and maintenance.

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #28 on: February 16, 2010, 04:25:51 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on February 16, 2010, 04:23:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 16, 2010, 03:28:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
Yeti sure does love him some White Sox.

Peavy was originally a Father and set to be a child bear. Ain't my fault that got fucked up

"Father"... "child bear"... There's a Roman Catholic pedophilia joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can tease it out.

You tease the fuck out of it, and when you get done, shave my balls. They could use some care and maintenance.

This just done turned real, motha fucka!

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #29 on: February 16, 2010, 04:44:16 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 16, 2010, 04:25:51 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 16, 2010, 04:23:50 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 04:06:57 PM
Quote from: Yeti on February 16, 2010, 03:28:03 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 16, 2010, 03:22:41 PM
Yeti sure does love him some White Sox.

Peavy was originally a Father and set to be a child bear. Ain't my fault that got fucked up

"Father"... "child bear"... There's a Roman Catholic pedophilia joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can tease it out.

You tease the fuck out of it, and when you get done, shave my balls. They could use some care and maintenance.

This just done turned real, motha fucka!

Ebonic'd.

You use "done" in place of "just" not in addition to it, FYI.

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