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The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« on: February 14, 2010, 04:30:40 PM »
League members, vote or die.  Or, if you plan on trying to be one of the chosen someday, then you can vote, too.  I don't think there's any way to regulate it.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #1 on: February 14, 2010, 11:35:42 PM »
I'd vote if I was in it.  Sadface.
This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #2 on: February 14, 2010, 11:55:40 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on February 14, 2010, 11:35:42 PM
I'd vote if I was in it.  Sadface.

You can vote if you want to.  I'll allow it.


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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #3 on: February 15, 2010, 08:15:25 AM »
I voted, even though I have no intention of ever playing.

I like to vote.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #4 on: February 15, 2010, 08:21:22 AM »
Quote from: MAD on February 15, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
I voted, even though I have no intention of ever playing.

I like to vote.

I voted for your mom.

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #5 on: February 15, 2010, 08:23:47 AM »
Quote from: Oleg on February 15, 2010, 08:21:22 AM
Quote from: MAD on February 15, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
I voted, even though I have no intention of ever playing.

I like to vote.

I voted for your mom.

Your mom voted for my mom.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #6 on: February 15, 2010, 08:25:22 AM »
Quote from: MAD on February 15, 2010, 08:15:25 AM
I voted, even though I have no intention of ever playing.

I like to vote.

Dammit. I don't want my league rules determined by some red-faced mongoloid mick.

If it were up to him and Oleg, we'd all be up to our ears in Pony League draft charts right now.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #7 on: February 15, 2010, 09:28:56 PM »
Unlimited is winning.  That's what the numbers say, anyway.  I'll stop looking at this poll in a few days and just accept the results.  So, if you're in the league and haven't voted, then you should.  If you're in the league and your choice is losing, then you should probably find some dudes to vote for your choice.  If unlimited wins, then the keeper deadline will be sooner than the others because it'll take up more of my precious time, y'all...DANG!
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #8 on: February 15, 2010, 09:33:49 PM »
Quote from: JD on February 15, 2010, 09:28:56 PM
Unlimited is winning.  That's what the numbers say, anyway.  I'll stop looking at this poll in a few days and just accept the results.  So, if you're in the league and haven't voted, then you should.  If you're in the league and your choice is losing, then you should probably find some dudes to vote for your choice.  If unlimited wins, then the keeper deadline will be sooner than the others because it'll take up more of my precious time, y'all...DANG!

My vote can be bought.

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #9 on: February 15, 2010, 09:37:24 PM »
There are 16 votes. How many people are in the league?

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #10 on: February 15, 2010, 09:54:16 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on February 15, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
There are 16 votes. How many people are in the league?

Less than, equal to, or greater than that number.  I don't remember.  You're the numbers guy, ChuckD.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2010, 10:32:18 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on February 15, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
There are 16 votes. How many people are in the league?

12 I believe.

And unlimited is a bad idea.  It destroys the draft.

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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #12 on: February 15, 2010, 10:37:16 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on February 15, 2010, 10:32:18 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 15, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
There are 16 votes. How many people are in the league?

12 I believe.

And unlimited is a bad idea.  It destroys the draft.

God forbid the draft that takes place over a computer with some people on auto-draft gets destroyed.

Play for the season, not the draft.

I vote unlimited.
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #13 on: February 15, 2010, 10:55:26 PM »
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on February 15, 2010, 10:32:18 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 15, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
There are 16 votes. How many people are in the league?

12 I believe.

And unlimited is a bad idea.  It destroys the draft.

Don't forget the 2 round adjustment on all keepers.

If anyone keeps huge chunks of their rosters, it'll just mean they'll be taking some of their keepers earlier than is optimal. Which means other quality players should fall to someone who might not have a shot at them otherwise.

How many of these Round 3 guys from last year will owners be willing to lose a first round pick for?

1.     Prince Fielder
2.    Matt Kemp
3.    Carlos Quentin
4.    CC Sabathia
5.    Cole Hamels
6.    Justin Morneau
7.    Brandon Phillips
8.    Jake Peavy
9.    Brandon Webb
10.    Jason Bay
11.    Carl Crawford
12.    Roy Halladay

How many of these 4th rounders are still good deals in Round 2?

1.     Nick Markakis
2.    Vladimir Guerrero
3.    Brian McCann
4.    Matt Holliday
5.    Alexei Ramírez
6.    David Ortiz
7.    Adrián González
8.    Geovany Soto
9.    Aramis Ramírez
10.    Ichiro Suzuki
11.    Kevin Youkilis
12.    Shane Victorino
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Re: The REAL Desipio Keeper League Keeper Poll!
« Reply #14 on: February 16, 2010, 10:13:47 AM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 15, 2010, 10:55:26 PM
Quote from: Lance Dicksons Arm on February 15, 2010, 10:32:18 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on February 15, 2010, 09:37:24 PM
There are 16 votes. How many people are in the league?

12 I believe.

And unlimited is a bad idea.  It destroys the draft.

Don't forget the 2 round adjustment on all keepers.

If anyone keeps huge chunks of their rosters, it'll just mean they'll be taking some of their keepers earlier than is optimal. Which means other quality players should fall to someone who might not have a shot at them otherwise.

How many of these Round 3 guys from last year will owners be willing to lose a first round pick for?

1.     Prince Fielder
2.    Matt Kemp
3.    Carlos Quentin
4.    CC Sabathia
5.    Cole Hamels
6.    Justin Morneau
7.    Brandon Phillips
8.    Jake Peavy
9.    Brandon Webb
10.    Jason Bay
11.    Carl Crawford
12.    Roy Halladay

How many of these 4th rounders are still good deals in Round 2?

1.     Nick Markakis
2.    Vladimir Guerrero
3.    Brian McCann
4.    Matt Holliday
5.    Alexei Ramírez
6.    David Ortiz
7.    Adrián González
8.    Geovany Soto
9.    Aramis Ramírez
10.    Ichiro Suzuki
11.    Kevin Youkilis
12.    Shane Victorino

None, in either round.
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