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How do you wipe?

Standing—Hollywood style
Sitting—the humble, old-fashioned American way
Squating/hovering/can't make up my mind
Bidet
Can't reach back there, use the towelrack like a bootscraper
I only shit in the shower
A team of orphans swabs my dainty hole with perfumed chamois leather while I sun on the terrace
I don't
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PenPho

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #255 on: August 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on August 20, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Did you goddamned dirty sitters stuff the box while this was hidden in the depths of anteneorattoed Desipio? I swear this was split evenly at last check.

I got a new computer, so I voted again.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #256 on: August 20, 2010, 11:29:57 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 20, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Did you goddamned dirty sitters stuff the box while this was hidden in the depths of anteneorattoed Desipio? I swear this was split evenly at last check.

I got a new computer, so I voted again.

One for MAD, one for PANK!
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BH

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #257 on: August 20, 2010, 11:41:30 AM »
Quote from: PenPho on August 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 20, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Did you goddamned dirty sitters stuff the box while this was hidden in the depths of anteneorattoed Desipio? I swear this was split evenly at last check.

I got a new computer, so I voted again.

You changed how you poo because of your new computer?
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #258 on: August 20, 2010, 11:42:45 AM »
Quote from: BH on August 20, 2010, 11:41:30 AM
Quote from: PenPho on August 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 20, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Did you goddamned dirty sitters stuff the box while this was hidden in the depths of anteneorattoed Desipio? I swear this was split evenly at last check.

I got a new computer, so I voted again.

You changed how you poo because of your new computer?

It's hard to stand while using a laptop.
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BH

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #259 on: August 20, 2010, 11:49:05 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 20, 2010, 11:42:45 AM
Quote from: BH on August 20, 2010, 11:41:30 AM
Quote from: PenPho on August 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 20, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Did you goddamned dirty sitters stuff the box while this was hidden in the depths of anteneorattoed Desipio? I swear this was split evenly at last check.

I got a new computer, so I voted again.

You changed how you poo because of your new computer?

It's hard to stand while using a laptop.

Got it. So Pen's new computer is a bathroom customized desktop at standpoopin' height.
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PenPho

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #260 on: August 20, 2010, 11:57:47 AM »
Quote from: BH on August 20, 2010, 11:49:05 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on August 20, 2010, 11:42:45 AM
Quote from: BH on August 20, 2010, 11:41:30 AM
Quote from: PenPho on August 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 20, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Did you goddamned dirty sitters stuff the box while this was hidden in the depths of anteneorattoed Desipio? I swear this was split evenly at last check.

I got a new computer, so I voted again.

You changed how you poo because of your new computer?

It's hard to stand while using a laptop.

Got it. So Pen's new computer is a bathroom customized desktop at standpoopin' height.

Jealous?
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Philberto

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #261 on: August 20, 2010, 12:32:03 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on August 20, 2010, 11:29:57 AM
Quote from: PenPho on August 20, 2010, 11:20:31 AM
Quote from: ChuckD on August 20, 2010, 07:58:50 AM
Did you goddamned dirty sitters stuff the box while this was hidden in the depths of anteneorattoed Desipio? I swear this was split evenly at last check.

I got a new computer, so I voted again.

One for MAD, one for PANK!

Because railing for the standers is more important than staying at 1908. 09 was a good year, too.
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Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #262 on: August 23, 2010, 01:22:22 AM »
Has this been addressed? It seems to implicitly legitimize standing.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #263 on: August 23, 2010, 07:26:18 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 01:22:22 AM
Has this been addressed? It seems to implicitly legitimize standing.

Being a big guy has its advantages. And its disadvantages.
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Bort

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #264 on: August 23, 2010, 11:22:45 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on August 23, 2010, 07:26:18 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 01:22:22 AM
Has this been addressed? It seems to implicitly legitimize standing.

Being a big guy has its advantages. And its disadvantages.

"Ah wipe muhself with a rag on a stick."
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #265 on: August 23, 2010, 11:38:20 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on August 23, 2010, 01:22:22 AM
Has this been addressed? It seems to implicitly legitimize standing.

It certainly hasn't been addressed in the context of this particular discussion, but...

Quote from: Tank on June 11, 2009, 01:52:57 PM
QuoteTake toilet paper for example. Do you realize that toilet paper has not changed in my lifetime? It's just paper on a cardboard roll, that's it. And in ten thousand years, it will still be exactly the same because really, what else can they do?

What else can they do? Brace yourself...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crfGXmxJ1vM
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #266 on: August 26, 2010, 05:35:19 PM »
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Bort

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #267 on: August 26, 2010, 05:47:44 PM »
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 26, 2010, 05:35:19 PM
Toilet Shelf 2.0

QuoteThe Intelligence Toilet is capable of storing the data of up to five different people

Man, I don't want to have to login every time I use the toilet.*






*I swear to God, Fork, if you make a "log" joke...
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #268 on: August 27, 2010, 08:13:02 AM »
Quote from: Bort on August 26, 2010, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 26, 2010, 05:35:19 PM
Toilet Shelf 2.0

QuoteThe Intelligence Toilet is capable of storing the data of up to five different people

Man, I don't want to have to login every time I use the toilet.*






*I swear to God, Fork, if you make a "log" joke...

What about "core dump" jokes? Are they in play?
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Bort

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #269 on: August 27, 2010, 09:46:45 AM »
Quote from: Fork on August 27, 2010, 08:13:02 AM
Quote from: Bort on August 26, 2010, 05:47:44 PM
Quote from: Tinker to Evers to Chance on August 26, 2010, 05:35:19 PM
Toilet Shelf 2.0

QuoteThe Intelligence Toilet is capable of storing the data of up to five different people

Man, I don't want to have to login every time I use the toilet.*






*I swear to God, Fork, if you make a "log" joke...

What about "core dump" jokes? Are they in play?

...










Yeah.
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