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Chuck to Chuck

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #330 on: June 07, 2012, 10:47:24 AM »
DPD

In case you want to discuss this topic where more than 12 people will read it and more than 3 people will find it funny.
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Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #331 on: July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM »
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

QuoteUnder a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)
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"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

Quality Start Machine

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #332 on: July 02, 2012, 08:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

QuoteUnder a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)

This belongs in the "How you pukin'" thread.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #333 on: July 02, 2012, 08:49:15 AM »
Quote from: Fork on July 02, 2012, 08:04:41 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

QuoteUnder a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)

This belongs in the "How you pukin'" thread.

Also known as the Patrick Kane Tax.
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Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #334 on: July 03, 2012, 01:14:56 PM »
Quote from: Fork on July 02, 2012, 08:04:41 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on July 01, 2012, 10:14:48 PM
You forgot something, guys. Prepare yourselves accordingly.

QuoteUnder a measure going into effect Sunday, [cab drivers] can add $50 to the fare of any customer who vomits after entering.

(And on Canada Day, of all things.)

This belongs in the "How you pukin'" thread.

No, I think you misread my first sentence.
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Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #335 on: July 27, 2012, 11:21:54 PM »
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #336 on: April 11, 2013, 05:30:31 PM »
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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #337 on: April 11, 2013, 05:41:26 PM »
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Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #338 on: April 12, 2013, 03:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Eli on April 11, 2013, 05:41:26 PM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on April 11, 2013, 05:30:31 PM
Hi, Eli.

Seems about right.

It does fail to mention that the flush toilet was responsible for greatly increased morbidity and mortality from paralytic poliomyelitis.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #339 on: April 19, 2013, 09:00:17 PM »
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on February 15, 2010, 06:34:53 PM
a) There are people in this world who don't think Zooey Deschanel is a beautiful angel

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Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

CBStew

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #340 on: July 05, 2013, 01:35:05 PM »
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #341 on: July 29, 2013, 08:03:49 PM »
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This is so bad, I'd root for the Orioles over this fucking team, but I can't. Because they're a fucking drug and you can't kick it and they'll never win anything and they'll always suck, but it'll always be sunny at Wrigley and there will be tits and ivy and an old scoreboard and fucking Chads.

ChuckD

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #342 on: July 29, 2013, 09:09:27 PM »
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 29, 2013, 08:03:49 PM
And now, a story at the intersection of the law and foecal matter.

http://www.pressherald.com/news/after-two-years-in-courts-bathroom-mess-case-ends_2013-07-26.html?pagenum=full

Here's a link to the opinion: http://media.ca1.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/getopn.pl?OPINION=12-1842P.01A

This begs the question, are you trying to be a caricature of that guy who only talked about Pittsburgh and law school?
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Quality Start Machine

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #343 on: July 29, 2013, 09:46:39 PM »
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2013, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 29, 2013, 08:03:49 PM
And now, a story at the intersection of the law and foecal matter.

http://www.pressherald.com/news/after-two-years-in-courts-bathroom-mess-case-ends_2013-07-26.html?pagenum=full

Here's a link to the opinion: http://media.ca1.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/getopn.pl?OPINION=12-1842P.01A

This begs the question, are you trying to be a caricature of that guy who only talked about Pittsburgh and law school?

Gil Gunderson, Poop Paralegal.
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Saul Goodman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #344 on: July 29, 2013, 10:21:23 PM »
Quote from: Fork on July 29, 2013, 09:46:39 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2013, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 29, 2013, 08:03:49 PM
And now, a story at the intersection of the law and foecal matter.

http://www.pressherald.com/news/after-two-years-in-courts-bathroom-mess-case-ends_2013-07-26.html?pagenum=full

Here's a link to the opinion: http://media.ca1.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/getopn.pl?OPINION=12-1842P.01A

This begs the question, are you trying to be a caricature of that guy who only talked about Pittsburgh and law school?

Gil Gunderson, Poop Paralegal.

Poop Partner. Show some damn respect.
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