How you crappin'?

[Chuck to Chuck]

A friend of ours college used to do what he called power shitting, basically shitting in the least amount of time possible. He would head to the bathroom, crap, wipe, and return somewhere in between 30-40 seconds.

[PenFoe]

A friend of ours college used to do what he called power shitting, basically shitting in the least amount of time possible. He would head to the bathroom, crap, wipe, and return somewhere in between 30-40 seconds.

I don't get this at all.
I'm a "print out a decent length article" kind of guy.

A few moments of peace, if you ask me.

Yeah. It seems like a waste of a perfectly good excuse for a break.

I can understand powershitting in college. You want to get back to general goodtimery with your friends. Powershitting at work is inexcusable.

Whatever, you just take your one-hitter into the can with you and resume pulling tubes once you're done.

[Slaky]

A friend of ours college used to do what he called power shitting, basically shitting in the least amount of time possible. He would head to the bathroom, crap, wipe, and return somewhere in between 30-40 seconds.

I don't get this at all.
I'm a "print out a decent length article" kind of guy.

A few moments of peace, if you ask me.

Yeah. It seems like a waste of a perfectly good excuse for a break.

I can understand powershitting in college. You want to get back to general goodtimery with your friends. Powershitting at work is inexcusable.

Whatever, you just take your one-hitter into the can with you and resume pulling tubes once you're done.

I need a time machine, pronto.

[PenFoe]

A friend of ours college used to do what he called power shitting, basically shitting in the least amount of time possible. He would head to the bathroom, crap, wipe, and return somewhere in between 30-40 seconds.

I don't get this at all.
I'm a "print out a decent length article" kind of guy.

A few moments of peace, if you ask me.

Yeah. It seems like a waste of a perfectly good excuse for a break.

I can understand powershitting in college. You want to get back to general goodtimery with your friends. Powershitting at work is inexcusable.

Whatever, you just take your one-hitter into the can with you and resume pulling tubes once you're done.

I need a time machine, pronto.

Looks around office, looks at to-do list.
/sheds tear.

[Oleg]

A friend of ours college used to do what he called power shitting, basically shitting in the least amount of time possible. He would head to the bathroom, crap, wipe, and return somewhere in between 30-40 seconds.

I don't get this at all.
I'm a "print out a decent length article" kind of guy.

A few moments of peace, if you ask me.

Yeah. It seems like a waste of a perfectly good excuse for a break.

I can understand powershitting in college. You want to get back to general goodtimery with your friends. Powershitting at work is inexcusable.

Whatever, you just take your one-hitter into the can with you and resume pulling tubes once you're done.

I do that now, when I get home from work and I have to drop a deuce.  Why waste precious seconds being sober?

[Kermit IV]

A friend of ours college used to do what he called power shitting, basically shitting in the least amount of time possible. He would head to the bathroom, crap, wipe, and return somewhere in between 30-40 seconds.

A buddy of mine in high school used to do the same thing.  He could shit faster than most of us could piss.

[R-V]

At some juncture, we found ourselves on some distant hole--quite possibly the furthest point from the clubhouse, when I felt my stomach gurgle and a poopstrom coming on.

1. How did I miss this thread? Pure awesome.
2. Is that a Steve Stenstrom reference?
3. In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

[Jon]

At some juncture, we found ourselves on some distant hole--quite possibly the furthest point from the clubhouse, when I felt my stomach gurgle and a poopstrom coming on.

1. How did I miss this thread? Pure awesome.
2. Is that a Steve Stenstrom reference?
3. In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

3. Yes. Yes I have. But I was like 3.

[Yeti]

At some juncture, we found ourselves on some distant hole--quite possibly the furthest point from the clubhouse, when I felt my stomach gurgle and a poopstrom coming on.

1. How did I miss this thread? Pure awesome.
2. Is that a Steve Stenstrom reference?
3. In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

On my honeymoon, while the wife and I are in the water, I will be sure to do this. And if the ocean down in the Caribbean is as clear as I hear, then it will make it all the more romantic

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

Brocation cred climbing...

[R-V]

In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

Brocation cred climbing...

Bros gotta do what other bros dare them to do, chief.

Actually, it was a poop emergency and the boat's shitter was on the fritz. I do not recommend the ocean grumpler.

[Wheezer]

In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

Brocation cred climbing...

Bros gotta do what other bros dare them to do, chief.

Actually, it was a poop emergency and the boat's shitter was on the fritz. I do not recommend the ocean grumpler.

Were you floating on your back? Was it an effective method of propulsion?

[R-V]

In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

Brocation cred climbing...

Bros gotta do what other bros dare them to do, chief.

Actually, it was a poop emergency and the boat's shitter was on the fritz. I do not recommend the ocean grumpler.

Were you floating on your back? Was it an effective method of propulsion?

It was kind of a treading water situation, followed by paddling away quickly when the foaces escaped. I probably should have just shit my trunks like a Slovak. Would have been less awkward.

[Chuck to Chuck]

In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

Brocation cred climbing...

Bros gotta do what other bros dare them to do, chief.

Actually, it was a poop emergency and the boat's shitter was on the fritz. I do not recommend the ocean grumpler.

Every other animal shits in the ocean.  Why not humans?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

In the interest of keeping this thread alive, anybody ever shat in the ocean? It's like a water birth, except with more dingleberries.

Brocation cred climbing...

Bros gotta do what other bros dare them to do, chief.

Actually, it was a poop emergency and the boat's shitter was on the fritz. I do not recommend the ocean grumpler.

Every other animal shits in the ocean.  Why not humans?

Now Chuck's just stealing TDubbs' material.

How can shitting in the ocean be gross?