How you crappin'?

[Bort]

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about :



As you can see, the shelf is an integral part of the toilet itself.  You can't take it out or break it off.  And you can, of course, buy a new toilet but it will look exactly like the last one because in Continental Europe, this is all we know.

I presume it's to try and avoid poo-splashback, which is a risk with your non-inspection toilet - although the judicious use of a pap baffle would solve that problem, too.

In any event, I'm not trying to justify it - I'm merely telling you how it is.

You should get your wife to scrub your toilet.  Not a euphemism.

I'm pretending it is.

I am in no way surprised by this revelation.

[Tonker]

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about :



As you can see, the shelf is an integral part of the toilet itself.  You can't take it out or break it off.  And you can, of course, buy a new toilet but it will look exactly like the last one because in Continental Europe, this is all we know.

I presume it's to try and avoid poo-splashback, which is a risk with your non-inspection toilet - although the judicious use of a pap baffle would solve that problem, too.

In any event, I'm not trying to justify it - I'm merely telling you how it is.

You should get your wife to scrub your toilet.  Not a euphemism.

That's not my toilet.  And anyway, we have a cleaning lady for things like that.

[Bort]

The more I think about this, the angrier I am at Europe. The band.

Because why would you name your band after a place with such fucked up toilets?

[Quality Start Machine]

The more I think about this, the angrier I am at Europe. The band.

Because why would you name your band after a place with such fucked up toilets?

Do you also have issues with W.C. Fields?

[Bort]

The more I think about this, the angrier I am at Europe. The band.

Because why would you name your band after a place with such fucked up toilets?

Do you also have issues with W.C. Fields?

www.instantrimshot.com

[Shooter]

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about :



As you can see, the shelf is an integral part of the toilet itself.  You can't take it out or break it off.  And you can, of course, buy a new toilet but it will look exactly like the last one because in Continental Europe, this is all we know.

I presume it's to try and avoid poo-splashback, which is a risk with your non-inspection toilet - although the judicious use of a pap baffle would solve that problem, too.

In any event, I'm not trying to justify it - I'm merely telling you how it is.

I was told it goes back to Europeans eating a lot of pork. The shelf allowed for inspection for the existence of worms if the other white meat was uncooked.

[Tony]

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about :



As you can see, the shelf is an integral part of the toilet itself.  You can't take it out or break it off.  And you can, of course, buy a new toilet but it will look exactly like the last one because in Continental Europe, this is all we know.

I presume it's to try and avoid poo-splashback, which is a risk with your non-inspection toilet - although the judicious use of a pap baffle would solve that problem, too.

In any event, I'm not trying to justify it - I'm merely telling you how it is.

I'm just wondering how much of a wave of water that thing would need to push crap off the shelf. Especially, if you put down a good, heavy one.

That's a problem, but here's a trick I learned form a friend that was living in Europe and had to deal with the poop shelf....all you have to do is put some toilet paper down on the shelf before you shit, and then water can easily push it off.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about :



As you can see, the shelf is an integral part of the toilet itself.  You can't take it out or break it off.  And you can, of course, buy a new toilet but it will look exactly like the last one because in Continental Europe, this is all we know.

I presume it's to try and avoid poo-splashback, which is a risk with your non-inspection toilet - although the judicious use of a pap baffle would solve that problem, too.

In any event, I'm not trying to justify it - I'm merely telling you how it is.

I'm just wondering how much of a wave of water that thing would need to push crap off the shelf. Especially, if you put down a good, heavy one.

That's a problem, but here's a trick I learned form a friend that was living in Europe and had to deal with the poop shelf....all you have to do is put some toilet paper down on the shelf before you shit, and then water can easily push it off.

Repurposed pap baffle?

[Waco Kid]

This is the kind of thing I'm talking about :



As you can see, the shelf is an integral part of the toilet itself.  You can't take it out or break it off.  And you can, of course, buy a new toilet but it will look exactly like the last one because in Continental Europe, this is all we know.

I presume it's to try and avoid poo-splashback, which is a risk with your non-inspection toilet - although the judicious use of a pap baffle would solve that problem, too.

In any event, I'm not trying to justify it - I'm merely telling you how it is.

I'm just wondering how much of a wave of water that thing would need to push crap off the shelf. Especially, if you put down a good, heavy one.

That's a problem, but here's a trick I learned form a friend that was living in Europe and had to deal with the poop shelf....all you have to do is put some toilet paper down on the shelf before you shit, and then water can easily push it off.

That's probably a good idea, unless of course the train is leaving the station and you just make it to the toilet.

[Kermit IV]

This thread got so much better thanks to Tonker.

[Slaky]

This thread got so much better thanks to Tonker.

In every way, he's the anti-Kurt. And isn't that the ultimate compliment?

[Bort]

This thread got so much better thanks to Tonker.

In every way, he's the anti-Kurt. And isn't that the ultimate compliment?

Are we adding a little not-Irish-Yeti and non-Weebs to this?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This thread got so much better thanks to Tonker.

Wheezer started it.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

This thread got so much better thanks to Tonker.

Also: screw you, man.

[Kermit IV]

This thread got so much better thanks to Tonker.

Also: screw you, man.

Payback's a bitch.