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How do you wipe?

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Sitting—the humble, old-fashioned American way
Squating/hovering/can't make up my mind
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Can't reach back there, use the towelrack like a bootscraper
I only shit in the shower
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morpheus

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #285 on: October 08, 2010, 11:54:59 AM »
This seemed appropriate to put here.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpk0Xs74srs
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I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #287 on: October 14, 2010, 09:32:18 AM »
Quote from: morpheus on October 14, 2010, 09:26:45 AM
Bump.  http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/10/dual_flush_toilets_among_conse.html

Some people are ANGRY:

QuoteIt's great. It's about time the city gets serious about saving water. 24.48%  (35 votes)

It's awful. I'm tired of being micromanaged. 75.52% (108 votes)

So, the city is trying to find a way for water consumption to be more efficient? HOW DARE THEM!?!?!

Quality Start Machine

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #288 on: October 14, 2010, 09:39:53 AM »
Quote from: Yeti on October 14, 2010, 09:32:18 AM
Quote from: morpheus on October 14, 2010, 09:26:45 AM
Bump.  http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2010/10/dual_flush_toilets_among_conse.html

Some people are ANGRY:

QuoteIt's great. It's about time the city gets serious about saving water. 24.48%  (35 votes)

It's awful. I'm tired of being micromanaged. 75.52% (108 votes)

So, the city is trying to find a way for water consumption to be more efficient? HOW DARE THEM!?!?!

True story...there's a fairly brisk business in NYC involving smuggled toilet tanks from Canada - higher capacity, better flush.
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Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #289 on: November 06, 2010, 11:29:43 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 14, 2010, 09:39:53 AM
True story...there's a fairly brisk business in NYC involving smuggled toilet tanks from Canada - higher capacity, better flush.

Reminds me of the Carson joke about the woman who put the brick in the bowl rather than the tank. But my true inspiration is the images of comet Hartley 2, even though they're not from Cheyenne.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #290 on: December 21, 2010, 02:57:07 PM »
Solid poop saga courtesy of Drew Magary's twitter machine:

http://thelettereleven.blogspot.com/2010/12/epic.html

Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #291 on: January 10, 2011, 11:15:37 PM »
My first inclination was to file this under books, but the invocation of the "Humanure Universe" coupled with the notion that it has a center led me to reconsider.
"The brain growth deficit controls reality hence [G-d] rules the world.... These mathematical results by the way, are all experimentally confirmed to 2-decimal point accuracy by modern Psychometry data."--George Hammond, Gμν!!

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #292 on: January 11, 2011, 12:01:48 AM »
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
My first inclination was to file this under books, but the invocation of the "Humanure Universe" coupled with the notion that it has a center led me to reconsider.

That site has videos that could give Gil a stroke.
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morpheus

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I don't get that KurtEvans photoshop.

Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #294 on: January 19, 2011, 09:02:00 PM »
Quote from: Bort on January 11, 2011, 12:01:48 AM
Quote from: Wheezer on January 10, 2011, 11:15:37 PM
My first inclination was to file this under books, but the invocation of the "Humanure Universe" coupled with the notion that it has a center led me to reconsider.

That site has videos that could give Gil a stroke.

http://www.catsasscoffee.com/

Yes, I know, it's a civet.
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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #295 on: February 03, 2011, 06:53:58 PM »
http://www.slate.com/id/2282768/pagenum/all/

QuoteBrandt has been inserting feces into his patients for a decade now and claims to be solving their problems nearly 100 percent of the time.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

Wheezer

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #296 on: February 03, 2011, 10:25:25 PM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 03, 2011, 06:53:58 PM
http://www.slate.com/id/2282768/pagenum/all/

QuoteBrandt has been inserting feces into his patients for a decade now and claims to be solving their problems nearly 100 percent of the time.

I would have thought that the worthiness of fecal transplantation would have already permeated the public consciousness. I'm not sure exactly where CBS was coming from with this hed, though.

QuoteUltimately, doctors hope to develop a sort of artificial feces that could provide the beneficial bacteria patients need.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #297 on: February 04, 2011, 06:56:55 AM »
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 03, 2011, 06:53:58 PM
http://www.slate.com/id/2282768/pagenum/all/

QuoteBrandt has been inserting feces into his patients for a decade now and claims to be solving their problems nearly 100 percent of the time.

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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #298 on: February 04, 2011, 08:04:45 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on February 04, 2011, 06:56:55 AM
Quote from: J. Walter Weatherman on February 03, 2011, 06:53:58 PM
http://www.slate.com/id/2282768/pagenum/all/

QuoteBrandt has been inserting feces into his patients for a decade now and claims to be solving their problems nearly 100 percent of the time.

))<>((

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J. Walter Weatherman

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #299 on: March 09, 2011, 11:56:32 AM »


After step four, opinions vary.
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.