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How do you wipe?

Standing—Hollywood style
Sitting—the humble, old-fashioned American way
Squating/hovering/can't make up my mind
Bidet
Can't reach back there, use the towelrack like a bootscraper
I only shit in the shower
A team of orphans swabs my dainty hole with perfumed chamois leather while I sun on the terrace
I don't

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Bort

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #345 on: July 29, 2013, 11:46:39 PM »
Quote from: Sterling Archer on July 29, 2013, 10:21:23 PM
Quote from: Fork on July 29, 2013, 09:46:39 PM
Quote from: ChuckD on July 29, 2013, 09:09:27 PM
Quote from: Gilgamesh on July 29, 2013, 08:03:49 PM
And now, a story at the intersection of the law and foecal matter.

http://www.pressherald.com/news/after-two-years-in-courts-bathroom-mess-case-ends_2013-07-26.html?pagenum=full

Here's a link to the opinion: http://media.ca1.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/getopn.pl?OPINION=12-1842P.01A

This begs the question, are you trying to be a caricature of that guy who only talked about Pittsburgh and law school?

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #346 on: July 30, 2013, 08:17:49 AM »
I'm just glad that "Sitting—the humble, old-fashioned American way" is still leading this poll.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #347 on: October 03, 2013, 02:20:29 PM »
http://www.poopourri.com/

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #348 on: October 04, 2013, 09:29:04 PM »
Quote from: morpheus on October 03, 2013, 02:20:29 PM
http://www.poopourri.com/

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #349 on: October 05, 2013, 09:14:58 AM »
Have you remembered to take your poop today?

Quote from: The Duffman HeraldHold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #350 on: October 05, 2013, 10:40:42 AM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 05, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
Have you remembered to take your poop today?

Quote from: The Duffman HeraldHold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.




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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #351 on: October 05, 2013, 12:36:15 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 05, 2013, 10:40:42 AM
Quote from: PANK! on October 05, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
Have you remembered to take your poop today?

Quote from: The Duffman HeraldHold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.




I would have figured the Flames would have managed to get themselves to the front of the line again.
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #352 on: October 06, 2013, 09:56:28 PM »
Quote from: PANK! on October 05, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
Have you remembered to take your poop today?

Quote from: The Duffman HeraldHold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.


Strange as it sounds, I have a friend whose life was basically saved by a fecal transplant.

Whatever works, I guess.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #353 on: October 06, 2013, 10:12:28 PM »
Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2013, 09:56:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 05, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
Have you remembered to take your poop today?

Quote from: The Duffman HeraldHold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.


Strange as it sounds, I have a friend whose life was basically saved by a fecal transplant.

Whatever works, I guess.

Maybe it's that I've changed roughly 80,000 diapers over the past decade but are we really that freaked out by poop?  I mean, every time you eat a hamburger you're getting a dose of cow shit.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #354 on: October 06, 2013, 10:46:11 PM »
Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2013, 09:56:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 05, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
Have you remembered to take your poop today?

Quote from: The Duffman HeraldHold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.


Strange as it sounds, I have a friend whose life was basically saved by a fecal transplant.

Whatever works, I guess.

Mrs. Dickens used to work in the homes of disabled people and one of her patients coming down with a c. diff infection was her biggest nightmare. As I understand it, there's basically no other alternative to fecal transplant in that case. You can't really treat it with antibiotics since the entire problem is that the gut's bacterial ecosystem gets thrown out of balance by the infection -- more antibiotics just throws the ecosystem further out of whack.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #355 on: October 07, 2013, 10:06:36 AM »
Quote from: ChuckD on October 06, 2013, 10:46:11 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2013, 09:56:28 PM
Quote from: PANK! on October 05, 2013, 09:14:58 AM
Have you remembered to take your poop today?

Quote from: The Duffman HeraldHold your nose and don't spit out your coffee: Doctors have found a way to put healthy people's poop into pills that can cure serious gut infections — a less yucky way to do "fecal transplants." Canadian researchers tried this on 27 patients and cured them all after strong antibiotics failed to help.


Strange as it sounds, I have a friend whose life was basically saved by a fecal transplant.

Whatever works, I guess.

Mrs. Dickens used to work in the homes of disabled people and one of her patients coming down with a c. diff infection was her biggest nightmare. As I understand it, there's basically no other alternative to fecal transplant in that case. You can't really treat it with antibiotics since the entire problem is that the gut's bacterial ecosystem gets thrown out of balance by the infection -- more antibiotics just throws the ecosystem further out of whack.

My brother got c. diff while in the hospital for a broken back about 6-7 years ago.  I'm pretty sure he did not get a fecal transplant. 
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #356 on: October 16, 2013, 10:11:23 PM »
You two wanna go stick your wangs in a hornet's nest, it's a free country.  But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds, huh?

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #357 on: October 16, 2013, 11:12:58 PM »
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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #358 on: November 25, 2013, 05:25:52 PM »
Loor and I came acrossks like opatoets.

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Re: How you crappin'?
« Reply #359 on: January 21, 2014, 10:04:27 AM »