Spring Has Sprung 2010

[Richard Chuggar]

First fucking Scott Eyre, not Carlos Silva.

"On the first day pitchers and catchers reported to camp last week, manager Lou Piniella mentioned Silva needed "a little better" conditioning.

Silva disputed that Wednesday at Fitch Park.

"I always prepare myself for spring training," he said. "To be a big guy doesn't mean anything. If you are in good condition and great shape, you can do your work. For me, I can run however much they want me to run.

"That was one of the (bad) things with Seattle. Here, they want to get me back on track in my pitching. They don't worry about my size or my weight. In Seattle, they were worried more about my weight than anything else. I feel more comfortable here. Getting people out is what matters. I'm not out of shape at all. Ask the trainers.""

Why y'all hate Sea World?

[Gilgamesh]

First fucking Scott Eyre, not Carlos Silva.

"On the first day pitchers and catchers reported to camp last week, manager Lou Piniella mentioned Silva needed "a little better" conditioning.

Silva disputed that Wednesday at Fitch Park.

"I always prepare myself for spring training," he said. "To be a big guy doesn't mean anything. If you are in good condition and great shape, you can do your work. For me, I can run however much they want me to run.

"That was one of the (bad) things with Seattle. Here, they want to get me back on track in my pitching. They don't worry about my size or my weight. In Seattle, they were worried more about my weight than anything else. I feel more comfortable here. Getting people out is what matters. I'm not out of shape at all. Ask the trainers.""

Oooh, fatty's getting defensive.  Hey fatty, I've got a movie for you, "A Fridge Too Far!"

[Powdered Toast Man]

Fuck you, Carlos Silva.  Wrong thread?  I don't care.

[Armchair_QB]

We're gonna look like idiots if this fat fuck has a good year.

I'm confident we won't though. FML.

[Powdered Toast Man]

We're gonna look like idiots if this fat fuck has a good year.

I'm confident we won't though. FML.

If he has a good year, then I'll be happy to eat crow.  I LUV MY KUBBIEEZ!!11/ZOMG

[Yeti]

We're gonna look like idiots if this fat fuck has a good year.

I'm confident we won't though. FML.

The day of the trade my Cardinals fan buddy (not IAN) who likes to play devil's advocate on anything I get pissed off about, which is a lot, tried to  tell me I'll regret my anger when he is good. I wouldn't back down. That fat fuck is going to suck and I'll go on thinking it was the worst trade Hendry's ever made and more the reason to fire his dumbass. This team has to make a trade to save a couple million a year? Well, if you dumbfucks were a little smarter with your money, then you wouldn't be in this fucking situation. Fuck Carlos Silva. Fuck Jim Hendry. Fuck Tom Ricketts, too. Him and his little scheme to recreate the Cubs teams of the 90s as managers is surely going to end well. RSM! GMPC! MGHC! TWBC! SD3BC!

[BH]

That fat fuck is going to suck and I'll go on thinking it was the worst trade Hendry's ever made and more the reason to fire his dumbass.

I can't get behind this. No one will ever knock Mr. 200 Hits off this podium for me.

[R-V]

Him and his little scheme to recreate the Cubs teams of the 90s as managers is surely going to end well. RSM! GMPC! MGHC! TWBC! SD3BC!

I don't understand any of this.

[Eli]

That fat fuck is going to suck and I'll go on thinking it was the worst trade Hendry's ever made and more the reason to fire his dumbass.

I can't get behind this. No one will ever knock Mr. 200 Hits off this podium for me.

This.

[Yeti]

That fat fuck is going to suck and I'll go on thinking it was the worst trade Hendry's ever made and more the reason to fire his dumbass.

I can't get behind this. No one will ever knock Mr. 200 Hits off this podium for me.

I had no emotional interest in the team then so it didn't happen.

[Jon]

We're gonna look like idiots if this fat fuck has a good year.

I'm confident we won't though. FML.

The day of the trade my Cardinals fan buddy (not IAN) who likes to play devil's advocate on anything I get pissed off about, which is a lot, tried to  tell me I'll regret my anger when he is good. I wouldn't back down. That fat fuck is going to suck and I'll go on thinking it was the worst trade Hendry's ever made and more the reason to fire his dumbass. This team has to make a trade to save a couple million a year? Well, if you dumbfucks were a little smarter with your money, then you wouldn't be in this fucking situation. Fuck Carlos Silva. Fuck Jim Hendry. Fuck Tom Ricketts, too. Him and his little scheme to recreate the Cubs teams of the 90s as managers is surely going to end well. RSM! GMPC! MGHC! TWBC! SD3BC!

Wait, apart from ACB you also post on Cardinals fan blogs? You fucking traitorous jello mold.

[BH]

We're gonna look like idiots if this fat fuck has a good year.

I'm confident we won't though. FML.

The day of the trade my Cardinals fan buddy (not IAN) who likes to play devil's advocate on anything I get pissed off about, which is a lot, tried to  tell me I'll regret my anger when he is good. I wouldn't back down. That fat fuck is going to suck and I'll go on thinking it was the worst trade Hendry's ever made and more the reason to fire his dumbass. This team has to make a trade to save a couple million a year? Well, if you dumbfucks were a little smarter with your money, then you wouldn't be in this fucking situation. Fuck Carlos Silva. Fuck Jim Hendry. Fuck Tom Ricketts, too. Him and his little scheme to recreate the Cubs teams of the 90s as managers is surely going to end well. RSM! GMPC! MGHC! TWBC! SD3BC!

Wait, apart from ACB you also post on Cardinals fan blogs? You fucking traitorous jello mold.

He does his real damage on the Food Network blog.

[Yeti]

We're gonna look like idiots if this fat fuck has a good year.

I'm confident we won't though. FML.

The day of the trade my Cardinals fan buddy (not IAN) who likes to play devil's advocate on anything I get pissed off about, which is a lot, tried to  tell me I'll regret my anger when he is good. I wouldn't back down. That fat fuck is going to suck and I'll go on thinking it was the worst trade Hendry's ever made and more the reason to fire his dumbass. This team has to make a trade to save a couple million a year? Well, if you dumbfucks were a little smarter with your money, then you wouldn't be in this fucking situation. Fuck Carlos Silva. Fuck Jim Hendry. Fuck Tom Ricketts, too. Him and his little scheme to recreate the Cubs teams of the 90s as managers is surely going to end well. RSM! GMPC! MGHC! TWBC! SD3BC!

Wait, apart from ACB you also post on Cardinals fan blogs? You fucking traitorous jello mold.

I can get behind the notion that I don't have any friends outside of the interwebs.

Him and his little scheme to recreate the Cubs teams of the 90s as managers is surely going to end well. RSM! GMPC! MGHC! TWBC! SD3BC!

I don't understand any of this.

Ryne Sandberg - Manager (which I will concede he didn't have anything to do with him getting into the organization 4-5 yrs ago), Greg Maddux - Pitching Coach, Mark Grace - Hitting Coach, Turk Wendell - Bullpen Coach, Shawon Dunston - 3rd Base Coach.

I'm just looking forward to the prospects of a bleacher bum being the owner. It's gonna be great. It'll illicit all those nice feelings of what it's like to be Cubby! fan

[Eli]

Illicit feelings.

[Yeti]

Illicit feelings.

Fuck me in my MikeC ass. I'm retiring.