Spring Has Sprung 2010

[Chuck to Chuck]

Here's where we complain about Ted Lilly's bum flipper and Starlin Castro's devolution into Korey.

[Slaky]

Here's where we complain about Ted Lilly's bum flipper and Starlin Castro's devolution into Korey.

I hate Ted Lilly's injury and Starlin's devolution into Korey.

[Brownie]

Here's where we complain about Ted Lilly's bum flipper and Starlin Castro's devolution into Korey.

FY, C. I'm here to bring some sunshine into your lives. Carlos Zambrano and Geo Soto are lean mean battery machines! If the Cubs get a little more production out of Zambrano, Ramirez, Soriano, Soto and the spots once occupied by the games maker and the guy with the weird glasses, I positive what should result.

Also, I listened to about 2 minutes of Phil Rogers on the Score this morning. As a Catholic, I feel like I have incurred enough suffering for Lent. Lent's over. Fat Wednesday!

[Chuck to Chuck]

As a Catholic, I feel like I have incurred enough suffering for Lent. Lent's over. Fat Wednesday!

Oh, shit.  Lent has started?  That means Passover is on the way.  Anyone have a lead on the best blood for matzoh making this year?

[Jon]

As a Catholic, I feel like I have incurred enough suffering for Lent. Lent's over. Fat Wednesday!

Oh, shit.  Lent has started?  That means Passover is on the way.  Anyone have a lead on the best blood for matzoh making this year?

I know a few Christians with innocent babies. Want I should hook you up?

[Waco Kid]

I'm going to be watching this team's CHEMISTRY very closely.

[Pre]

Starlin Castro's devolution into KoreyKen Griffey Jr.

Wittenmyer'd

[Brownie]

I'm going to be watching this team's CHEMISTRY very closely.

Which team's CHEMISTRY? I know a team that believes in CHEMISTRY:

[Oleg]

Here's where we complain about Ted Lilly's bum flipper and Starlin Castro's devolution into Korey.

FY, C. I'm here to bring some sunshine into your lives. Carlos Zambrano and Geo Soto are lean mean battery machines! If the Cubs get a little more production out of Zambrano, Ramirez, Soriano, Soto and the spots once occupied by the games maker and the guy with the weird glasses, I positive what should result.

Also, I listened to about 2 minutes of Phil Rogers on the Score this morning. As a Catholic, I feel like I have incurred enough suffering for Lent. Lent's over. Fat Wednesday!

Fuck.  Yeah!  This still pretty much the same team that won 97 games two years ago.

[Jon]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

[morpheus]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

[Quality Start Machine]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

How can Silva underperform when everyone expects him to be shitty anyway?

[Jon]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

If Yeti supports Silva (as some sort of fat solidarity thing, I would guess), I will up his ghey pill dosage until he chokes to death on dong.

[Richard Chuggar]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

If Yeti supports Silva (as some sort of fat solidarity thing, I would guess), I will up his ghey pill dosage until he chokes to death on dong.

Marlon Byrd.  I think he's a little chubby, and he's going to be worse than Bradley was.  Although I'm sure his WVIPSC will be through the roof and Yeti will claim he's the key to the lineup while throwing us all under the bus at some other shitty Cubs website.

[Yeti]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?