Spring Has Sprung 2010

[SKO]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

[morpheus]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

That says it all.

[Jon]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.

[SKO]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.

Someone watch Paul Sullivan's twitter feed. That way we can anticipate further treachery.

[Gilgamesh]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

If Yeti supports Silva (as some sort of fat solidarity thing, I would guess), I will up his ghey pill dosage until he chokes to death on dong.

Marlon Byrd.  I think he's a little chubby, and he's going to be worse than Bradley was.  Although I'm sure his WVIPSC will be through the roof and Yeti will claim he's the key to the lineup while throwing us all under the bus at some other shitty Cubs website.

This made my spit my red Gatorade on my newly laundered shirt this morning.  Thanks, funnyman.

[Kermit IV]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

This was well-crafted, and it made me laugh.  Just thought you should know that.

[MAD]

Wake me up on April 5th, and I'll let you know if I still fucking hate this team and curse the day that I was born into rooting for them.

[CT III]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.

Wait, if Yeti's the spy, why do the rest of us have to be tortured?

[Jon]

All I want to know is if the Cubs have a totally misanthropic, underperforming asshole that Yeti can defend long after everyone else has given up on him this year.

My money's on Carlos Silva for this important role.

That is a great assumption.. I mean, why wouldn't the guy who created the "Fuck You Carlos Silva Thread" be the one to irrationally get behind that fat fuck?

How are we supposed to make sense of your tangled mess of lies and deception, you treacherous blob?!

We'll just have to monitor ACB closely.

Wait, if Yeti's the spy, why do the rest of us have to be tortured?

We're already planning on watching the 2010 Cubs. Might as well go all in on the misery.

[Chuck to Chuck]

We're already planning on watching the 2010 Cubs. Might as well go all in on the misery.

Not me.  I'm making maztoh.

[Powdered Toast Man]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

[Internet Apex]

I'm going to be watching this team's CHEMISTRY very closely.

Which team's CHEMISTRY? I know a team that believes in CHEMISTRY:

CKE.

[Armchair_QB]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

[Internet Apex]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

[Jon]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Seppaku?