Spring Has Sprung 2010

[Kermit IV]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

[Powdered Toast Man]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Any options that won't make my eyes bleed?

[Chuck to Chuck]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Any options that won't make my eyes bleed?

Very dark glasses.

[morpheus]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Mike Fontenot thinks all of those are great ideas.

[BH]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Mike Fontenot thinks all of those are great ideas.

You guys are retards if you don't think Rudy Jaramillo is going to turn Fontenot's hitting around.

[Oleg]

Luis Rivas?  He's still around?  Jebus.

[Yeti]

sure

[Armchair_QB]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Any options that won't make my eyes bleed?

No

[Slaky]

Congrats Chuck - you've already got me to give up on baseball this year.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Congrats Chuck - you've already got me to give up on baseball this year.

You're welcome.  I've just found you a few hundred hours to do with what you please.

[PenFoe]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Any options that won't make my eyes bleed?

I'll say it...I don't know why they don't sign Felipe Lopez to a 1-year deal.
He's better than any of the internal options at this point and considering he's unsigned on 2/17, he can't be that expensive.

[Pre]

I'll say it...I don't know why they don't sign Felipe Lopez to a 1-year deal.
He's better than any of the internal options at this point and considering he's unsigned on 2/17, he can't be that expensive.

Hendry loves bad second basemen.

[Kermit IV]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Any options that won't make my eyes bleed?

I'll say it...I don't know why they don't sign Felipe Lopez to a 1-year deal.
He's better than any of the internal options at this point and considering he's unsigned on 2/17, he can't be that expensive.

Jarrod Washburn is probably better than all of their fifth starter options, too, and with each passing day, his price tag drops more and more.

[Powdered Toast Man]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Any options that won't make my eyes bleed?

I'll say it...I don't know why they don't sign Felipe Lopez to a 1-year deal.
He's better than any of the internal options at this point and considering he's unsigned on 2/17, he can't be that expensive.

I saw that he was still unsigned, too.  My main point by asking the question was that I would really prefer Theriot to play 2B.  It's just that those darn quality SS's don't grow on trees.

[Internet Apex]

So, serious question.  Let's say Starlin Castro really isn't ready, which I'm assuming to be true.  Are the Cubs really going to play Theriot and Baker up the middle?

Yes.

What other options do they have? /Rhetorical question.

Andres Blanco, Mike Fontenot, Luis Rivas, BOBBY SCALES...

Any options that won't make my eyes bleed?

I'll say it...I don't know why they don't sign Felipe Lopez to a 1-year deal.
He's better than any of the internal options at this point and considering he's unsigned on 2/17, he can't be that expensive.

I saw that he was still unsigned, too.  My main point by asking the question was that I would really prefer Theriot to play 2B.  It's just that those darn quality SS's don't grow on trees.

The Riot/Baker option really doesn't make my eyes bleed. It's not the balls but I'm sort of halfway convinced that neither guy is a complete and total turd. So basically, I offer and conclude nothing. Go Starlin. Claim your birthright and save our city. Parts of it anyway.