Spring Has Sprung 2010

[Saul Goodman]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

[Yeti]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

[Richard Chuggar]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

You're a big, fucking loser.

[Slaky]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

I'm quite amused with the whole thing going on right now. It's the best thing to happen to this site in months. Keep it up.

[powen01]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

I'm quite amused with the whole thing going on right now. It's the best thing to happen to this site in months. Keep it up.

I always do.  Should I see a doctor?

[CT III]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

I'm quite amused with the whole thing going on right now. It's the best thing to happen to this site in months. Keep it up.

I always do.  Should I see a doctor?

You're raiding Fork's joke jar?

[powen01]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

I'm quite amused with the whole thing going on right now. It's the best thing to happen to this site in months. Keep it up.

I always do.  Should I see a doctor?

You're raiding Fork's joke jar?

Well, I got my hand stuck in something.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

I'm quite amused with the whole thing going on right now. It's the best thing to happen to this site in months. Keep it up.

DANCE FOR ME, MONKEYS.

[Yeti]

It appears that RF is all Colvin's next year. Justin Upton's next year

Impending Fontenot trade'd.My destiny in life is to be battered with MikeC's scrote until I finally admit I'm a faggot

truth'd

It was just a joke, Yeti.  Take a deep breath.

Shouldn't you be saying that to yourself? Or did you just assume I got all pissed off about that?

That's a pretty good Kurt Evans impression.  Let's see you try BC.

Well it appears this new Yeti personality is my sleeper team for the highest probability of underachieving. I don't know what the f*** his problem is. He just needs to graze some ass.

I'm quite amused with the whole thing going on right now. It's the best thing to happen to this site in months. Keep it up.

DANCE FOR ME, MONKEYS.

DANCY DAN

[R-V]

Very interesting idea. I like it. What say YOU, Desipiots?

One example of floating realignment, according to one insider, would work this way: Cleveland, which is rebuilding with a reduced payroll, could opt to leave the AL Central to play in the AL East. The Indians would benefit from an unbalanced schedule that would give them a total of 18 lucrative home dates against the Yankees and Red Sox instead of their current eight. A small or mid-market contender, such as Tampa Bay or Baltimore, could move to the AL Central to get a better crack at postseason play instead of continually fighting against the mega-payrolls of New York and Boston.

Divisions still would loosely follow geographic lines; no team would join a division more than two time zones outside its own, largely to protect local television rights (i.e., start times of games) and travel costs.

Floating realignment also could mean changing the number of teams in a division, teams changing leagues and interleague games throughout the season, according to several sources familiar with the committee's discussions. It is important to remember that the committee's talks are very preliminary and non-binding.

[BH]

Very interesting idea. I like it. What say YOU, Desipiots?

One example of floating realignment, according to one insider, would work this way: Cleveland, which is rebuilding with a reduced payroll, could opt to leave the AL Central to play in the AL East. The Indians would benefit from an unbalanced schedule that would give them a total of 18 lucrative home dates against the Yankees and Red Sox instead of their current eight. A small or mid-market contender, such as Tampa Bay or Baltimore, could move to the AL Central to get a better crack at postseason play instead of continually fighting against the mega-payrolls of New York and Boston.

Divisions still would loosely follow geographic lines; no team would join a division more than two time zones outside its own, largely to protect local television rights (i.e., start times of games) and travel costs.

Floating realignment also could mean changing the number of teams in a division, teams changing leagues and interleague games throughout the season, according to several sources familiar with the committee's discussions. It is important to remember that the committee's talks are very preliminary and non-binding.

It's stupid. That's what I think. Let's take decent teams, put them in the AL Central and take really shitty teams and move them the AL East? That makes a lot of sense. Wouldn't that make the big market teams more likely to dominate?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Very interesting idea. I like it. What say YOU, Desipiots?

One example of floating realignment, according to one insider, would work this way: Cleveland, which is rebuilding with a reduced payroll, could opt to leave the AL Central to play in the AL East. The Indians would benefit from an unbalanced schedule that would give them a total of 18 lucrative home dates against the Yankees and Red Sox instead of their current eight. A small or mid-market contender, such as Tampa Bay or Baltimore, could move to the AL Central to get a better crack at postseason play instead of continually fighting against the mega-payrolls of New York and Boston.

Divisions still would loosely follow geographic lines; no team would join a division more than two time zones outside its own, largely to protect local television rights (i.e., start times of games) and travel costs.

Floating realignment also could mean changing the number of teams in a division, teams changing leagues and interleague games throughout the season, according to several sources familiar with the committee's discussions. It is important to remember that the committee's talks are very preliminary and non-binding.

It's stupid.  Want to realign?

15 teams per league with 3 divisions per league consisting of five teams each.  Schedule as follows:
18 games vs. each divisional opponent, 9 home and 9 away (72 games)
6 games vs. each non-divisional opponent, 3 home and 3 away (60 games)
6 games vs. each team in a single intraleague division, 3 home and 3 away (30 games).  Division played to rotate on a 3 year schedule (similar to the NFL schedule)

Total games played: 162

Just need to get an NL team back into the AL.  Milwaukee, I'm looking at you.

[Bort]

Just need to get an NL team back into the AL.  Milwaukee, I'm looking at you.

Regardless of the plan, I like that idea.

[R-V]

Very interesting idea. I like it. What say YOU, Desipiots?

One example of floating realignment, according to one insider, would work this way: Cleveland, which is rebuilding with a reduced payroll, could opt to leave the AL Central to play in the AL East. The Indians would benefit from an unbalanced schedule that would give them a total of 18 lucrative home dates against the Yankees and Red Sox instead of their current eight. A small or mid-market contender, such as Tampa Bay or Baltimore, could move to the AL Central to get a better crack at postseason play instead of continually fighting against the mega-payrolls of New York and Boston.

Divisions still would loosely follow geographic lines; no team would join a division more than two time zones outside its own, largely to protect local television rights (i.e., start times of games) and travel costs.

Floating realignment also could mean changing the number of teams in a division, teams changing leagues and interleague games throughout the season, according to several sources familiar with the committee's discussions. It is important to remember that the committee's talks are very preliminary and non-binding.

It's stupid. That's what I think. Let's take decent teams, put them in the AL Central and take really shitty teams and move them the AL East? That makes a lot of sense. Wouldn't that make the big market teams more likely to dominate?

Within their own division in the regular season, yes. But it would give a good team like the Rays the chance to move to the AL Central and actually make the playoffs, instead of a shitty White Sox or Tigers team. In other words, YOU'RE stupid.

[SKO]

Very interesting idea. I like it. What say YOU, Desipiots?

One example of floating realignment, according to one insider, would work this way: Cleveland, which is rebuilding with a reduced payroll, could opt to leave the AL Central to play in the AL East. The Indians would benefit from an unbalanced schedule that would give them a total of 18 lucrative home dates against the Yankees and Red Sox instead of their current eight. A small or mid-market contender, such as Tampa Bay or Baltimore, could move to the AL Central to get a better crack at postseason play instead of continually fighting against the mega-payrolls of New York and Boston.

Divisions still would loosely follow geographic lines; no team would join a division more than two time zones outside its own, largely to protect local television rights (i.e., start times of games) and travel costs.

Floating realignment also could mean changing the number of teams in a division, teams changing leagues and interleague games throughout the season, according to several sources familiar with the committee's discussions. It is important to remember that the committee's talks are very preliminary and non-binding.

It's brilliant. Put the Yankees, Red Sox, Cardinals, and Mets into one division so only one or two of those asshats makes the postseason each year.