Spring Has Sprung 2010

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

For some reason, I had it in my head that he was a better prospect than he actually is.

Because baseball players are prone to the same IAN inflation as un- and semi-attractive women?

You think Maggie G is hot.  So....

¿Que Morph?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

For some reason, I had it in my head that he was a better prospect than he actually is.

Because baseball players are prone to the same IAN inflation as un- and semi-attractive women?

You think Maggie G is hot.  So....

¿Que Morph?

Let's not do that to this thread, too.

[Powdered Toast Man]

For some reason, I had it in my head that he was a better prospect than he actually is.

Because baseball players are prone to the same IAN inflation as un- and semi-attractive women?

You think Maggie G is hot.  So....

¿Que Morph?

Let's not do that to this thread, too.

Agreed.

[CBStew]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

[Yeti]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

That's kind of common

[Pre]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

[Canadouche]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

[SKO]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

I think you just insulted my manlove for Matt Stairs and Eric Karros in one post.  I never imagined I could hate you even more.

[Canadouche]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

I think you just insulted my manlove for Matt Stairs and Eric Karros in one post.  I never imagined I could hate you even more.

Good point -- Millar never had a mullet curl.  The comparison does not hold.

[Yeti]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

I don't understand this. 3 of those 4 had productive offensive seasons.

[Gilgamesh]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

I don't understand this. 3 of those 4 had productive offensive seasons.

You need to install Desipio Plus.  It blocks any Kurt post automatically.

[SKO]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

I don't understand this. 3 of those 4 had productive offensive seasons.

2. I realize that you're a statfaggot and probably don't believe in the concept of hollow stats, but you must not have watched Fred McGriff's tenure as a Chicago Cub.

[Quality Start Machine]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

I don't understand this. 3 of those 4 had productive offensive seasons.

2. I realize that you're a statfaggot and probably don't believe in the concept of hollow stats, but you must not have watched Fred McGriff's tenure as a Chicago Cub.

McStiff eats ass.

[morpheus]

For some reason, I had it in my head that he was a better prospect than he actually is.

Because baseball players are prone to the same IAN inflation as un- and semi-attractive women?

You think Maggie G is hot.  So....

¿Que Morph?

Let's not do that to this thread, too.

Agreed.

Sorry guys, too much cheddar to stack today.  I'm just getting caught up.

[morpheus]

Sullivan in the Tribune:
"Millar homered and doubled Sunday against the Angels, driving in three runs. He's 5-for-13 in the first 12 games, looking like a good bet to win a roster spot."

Right.  Make decisions based upon long balls hit in Arizona off minor league ptichers.

He's also looked terrible at 1st and has to be one of the slowest players in baseball.

Sounds like a bad fit for the Chicago Cubs?

I don't understand this. 3 of those 4 had productive offensive seasons.

2. I realize that you're a statfaggot and probably don't believe in the concept of hollow stats, but you must not have watched Fred McGriff's tenure as a Chicago Cub.

McStiff eats ass.