Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[BH]

Bump. On the score this morning they reported starlin is being investigated into a sechsual assault the night before going back to the dominican. Went out drinking at a club called crescendo with friends, took back some ladies. One blacked out... she reported it to police 12 hours later...

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Bump. On the score this morning they reported starlin is being investigated into a sechsual assault the night before going back to the dominican. Went out drinking at a club called crescendo with friends, took back some ladies. One blacked out... she reported it to police 12 hours later...

So trade him to the Steelers.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Bump. On the score this morning they reported starlin is being investigated into a sechsual assault the night before going back to the dominican. Went out drinking at a club called crescendo with friends, took back some ladies. One blacked out... she reported it to police 12 hours later...

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

[Gilgamesh]

Bump. On the score this morning they reported starlin is being investigated into a sechsual assault the night before going back to the dominican. Went out drinking at a club called crescendo with friends, took back some ladies. One blacked out... she reported it to police 12 hours later...

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

I wonder if Starlin's parents pay the rent on his apartment too.

[Eli]

Son of a bitch.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

"C'mon man"?

Because no one's ever gone somewhere and only then "blacked out" before, right? Or managed to go anywhere or do anything while "blacked out"?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also... link:

http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2012/01/06/sources-cubs-starlin-castro-accused-of-sexual-assault/

[Powdered Toast Man]

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

"C'mon man"?

Because no one's ever gone somewhere and only then "blacked out" before, right? Or managed to go anywhere or do anything while "blacked out"?

I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women.  It just seems fishy.  But hey, I don't know anything about Starlin's personal life to really take up for the guy.  I just wish this wasn't a thing right now.

[R-V]

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

"C'mon man"?

Because no one's ever gone somewhere and only then "blacked out" before, right? Or managed to go anywhere or do anything while "blacked out"?

I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women.  It just seems fishy.  But hey, I don't know anything about Starlin's personal life to really take up for the guy.  I just wish this wasn't a thing right now.

Just stop.

[BH]

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

"C'mon man"?

Because no one's ever gone somewhere and only then "blacked out" before, right? Or managed to go anywhere or do anything while "blacked out"?

I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women.  It just seems fishy.  But hey, I don't know anything about Starlin's personal life to really take up for the guy.  I just wish this wasn't a thing right now.

Just stop.

RV, he's just saying, that starlin is sechsy as hell.. who wouldn't want to spend a night of pleasure with him?
Then she let her friends talk her into going after the money. Totally her fault. Just saying.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

"C'mon man"?

Because no one's ever gone somewhere and only then "blacked out" before, right? Or managed to go anywhere or do anything while "blacked out"?

I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women.  It just seems fishy.  But hey, I don't know anything about Starlin's personal life to really take up for the guy.  I just wish this wasn't a thing right now.

Just stop.

Hey, man... If the first words you think of when hearing about a woman getting sexually assaulted by someone you've heard of before aren't "how convenient", that's you're problem.

[Eli]

I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women. 

Or, conversely, professional athletes have a habit of sexually assaulting women.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women. 

Or, conversely, professional athletes have a habit of sexually assaulting women.

Women of the vulnerably drunk variety.

[Gilgamesh]

Also just read that he went home to the Dominican that morning and hasn't returned.  I'm not saying he didn't assault the chick, but I'm also saying that she went to his apartment and all of a sudden "blacked out"?  C'mon man.

"C'mon man"?

Because no one's ever gone somewhere and only then "blacked out" before, right? Or managed to go anywhere or do anything while "blacked out"?

I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women.  It just seems fishy.  But hey, I don't know anything about Starlin's personal life to really take up for the guy.  I just wish this wasn't a thing right now.

Just stop.

Hey, man... If the first words you think of when hearing about a woman getting sexually assaulted by someone you've heard of before aren't "how convenient", that's you're problem.

It's too bad the report doesn't give an indication of what she was wearing on the night in question, because then we'd know whether she was asking for it or really asking for it.

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I'm just saying, women either have a habit of conveniently blacking out when involved with professional athletes or professional athletes have black out problems with women. 

Or, conversely, professional athletes have a habit of sexually assaulting women.

Intrepid reader: Luis Polonia

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