Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[CBStew]

I find Starlin Castro's brother, Dennis, to be far more intriguing.

...or his cousin, Bupkis Castro.

[Internet Apex]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

"Trough"

[Gilgamesh]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

"Trough"

I knew what Pex was referring to the whole time, but that didn't stop me from googling "troth" anyway.

Fascinating.

The Ring of Troth, now called simply The Troth, is an American-based international Germanic neopagan (Ásatrú or heathen) organization. The Troth was founded on December 20 (Mothers' Night), 1987 by former Asatru Free Assembly members Edred Thorsson and James Chisholm.  However, neither is any longer involved with the organization. The current Steerswoman is Patricia Lafayllve, who took office at Trothmoot 2008.

The Troth is recognized as a non-profit corporation in the state of Texas and recognized by the state of New York as a 501(c)(3) non-profit religious organization. It hosts a yearly June meeting called Trothmoot. Trothmoot 2009 was held in Prince William Forest Park, Virginia.

Do go on, Wikipedia.

The Troth defines itself as a church of "Northern European Heathenry or Asatru," international in scope, with training clergy, promoting cooperation and community, and providing information and educational publications as objectives.[4] The Mission Statement refers to the ancient virtues of "Boldness, Truth, Honor, Troth, Self-Rule, Hospitality, Industry, Self-Reliance, Steadfastness, Equality, Strength, Wisdom, Generosity, and Family Responsibility."

I see alot in there that everyone, Republicans included, can get behind.

The Troth is prominent in the non-racialist, inclusionary branch of neo-heathenry. The organization's statement of purpose and bylaws refer to "non-discriminatory groups and individuals" and specify that "Discrimination on the basis of race, gender, ethnic origin, or sexual orientation shall not be practiced by the Troth or any affiliated group."

Nevermind.

[D. Doluntap]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

I think it moved.

[R-V]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

Afuckingmen. Yeti can go sit on a tack.

[MAD]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

If anything, I think it makes you more of a queer to be so repulsed by whizzing in a trough.  One may call you an unwashed ogre for preferring to use the troughs, but "faggot" is not the pejorative that springs to my mind.

I like the troughs.  They seem a more efficient use of space and time than dainty, little individualized faggoty urinals.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

If anything, I think it makes you more of a queer to be so repulsed by whizzing in a trough.  One may call you an unwashed ogre for preferring to use the troughs, but "faggot" is not the pejorative that springs to my mind.

I's guwaa he just wanted to disabuse everyone of the thought that he might prefer the trough for the proximity to OPP it affords him.

[Yeti]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

Afuckingmen. Yeti can go sit on a tack.

*accepts his wrongness like a champ*

[Internet Apex]

Trough.

[Internet Apex]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

If anything, I think it makes you more of a queer to be so repulsed by whizzing in a trough.  One may call you an unwashed ogre for preferring to use the troughs, but "faggot" is not the pejorative that springs to my mind.

I like the troughs.  They seem a more efficient use of space and time than dainty, little individualized faggoty urinals.

Well, I do enjoy a cheeky gander at the next man's beast.

[Quality Start Machine]

Call me a faggot, but I rather prefer the troth. Less waiting in line, more vein draining. I have no statistics or measurements to back this up but I can downright swear that the troth offers more standing space. I've never been pee'd on at the troth. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. I come to the game to watch sports not to stand in line for a filthy urinal. Fuck sake.

If anything, I think it makes you more of a queer to be so repulsed by whizzing in a trough.  One may call you an unwashed ogre for preferring to use the troughs, but "faggot" is not the pejorative that springs to my mind.

I like the troughs.  They seem a more efficient use of space and time than dainty, little individualized faggoty urinals.

Well, I do on occasion enjoy a cheeky gander at the next man's beast.

Peek at mine and I'm pissing on your leg.

[SKO]

Yeah, if you're insecure enough that you're afraid that a random stranger out of a crowd of 40,000+ drunk morans is going to take a gander at your warhammer and get some secret Chad urge that he has to repress by calling some other dude a faggot, you should probably just stop going to public restrooms, period. Frankly I like that I can go to a venue that large and still take less than 5 minutes to get from seat to pisser and back. Saves me the time I need to hurl as many racial epithets as possible at Milton Bradley.

[CT III]

Yeah, if you're insecure enough that you're afraid that a random stranger out of a crowd of 40,000+ drunk morans is going to take a gander at your warhammer and get some secret Chad urge that he has to repress by calling some other dude a faggot, you should probably just stop going to public restrooms, period. Frankly I like that I can go to a venue that large and still take less than 5 minutes to get from seat to pisser and back. Saves me the time I need to hurl as many racial epithets as possible at Milton Bradley.

So you finally learn how to hail a cab and you're a Big Man, is that it?

[SKO]

Yeah, if you're insecure enough that you're afraid that a random stranger out of a crowd of 40,000+ drunk morans is going to take a gander at your warhammer and get some secret Chad urge that he has to repress by calling some other dude a faggot, you should probably just stop going to public restrooms, period. Frankly I like that I can go to a venue that large and still take less than 5 minutes to get from seat to pisser and back. Saves me the time I need to hurl as many racial epithets as possible at Milton Bradley.

So you finally learn how to hail a cab and you're a Big Man, is that it?

Okay, fine. I didn't hail the fucking cab. The guy I was travelling with called the cab. The secret's out. I'm not as cool as you all thought I was. Are you happy now, CT? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?