Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[MAD]

Don't forget that after that Cedeno fuckup, he told reporters that they "must have changed the rules".  He still didn't know what he did wrong.

That's Hall-of-Fame shitheadedness right there.  No one compares.

[Simmer]

Ron Cedeno was no Freddie Bynum.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Ron Cedeno was no Freddie Bynum.

TEC will fight you to the death over this.

[BBM]

Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

[Slaky]

Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

[Bort]

Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

[morpheus]

Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.

[MAD]

Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.

It was a team effort, but I want everyone to know that *I* was the one who coined "piano keys".  ME!

[BH]

Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.

It was a team effort, but I want everyone to know that *I* was the one who coined "piano keys".  ME!

GARBANZO BEANS!

[Bort]

Ron Cedeno Freddie Bynum was no Freddie Bynum. Jose Macias

Thing was, as bad as Jose Macias was, he actually had a major league career before he came to the Cubs. It's kind of special knowing that Cedeno and even Bynum got their first taste of undeserved major league service as Cubs.

Although there was a moment in time where I thought RonCe might actually have been turning into a decent hitter. I can't say the same for Bynum.

Holy hell, Bynum was so bad. The only thing worse than his playing was Dusty's attempt to give him the nickname "Boom-Boom."

Especially when "Piano Keys" made so much more sense.

It was a team effort, but I want everyone to know that *I* was the one who coined "piano keys".  ME!

GARBANZO BEANS!

I was partial to Freddie "Theory of Relativity of" Bynum "& Bailey's Garbanzo Circus"

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

Remember when Bynum dropped two fly balls in one game back in '06?

Good times, good times.

[Eli]

Andy's joke about using Bynum's teeth to rake the infield is still my favorite.

[Yeti]

Kinda what we've been hearing

12. Andrew Cashner, RHP, Chicago Cubs
13. Starlin Castro, SS, Chicago Cubs
23. Josh Vitters, 3B, Chicago Cubs
42. Hak-Ju Lee, SS, Chicago Cubs
49. Jay Jackson, RHP, Chicago Cubs

I very much enjoy that the Cardinals only have 1 guy in this list

[Quality Start Machine]

Kinda what we've been hearing

12. Andrew Cashner, RHP, Chicago Cubs
13. Starlin Castro, SS, Chicago Cubs
23. Josh Vitters, 3B, Chicago Cubs
42. Hak-Ju Lee, SS, Chicago Cubs
49. Jay Jackson, RHP, Chicago Cubs

I very much enjoy that the Cardinals only have 1 guy in this list

I very much enjoy that the Pirates have a bunch of future Cubs on this list.

[D. Doluntap]

What the hell happened to Gail Fischer?