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Yeti

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Felix wasn't younger than you, SKO? People born in the 90s have always freaked me out. it just seems weird. And I can say this since I was 4 yrs 3 mos old when the 90s began

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Quote from: Yeti on May 10, 2010, 12:22:58 PM
Felix wasn't younger than you, SKO? People born in the 90s have always freaked me out. it just seems weird. And I can say this since I was 4 yrs 3 mos old when the 90s began

Pie was born three years before I was. I'm September of 88.
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Quality Start Machine

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Don Schultze is 1 day older than yours truly.

Shawon Dunston was the first one younger.
TIME TO POST!

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Quote from: Bort on May 10, 2010, 12:12:58 PM
Quote from: SKO on May 10, 2010, 12:07:26 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
Starlin is the first Cub player born in 1990 or later to make the MLB.  I feel old.

He might be the first Cub player in my lifetime who is younger than me.

Mine was Kerry Wood.

Carlos Zambrano.
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Shut. up.

All of you.
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Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Translation: Stan Hack
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Quote from: Fork on May 10, 2010, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Translation: Stan Hack

Please. He doesn't look a day over Phil Cavarretta.
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Quote from: Bort on May 10, 2010, 01:24:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on May 10, 2010, 12:54:03 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Translation: Stan Hack

Please. He doesn't look a day over Phil Cavarretta.

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Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Castro could legally date your daughter, couldn't he?

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Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:26:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Castro could legally date your daughter, couldn't he?

Not in Arizona.

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Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
Starlin is the first Cub player born in 1990 or later to make the MLB.  I feel old.

Isn't he the first player born in the '90s to make the majors, on any team?

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Quote from: Eli on May 10, 2010, 01:36:49 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 12:01:36 PM
Starlin is the first Cub player born in 1990 or later to make the MLB.  I feel old.

Isn't he the first player born in the '90s to make the majors, on any team?

Yes.
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Quote from: CT III on May 10, 2010, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:26:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Castro could legally date your daughter, couldn't he?

Not in Arizona.

He's Dominican, idito.
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Bort

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Quote from: PenPho on May 10, 2010, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 10, 2010, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:26:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Castro could legally date your daughter, couldn't he?

Not in Arizona.

He's Dominican, idito.

Still looks Mexican enough to give probable cause.
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Quote from: Bort on May 10, 2010, 01:46:35 PM
Quote from: PenPho on May 10, 2010, 01:41:46 PM
Quote from: CT III on May 10, 2010, 01:28:23 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on May 10, 2010, 01:26:55 PM
Quote from: flannj on May 10, 2010, 12:52:39 PM
Shut. up.

All of you.

Castro could legally date your daughter, couldn't he?

Not in Arizona.

He's Dominican, idito.

Still looks Mexican enough to give probable cause.

If he's Dominican, he's probably older than all of us put together.
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