Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[R-V]

This thread needs pretty much a daily bump. 16 multi-hit games in the last month, and he's 7th in value among MLB shortstops despite being 24th in plate appearances. Monster splooge.

It's a lot like finding a gold nugget in your monster shelf-turd. But then you have to ask, "Why am I digging through my shit in the first place?"

Speaking of gold nuggets found in unexpected places, here's another gold prospect nugget:

Chris Archer at Tennessee this year:
46 IP
0.58 ERA
.169 AVG against

Overall, he has a 1.97 ERA this year at two levels.  ALSO, when I went to his MiLB page to find his stats, I saw his picture for the first time and it turns out that he's black.  This was news to me.

And Darwin Barney's white. These young Cubs are a confusing bunch.

[Yeti]

This thread needs pretty much a daily bump. 16 multi-hit games in the last month, and he's 7th in value among MLB shortstops despite being 24th in plate appearances. Monster splooge.

It's a lot like finding a gold nugget in your monster shelf-turd. But then you have to ask, "Why am I digging through my shit in the first place?"

Speaking of gold nuggets found in unexpected places, here's another gold prospect nugget:

Chris Archer at Tennessee this year:
46 IP
0.58 ERA
.169 AVG against

Overall, he has a 1.97 ERA this year at two levels.  ALSO, when I went to his MiLB page to find his stats, I saw his picture for the first time and it turns out that he's black.  This was news to me.

And Darwin Barney's white. These young Cubs are a confusing bunch.

Don't these fucking parents know that there are designated white and black names in this country? Next thing you know, RV's gonna name his kid: DeJackson (or LaFonda, if my next girlfriend)

[Internet Apex]

Darwin Barney looks bi-racial to me.

[PenPho]

This thread needs pretty much a daily bump. 16 multi-hit games in the last month, and he's 7th in value among MLB shortstops despite being 24th in plate appearances. Monster splooge.

It's a lot like finding a gold nugget in your monster shelf-turd. But then you have to ask, "Why am I digging through my shit in the first place?"

Speaking of gold nuggets found in unexpected places, here's another gold prospect nugget:

Chris Archer at Tennessee this year:
46 IP
0.58 ERA
.169 AVG against

Overall, he has a 1.97 ERA this year at two levels.  ALSO, when I went to his MiLB page to find his stats, I saw his picture for the first time and it turns out that he's black.  This was news to me.

And Darwin Barney's white. These young Cubs are a confusing bunch.

Don't these fucking parents know that there are designated white and black names in this country? Next thing you know, RV's gonna name his kid: DeJackson (or LaFonda, if my next girlfriend)

Seriously THIS.

I learned on the Dan Patrick show this AM that Ryan Grant's middle name is Brett.

Former President's Last Name = Black
Ryan Brett = White

Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

[Slaky]

This thread needs pretty much a daily bump. 16 multi-hit games in the last month, and he's 7th in value among MLB shortstops despite being 24th in plate appearances. Monster splooge.

It's a lot like finding a gold nugget in your monster shelf-turd. But then you have to ask, "Why am I digging through my shit in the first place?"

Speaking of gold nuggets found in unexpected places, here's another gold prospect nugget:

Chris Archer at Tennessee this year:
46 IP
0.58 ERA
.169 AVG against

Overall, he has a 1.97 ERA this year at two levels.  ALSO, when I went to his MiLB page to find his stats, I saw his picture for the first time and it turns out that he's black.  This was news to me.

And Darwin Barney's white. These young Cubs are a confusing bunch.

Don't these fucking parents know that there are designated white and black names in this country? Next thing you know, RV's gonna name his kid: DeJackson (or LaFonda, if my next girlfriend)

Seriously THIS.

I learned on the Dan Patrick show this AM that Ryan Grant's middle name is Brett.

Former President's Last Name = Black
Ryan Brett = White

Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

If had had bigger balls, or any at all, I'd love to name my next kid Juan or Ramon or something hispanic.

[Internet Apex]

This thread needs pretty much a daily bump. 16 multi-hit games in the last month, and he's 7th in value among MLB shortstops despite being 24th in plate appearances. Monster splooge.

It's a lot like finding a gold nugget in your monster shelf-turd. But then you have to ask, "Why am I digging through my shit in the first place?"

Speaking of gold nuggets found in unexpected places, here's another gold prospect nugget:

Chris Archer at Tennessee this year:
46 IP
0.58 ERA
.169 AVG against

Overall, he has a 1.97 ERA this year at two levels.  ALSO, when I went to his MiLB page to find his stats, I saw his picture for the first time and it turns out that he's black.  This was news to me.

And Darwin Barney's white. These young Cubs are a confusing bunch.

Don't these fucking parents know that there are designated white and black names in this country? Next thing you know, RV's gonna name his kid: DeJackson (or LaFonda, if my next girlfriend)

Seriously THIS.

I learned on the Dan Patrick show this AM that Ryan Grant's middle name is Brett.

Former President's Last Name = Black
Ryan Brett = White

Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

If had had bigger balls, or any at all, I'd love to name my next kid Juan or Ramon or something hispanic.

Redondo FTW

[Quality Start Machine]

This thread needs pretty much a daily bump. 16 multi-hit games in the last month, and he's 7th in value among MLB shortstops despite being 24th in plate appearances. Monster splooge.

It's a lot like finding a gold nugget in your monster shelf-turd. But then you have to ask, "Why am I digging through my shit in the first place?"

Speaking of gold nuggets found in unexpected places, here's another gold prospect nugget:

Chris Archer at Tennessee this year:
46 IP
0.58 ERA
.169 AVG against

Overall, he has a 1.97 ERA this year at two levels.  ALSO, when I went to his MiLB page to find his stats, I saw his picture for the first time and it turns out that he's black.  This was news to me.

And Darwin Barney's white. These young Cubs are a confusing bunch.

Don't these fucking parents know that there are designated white and black names in this country? Next thing you know, RV's gonna name his kid: DeJackson (or LaFonda, if my next girlfriend)

Seriously THIS.

I learned on the Dan Patrick show this AM that Ryan Grant's middle name is Brett.

Former President's Last Name = Black
Ryan Brett = White

Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

If had had bigger balls, or any at all, I'd love to name my next kid Juan or Ramon or something hispanic.

Jesus Jr.

[Slaky]

This thread needs pretty much a daily bump. 16 multi-hit games in the last month, and he's 7th in value among MLB shortstops despite being 24th in plate appearances. Monster splooge.

It's a lot like finding a gold nugget in your monster shelf-turd. But then you have to ask, "Why am I digging through my shit in the first place?"

Speaking of gold nuggets found in unexpected places, here's another gold prospect nugget:

Chris Archer at Tennessee this year:
46 IP
0.58 ERA
.169 AVG against

Overall, he has a 1.97 ERA this year at two levels.  ALSO, when I went to his MiLB page to find his stats, I saw his picture for the first time and it turns out that he's black.  This was news to me.

And Darwin Barney's white. These young Cubs are a confusing bunch.

Don't these fucking parents know that there are designated white and black names in this country? Next thing you know, RV's gonna name his kid: DeJackson (or LaFonda, if my next girlfriend)

Seriously THIS.

I learned on the Dan Patrick show this AM that Ryan Grant's middle name is Brett.

Former President's Last Name = Black
Ryan Brett = White

Cats and dogs living together, mass hysteria.

If had had bigger balls, or any at all, I'd love to name my next kid Juan or Ramon or something hispanic.

Jesus Jr.

It'll be that much less hispanic since I pronounce mine with a hard J.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Darwin Barney looks bi-racial to me.

I thought all this was a joke, but I actually just went to check on Darwin's MLB page and sho nuff he's a honkey.  For some reason I thought I'd seen him called up before and swore he was a black.  Maybe that was Bobby Scales?  They all look something something.

[PenPho]

Darwin Barney looks bi-racial to me.

I thought all this was a joke, but I actually just went to check on Darwin's MLB page and sho nuff he's a honkey.  For some reason I thought I'd seen him called up before and swore he was a black.  Maybe that was Bobby Scales?  They all look something something.

Maybe you've never seen a photo of Bobby Scales.

[Saul Goodman]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

[Internet Apex]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

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[Quality Start Machine]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

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He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

[PenPho]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

Maybe you could just borrow Kurt's.

Fag.