Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[Internet Apex]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

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He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

Lot's of meatballs taking pot shots at the hayseeds today. They get all cagey when their governors are on trial. Especailly toward the end.

[CT III]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

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He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

Lot's of meatballs taking pot shots at the hayseeds today. They get all cagey when their governors are on trial. Especailly toward the end.

I don't think that "cagey" means what you think it means.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Jesus Jr.

It'll be that much less hispanic since I pronounce mine with a hard J.

Dennis: This Jew's in for a ton of work.

Mac and Charlie: WHOA!

Dennis: Whoa, what?

Mac: Come on, man! You can't say things like that!

Dennis: I don't know what I said. What'd I say?

Charlie: Uh, you dropped a hard "J" on us.

[Internet Apex]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

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He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

Lot's of meatballs taking pot shots at the hayseeds today. They get all cagey when their governors are on trial. Especailly toward the end.

I don't think that "cagey" means what you think it means.

Weary, cautious, displaying self-interest when dealing with others.

Excuse me, soccer mom. The meatballs and mouthbreathers are having our slapfight now. We'll ask if we want you involved in our semantic struggles.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Excuse me, soccer mom.

Is this your new "thing"?

Using words that make no sense in the context in which you're using them?

[Gilgamesh]

Excuse me, soccer mom.

Is this your new "thing"?

Using words that make no sense in the context in which you're using them?

People need to stop having things.

Yeah, take that in whatever context you want.  Even you, Huey.  We know too much about your "thing."

[Bort]

Excuse me, soccer mom.

Is this your new "thing"?

Using words that make no sense in the context in which you're using them?

People need to stop having things.

Yeah, take that in whatever context you want.  Even you, Huey.  We know too much about your "thing."

Gil's something is the something something something...

[Internet Apex]

Excuse me, soccer mom.

Is this your new "thing"?

Using words that make no sense in the context in which you're using them?

You sound a little asshurt.

[CT III]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

<--------

He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

Lot's of meatballs taking pot shots at the hayseeds today. They get all cagey when their governors are on trial. Especailly toward the end.

I don't think that "cagey" means what you think it means.

Weary, cautious, displaying self-interest when dealing with others.

Excuse me, soccer mom. The meatballs and mouthbreathers are having our slapfight now. We'll ask if we want you involved in our semantic struggles.

You can't "own" a slapfight, man.

[Internet Apex]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

<--------

He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

Lot's of meatballs taking pot shots at the hayseeds today. They get all cagey when their governors are on trial. Especailly toward the end.

I don't think that "cagey" means what you think it means.

Weary, cautious, displaying self-interest when dealing with others.

Excuse me, soccer mom. The meatballs and mouthbreathers are having our slapfight now. We'll ask if we want you involved in our semantic struggles.

You can't "own" a slapfight, man.

But you can get "owned" in a slapfight, sweatervest. I suggest you stand aside.

[Bort]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

<--------

He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

Lot's of meatballs taking pot shots at the hayseeds today. They get all cagey when their governors are on trial. Especailly toward the end.

I don't think that "cagey" means what you think it means.

Weary, cautious, displaying self-interest when dealing with others.

Excuse me, soccer mom. The meatballs and mouthbreathers are having our slapfight now. We'll ask if we want you involved in our semantic struggles.

You can't "own" a slapfight, man.

That's because he's not a penniless sweatervest.

[CT III]

Castro's 13 should be the only jersey the Cubs even bother trying to sell at this point.

Eh, Marmol jerseys are still acceptable. Some rubes will walk around in Colvin shirts too. I've been thinking about getting a Dawson Expos jersey. The light blue one? Would look sweet with a Cubs cap.

<--------

He said "rubes", not "hilljacks".

Lot's of meatballs taking pot shots at the hayseeds today. They get all cagey when their governors are on trial. Especailly toward the end.

I don't think that "cagey" means what you think it means.

Weary, cautious, displaying self-interest when dealing with others.

Excuse me, soccer mom. The meatballs and mouthbreathers are having our slapfight now. We'll ask if we want you involved in our semantic struggles.

You can't "own" a slapfight, man.

But you can get "owned" in a slapfight, sweatervest. I suggest you stand aside.

Nah, I don't think I'll be doing that.

[Tonker]

I'm enjoying the hell out of this.

[Internet Apex]

I'm enjoying the hell out of this.

You think Starlin would be proud of what we've done with his sploogefest?

[R-V]

I'm enjoying the hell out of this.

You think Starlin would be proud of what we've done with his sploogefest?

Starlin is probably wondering who the hooplehead is who brought Blagojevich into his thread.