Starlin Castro Unbridled Manlove with a Side Order of Sploogetasticism Thread

[thehawk]

Lets go ahead and bump this for a spectacular 6-6 fly out to shallow left center.

[CBStew]

I saw Castro make a sensational catch in left field when the Cubs were at ATT Park a couple of weeks ago.  He has great range and concentration on the ball, yet he doesn't seem to concentrate on how many outs there are in an inning.

[Saul Goodman]

Lets go ahead and bump this for a spectacular 6-6 fly out to shallow left center.

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[Andy]

I'm surprised Borb didn't bitch about Starlin catching it with his back to the pitcher.

[Richard Chuggar]

I'm surprised Borb didn't bitch about Starlin catching it with his back to the pitcher.

Shut up Paul, you're a douche.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.

He gonna suck

Heh.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.

He gonna suck

Heh.

Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.

[Yeti]

I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.

He gonna suck

Heh.

Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.

Too bad Jon is busy splooging about the Rockies..

Anyway, I'm pretty sure I was being sarcastic, but given that it was 2 years ago, I can't say that with 100% certainty

[Yeti]

Bump now that Castro has hit 300 at bats.  Among MLB shortstops who have at least 300 plate appearances, he ranks:

- 3rd in batting average
- 4th in weighted on-base average (behind Tulowirzki, Furcal, H. Ramirez)
- 4th in OPS
- Dead, absolute last in age

I love him very, very much.

That gift certificate aint all it's cracked up to be, I bet. The other day they showed a close up, and I could swear I saw a whisker on his face. Could have been an eyelash that fell off. I don't know. I need more information. (googles Phil Rogers on Twitter)

BONAR

Quit putting words in my mouth, LeBron lover.

Ah, the origins of a feud

[Saul Goodman]

Bump now that Castro has hit 300 at bats.  Among MLB shortstops who have at least 300 plate appearances, he ranks:

- 3rd in batting average
- 4th in weighted on-base average (behind Tulowirzki, Furcal, H. Ramirez)
- 4th in OPS
- Dead, absolute last in age

I love him very, very much.

That gift certificate aint all it's cracked up to be, I bet. The other day they showed a close up, and I could swear I saw a whisker on his face. Could have been an eyelash that fell off. I don't know. I need more information. (googles Phil Rogers on Twitter)

BONAR

Quit putting words in my mouth, LeBron lover.

Ah, the origins of a feud

So that's what did it. He still loves LeBron so does this count towards his true fandom?

[Internet Apex]

Bump now that Castro has hit 300 at bats.  Among MLB shortstops who have at least 300 plate appearances, he ranks:

- 3rd in batting average
- 4th in weighted on-base average (behind Tulowirzki, Furcal, H. Ramirez)
- 4th in OPS
- Dead, absolute last in age

I love him very, very much.

That gift certificate aint all it's cracked up to be, I bet. The other day they showed a close up, and I could swear I saw a whisker on his face. Could have been an eyelash that fell off. I don't know. I need more information. (googles Phil Rogers on Twitter)

BONAR

Quit putting words in my mouth, LeBron lover.

Ah, the origins of a feud

So that's what did it. He still loves LeBron so does this count towards his true fandom?

I laughed. But I don't think this is the genesis.

[Bort]

I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.

He gonna suck

Heh.

Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.

You just wait until I get back, Frorod.

[Yeti]

I accidentally hit the first page of this 2.5 year old thread.

Second post.

He gonna suck

Heh.

Yeti, I swear to God if he doesn't suck and you ever cheer for him I will treat you like a common Fro Dog for the rest of your life.

,

You just wait until I get back, Frorod.

I anxiously await your return to not shoutboxing and commenting once every 2-3 days on Desipio

[Quality Start Machine]

Bumped for his vastly improved defense, particularly his decrease in throwing errors.

[Eli]

Bumped for his vastly improved defense, particularly his decrease in throwing errors.

That's been nice.

The terrible plate discipline has been disappointing.