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Re: Justified
« Reply #15 on: March 25, 2010, 07:55:16 AM »
This show is awesome.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2010, 01:54:58 PM »
I'm hard.
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Re: Justified
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2010, 11:06:30 PM »
"Long Hard Times to Come" by T.O.N.E.z - one of hip hop's most underrated masters of ceremony. How underrated is this dude? I did not know who the hell he was until about 10 minutes ago. Holy shit.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM »
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.
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Re: Justified
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2010, 10:54:27 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2010, 09:15:23 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

Cameron was great in this episode, as was the cranky old black dude who he swapped cars with.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2010, 09:46:39 AM »
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 09:15:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

Cameron was great in this episode, as was the cranky old black dude who he swapped cars with.

"You can kiss my taint!"

"Up your sister's ass!"
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Re: Justified
« Reply #22 on: April 10, 2010, 10:54:16 PM »
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 09:15:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

Cameron was great in this episode, as was the cranky old black dude who he swapped cars with.

"You can kiss my taint!"

Sweet episode.  I thought the two hitmen arguing about the Marvin scene from Pulp Fiction was a nice touch.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #23 on: April 12, 2010, 09:07:47 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 08, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 09:15:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

Cameron was great in this episode, as was the cranky old black dude who he swapped cars with.

"You can kiss my taint!"

"Up your sister's ass!"

That line was awesome. The cranky old black dude is from a ton of things I can't seem to remember. I liked Cameron's dumb ladyfriend. She was endearing.

I didn't think Ruck could be so versatile but I was impressed as hell.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #24 on: April 12, 2010, 09:14:40 AM »
Gentlemen! Now...I know you...

Fuck - if you don't love this show you hate TV and should throw yours away.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #25 on: April 19, 2010, 06:46:43 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 12, 2010, 09:07:47 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 08, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 09:15:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

Cameron was great in this episode, as was the cranky old black dude who he swapped cars with.

"You can kiss my taint!"

"Up your sister's ass!"

That line was awesome. The cranky old black dude is from a ton of things I can't seem to remember. I liked Cameron's dumb ladyfriend. She was endearing.

I didn't think Ruck could be so versatile but I was impressed as hell.

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Re: Justified
« Reply #26 on: April 19, 2010, 06:55:53 PM »
Quote from: JakeD on April 19, 2010, 06:46:43 PM
Quote from: Slaky on April 12, 2010, 09:07:47 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 08, 2010, 09:46:39 AM
Quote from: R-V on April 08, 2010, 09:15:23 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 07, 2010, 10:43:15 AM
Steak tits x infinity. Every show you know exactly what you're going to get.

There's a group of criminals of below average intelligence that show up on Raylon's radar for apprehension. Usually, they're just low-level turds operating way above their pay grade. There's a strange kind of innocence about them in their ignorance and desire to simply get paid through shady dealings. Most of them don't really want to hurt anybody. But there's always a wild card, a truly evil son of a bitch in the mix, who shows up at some point or another. The fun is trying to decide which of the crooks is a foolish rake and which is a poisonous snake. In the end, Raylon and his gun sort everything out. Nice and tidy like.

Plotlines are not sophisticated at all. The characters are absolutely hilarious though. I mean, pulling that asshole's teeth right out of his mouth in the car? Fucking A. That was Cameron from Ferris Bueller.

Cameron was great in this episode, as was the cranky old black dude who he swapped cars with.

"You can kiss my taint!"

"Up your sister's ass!"

That line was awesome. The cranky old black dude is from a ton of things I can't seem to remember. I liked Cameron's dumb ladyfriend. She was endearing.

I didn't think Ruck could be so versatile but I was impressed as hell.

Clarence Williams III from The Mod Squad (the 70s TV show) also was Prince's father in Purple Rain.

Holy fuck that was the guy from Half Baked.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xo3f93gQXs


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Re: Justified
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2010, 09:03:12 AM »
Best show on TV. This show owns my pimply white ass.
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Re: Justified
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2010, 01:27:59 PM »
"Of couse I got a bat.  You think I'm some kinda fag?"
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Re: Justified
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2010, 02:57:19 PM »
"If you're ever in Cincinnati, you should come see my collection."

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